little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Remmie]

What a coincidence @Babb'sBurstNad

 

I was delivering a package the other day, notifying the recipient that I'd be around in a 2 hour window. Hammered the fuck out the door and eventually a full 2 minutes later, the big skiddy handed freak answered the door all flustered. Fortunately I'd scarpered at this point and pocketed his anal blaster 4000 electro-vibrate with built in drip tray (and charming bookmark).

[Engineman Hicks]

Mrs hicks never turns the oven off after she’s made the kid’s tea. Drives me fucking crazy. I come home about 8 and it’s been on for hours. 

[Engineman Hicks]

Anyone in the audience who sings along at a concer. I went to see Leonard Cohen a few years ago and it was ruined by the pissed up middle aged woman sat behind us who bellowed out every song like a fucking cow giving birth. I just read on twitter someone went to a gig last night and the person behind them had bought a tambourine ! These  people should not be allowed in polite society. 

[Bob]

25 minutes ago, Engineman Hicks said:

Anyone in the audience who sings along at a concer. I went to see Leonard Cohen a few years ago and it was ruined by the pissed up middle aged woman sat behind us who bellowed out every song like a fucking cow giving birth. I just read on twitter someone went to a gig last night and the person behind them had bought a tambourine ! These  people should not be allowed in polite society. 

 I'm singing along of I'm at a gig and you can stick it up your bollocks.

[Bjornebye]

Hahahaha imagine being pissed off at people singing along at a fucking music gig 

[Elite]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahahaha imagine being pissed off at people singing along at a fucking music gig 

It depends on the artist I think.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Elite said:

It depends on the artist I think.

Yeah I suppose a Leonard Cohen gig isn’t the one to be belting his tunes out full whack full of white wine. But in general up yer bollocks I’m singing, badly 

[Engineman Hicks]

4 hours ago, Elite said:

It depends on the artist I think.

There’s a line. Mass crowd singalongs like oasis I can see but not when watching a single artist. You wouldn’t sing along at the opera would you ? 

[VladimirIlyich]

3 minutes ago, Engineman Hicks said:

There’s a line. Mass crowd singalongs like oasis I can see but not when watching a single artist. You wouldn’t sing along at the opera would you ? 

I'm not sure Leonard Cohen would have called himself an Opera singer,but I can see your point here.

[Engineman Hicks]

8 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I'm not sure Leonard Cohen would have called himself an Opera singer,but I can see your point here.

I once saw a bloke playing air violin to his wife at a Mumford and Sons gig. Bent his knee and pretended to play an imaginary fiddle. 

[cloggypop]

15 minutes ago, Engineman Hicks said:

Mumford and Sons gig

 

Sickening 

[VladimirIlyich]

23 minutes ago, Engineman Hicks said:

I once saw a bloke playing air violin to his wife at a Mumford and Sons gig. Bent his knee and pretended to play an imaginary fiddle. 

Air on her G string no doubt.

[Bob]

9 hours ago, Engineman Hicks said:

I once saw a bloke playing air violin to his wife at a Mumford and Sons gig. Bent his knee and pretended to play an imaginary fiddle. 

Obviously unacceptable but... you were at a mumford and sons gig, so have to accept the potential for it.

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Bob said:

Obviously unacceptable but... you were at a mumford and sons gig, so have to accept the potential for it.

He only remembered it when his wife showed him the video of him doing it 

[John102]

Mumford and Sons, Leonard Cohen and heating the house up via the oven. How the other half live.

[Mook]

On 20/10/2024 at 15:22, Bjornebye said:

Hahahaha imagine being pissed off at people singing along at a fucking music gig 

 

I wouldn't go to a gig where I thought every cunt was going to be singing along.

 

Audience participation is completely over the top at live popular music now. 

 

With regards Leonard Cohen, I'm not convinced you could get thousands of people to all sing perfectly flat.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Mook said:

 

I wouldn't go to a gig where I thought every cunt was going to be singing along.

 

Audience participation is completely over the top at live popular music now. 

 

With regards Leonard Cohen, I'm not convinced you could get thousands of people to all sing perfectly flat.

Yeah but you’re a miserable fucker mate 

So you’d nail Cohen 

[Mook]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah but you’re a miserable fucker mate 

So you’d nail Cohen 

 

Ha ha, I'd sooner inject sulphuric acid into my ear drum than go to a Leonard Cohen gig.

[Trumo]

20 hours ago, Engineman Hicks said:

Mumford and Sons

 

Druid music for the Spotify generation and sister fingerers. And you were there because?

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

 

Ha ha, I'd sooner inject sulphuric acid into my ear drum than go to a Leonard Cohen gig.

See! 

[Bob]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

 

I wouldn't go to a gig where I thought every cunt was going to be singing along.

 

Audience participation is completely over the top at live popular music now. 

 

With regards Leonard Cohen, I'm not convinced you could get thousands of people to all sing perfectly flat.

If I'm at a gig by my own choice, you can be damn sure I'm singing, and ideally I'm pissed enough that I'm getting half the words wrong. 

[Engineman Hicks]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

 

Druid music for the Spotify generation and sister fingerers. And you were there because?

Birthday treat for one of my teenage kids. 

[Bob]

19 minutes ago, Engineman Hicks said:

Birthday treat for one of my teenage kids. 

Unfortunately (at least) one of your teenage kids is a cunt.

[Dave D]

12 minutes ago, Bob said:

Unfortunately (at least) one of your teenage kids is a cunt.

 

 

[Mook]

35 minutes ago, Bob said:

If I'm at a gig by my own choice, you can be damn sure I'm singing, and ideally I'm pissed enough that I'm getting half the words wrong. 

 

Good for you. like I say, I wouldn't be anywhere near the place anyway.