little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Carvalho Diablo]

On 19/07/2024 at 06:51, Bjornebye said:

The amount of horrible cunts who will link literally anything to immigration. 
 

“Car crash on the M25”

”Probably a lorry driver distracted by fighting aged men climbing out of his wagon” 

 

 

 

 

[John102]

Watching Masterchef and one thing that always annoys me and has me wanting to smash the tele, is when they ask the chef if they have practiced the dish/timed the dish and they say no.  Is it supposed to scream maverick or something. If i was Marcus, id march any cunt out who answered no.

[Captain Turdseye]

Paper straws on Capri-Sun drinks. Almost literally useless. 
 

They’re taking us for mugs, the absolute cunts. 

[Arniepie]

romesh ranganathan

 

does he just go into the bbc each week with a new idea for some shite show and they green light it?

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

romesh ranganathan

 

does he just go into the bbc each week with a new idea for some shite show and they green light it?

Can’t stand him one bit. He was on Mock the week years back and kept on interrupting and making it all about him and he was about as funny as strapping your balls to a saddle and getting someone to light a firework up the horses arse 

[Arniepie]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Can’t stand him one bit. He was on Mock the week years back and kept on interrupting and making it all about him and he was about as funny as strapping your balls to a saddle and getting someone to light a firework up the horses arse 

he is a bellend yet appears to be given a new tv show each week,

[Bjornebye]

What grim bastard decided to invent kids suitcases that double as a kill scooter? It’s like fucking mad max here all of a sudden 

[Bjornebye]

Had her nephew this afternoon. He’s an absolute pleasure 99% of the time but this evening he’s proper wound me up. He’s had us playing this Boy / Girl game where you’ve got to guess names, countries etc beginning with letters. He took Holland for H then wanted Netherlands for N. He nearly went through the window and so did she for trying to let him get away with it. Anyway we’re not playing anymore, I’m taking the dog out. Fuck offffff 

[Creator Supreme]

40 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Had her nephew this afternoon. He’s an absolute pleasure 99% of the time but this evening he’s proper wound me up. He’s had us playing this Boy / Girl game where you’ve got to guess names, countries etc beginning with letters. He took Holland for H then wanted Netherlands for N. He nearly went through the window and so did she for trying to let him get away with it. Anyway we’re not playing anymore, I’m taking the dog out. Fuck offffff 

You fucking big kid.

[John102]

Art

 

I read today about an Italian artist who bought a banana for 35p, stuck some tape over it and sold it to a Chinese cryptocurrency entrepreneur for £6miliion. He said he plans to eat the banana.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, John102 said:

Art

 

I read today about an Italian artist who bought a banana for 35p, stuck some tape over it and sold it to a Chinese cryptocurrency entrepreneur for £6miliion. He said he plans to eat the banana.

From Art to a fart for 6 million.

[Creator Supreme]

4 hours ago, John102 said:

Art

 

I read today about an Italian artist who bought a banana for 35p, stuck some tape over it and sold it to a Chinese cryptocurrency entrepreneur for £6miliion. He said he plans to eat the banana.

 

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

From Art to a fart for 6 million.

More money than fucking sense, shove the banana up his arse and throw him into the sea!

[sir roger]

I remember that Ofili guy winning the Turner Ptize with a can of elephant dung, and the Guardian critic stating that the flies follow you around the room.

[Fugitive]

I’ve just been to do a food shop, got back, opened the freezer and was met with a barrage of water. The fridge and freezer are both fucked. Now got a load of food that needs to be frozen and chilled and the cunt has packed in.

 

Now got to get a new one but I’m more pissed off with the food I bought and can’t fucking store it anywhere.

 

Twat

[manwiththestick]

2 hours ago, Fugitive said:

I’ve just been to do a food shop, got back, opened the freezer and was met with a barrage of water. The fridge and freezer are both fucked. Now got a load of food that needs to be frozen and chilled and the cunt has packed in.

 

Now got to get a new one but I’m more pissed off with the food I bought and can’t fucking store it anywhere.

 

Twat

Stick it outside, it's freezing.

[Trumo]

28 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Stick it outside, it's freezing.

 

Was going to suggest the same as I bet the freezer would have been warmer even when it was working.

[Harry's Lad]

Mrs HL has got some absolutely awful Christmas film on the telly. God I fucking hate Christmas.

[Bourbon]

The peace signs and pouting. 

 

Especially when combined. 

At 47, I know I'm not the applicable generation for this but I'm old enough to remember when it did the rounds during the Spice Girls run and it made sense then, it was a girl power gimmick and short-lived.  

 

Why has it come back now?! And why this time is it global and multi-generational?!

 

From 9 to 39 and you can see ones doing it just because the others are, without any individuality whatsoever. 

 

Gen Z thinks its so with it but all seem the exact same - those identikit "line-up" night out pictures where they all look the same, are all doing it, usually with one on the end doing a half knee bend to fit into the picture when its really to stand out, are beyond toe-curling. They have no idea its retro. 

 

The putting the teeth between the tongue they're all doing I just find funny.

 

You don't all have to do it you know, girls?

 

Regards

Ya Da

[Creator Supreme]

4 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

Mrs HL has got some absolutely awful Christmas film on the telly. God I fucking hate Christmas.

Preach mate.

 

I've had to agree with the boss that I won't moan about Christmas this year, otherwise I think she'll divorce me.

 

Fucking eating away at me inside though.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Preach mate.

 

I've had to agree with the boss that I won't moan about Christmas this year, otherwise I think she'll divorce me.

 

Fucking eating away at me inside though.

You keep it together you. Try and say fuck it and embrace it x 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You keep it together you. Try and say fuck it and embrace it x 

 

 

Cheers mate, I'd rather fucking strangle Christmas than embrace it though.

[Bjornebye]

23 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Cheers mate, I'd rather fucking strangle Christmas than embrace it though.

Yeah but for your own sanity try 

[Mook]

C*****mas isn't a little thing, it's a big massive thing that takes up about a quarter of the year & needs to get right to fuck.

 

Absolutely hate it.

[Creator Supreme]

3 hours ago, Mook said:

C*****mas isn't a little thing, it's a big massive thing that takes up about a quarter of the year & needs to get right to fuck.

 

Absolutely hate it.

Fucking testify!

[Bobby Hundreds]

I like Christmas. I dont like how early it starts but I can pretty much block all that shit out. I generally have a great time every Christmas and spend it with my favourite people, people if who I lost I'd look back at many christmases with fondness. Its another opportunity for work life to be put aside and everybody to just meet and be human beings if youre lucky that is and it's possible.