little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Bobby Hundreds]

59 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Just seen this again.  I'm not dyslexic at all just lazy and wanted you to feel like a twat too. The pissed bit is true though I've been drinking pints of rum and cola all day for the last 8 days.

She just asked me am I arguing online little does she know that I'm arguing with myself.. silly cow.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Engineman Hicks said:

People in supermarkets who don’t leave the checkout when they’ve finished but hang around putting stuff on their purse , making small talk with the cashier, etc. Just fuck off ! 

This is because supermarket management tell their staff to be friendly and co-operative with customers at all times even if they are busy. My Mrs works in a large supermarket so I know this.

[Bobby Hundreds]

3 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

This is because supermarket management tell their staff to be friendly and co-operative with customers at all times even if they are busy. My Mrs works in a large supermarket so I know this.

It should be like the airport "keep it moving" old Doris lingers then ends up having to explain herself in an interrogation room "check her personal space for loose veggies"

[John102]

People who create their own new queue at the self service tolls, when there is one universal queue already in place.

 

Ive said this before, however, it happened today and not much in life annoys me more.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Engineman Hicks said:

People in supermarkets who don’t leave the checkout when they’ve finished but hang around putting stuff on their purse , making small talk with the cashier, etc. Just fuck off ! 

It all makes sense ……

[Engineman Hicks]

The dreaded phrase “I’ve got food tech tomorrow”which if you don’t know means your teenager has food technology class the following morning and now needs a list of obscure ingredients. Last night she told us about 11pm on Sunday and the list included Japanese panko breadcrumbs. I’m sure the teachers just do this shit for a laugh. 

[VladimirIlyich]

29 minutes ago, Engineman Hicks said:

The dreaded phrase “I’ve got food tech tomorrow”which if you don’t know means your teenager has food technology class the following morning and now needs a list of obscure ingredients. Last night she told us about 11pm on Sunday and the list included Japanese panko breadcrumbs. I’m sure the teachers just do this shit for a laugh. 

Crushed Cornflakes would do the job.

[Engineman Hicks]

34 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Crushed Cornflakes would do the job.

Yes but teenage girls have an obsessive fear of being different. She would never contemplate not following the instructions 

[TheSire]

On 13/10/2024 at 16:08, Engineman Hicks said:

People in supermarkets who don’t leave the checkout when they’ve finished but hang around putting stuff on their purse , making small talk with the cashier, etc. Just fuck off ! 

This makes me incredibly angry. Taking ages to pay in cash with loads of 10ps. I try to ignore the voices in my head telling me to go all Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

[TheSire]

Those twat students riding those hire scooters but just going on the pavement if the lights are on red. There's a reason you need a license to use one you fuckers.

[TheSire]

On 19/09/2024 at 17:44, Mudface said:

 

Do you know what the drugs are called? I think the only thing I ever got offered was Buscopan/ Propranolol, although mine was more mental in nature once I'd cut out foods that I knew were triggers.

Shitinol Turdochloride?

[TheSire]

On 19/09/2024 at 23:23, sir roger said:

Been going around Scotland and Ireland for 10 days and wonder when it became acceptable for hotels to expect you to iron on a set up the size of a skateboard.

It's really fucking annoying the way the wheels mean the ironing board won't stay still as you're ironing your stuff.

[TheSire]

On 13/10/2024 at 05:32, Creator Supreme said:

Worth getting an x-ray mate, just in case you've damaged something further up in your foot.

The penis tip.

[Engineman Hicks]

On 13/10/2024 at 17:38, VladimirIlyich said:

This is because supermarket management tell their staff to be friendly and co-operative with customers at all times even if they are busy. My Mrs works in a large supermarket so I know this.

Tell your Mrs to tell them to stop the small talk shit and tell them to fuck off so I can buy my shopping. From now on I’m holding Mrs Lenin responsible when I’m delayed by some old biddy wittering on about the weather. 

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, Engineman Hicks said:

Tell your Mrs to tell them to stop the small talk shit and tell them to fuck off so I can buy my shopping. From now on I’m holding Mrs Lenin responsible when I’m delayed by some old biddy wittering on about the weather. 

She doesn't work on the tills given there aren't any left due to self service tills taking over. Luddites Reform!

[Engineman Hicks]

People on public transport generally. On the train today the woman sitting next to me lifted up her jumper and applied a roll on deodorant. No shame, flashed her dirty grey M@ S bra to the whole carriage then pulled it down again and started on her makeup. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Someone knocking on the door while you're on the loo. You pinch it off, give a hurried wipe and a far from thorough hand wash, rush down the stairs, only to find they've buggered off.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Other people with trolleys especially in costco. I'd like be like solid snake sneaking around a costco and taking everyone out one by one hiding their bodies until closing time, taking out staff by their suspicion levels throughout the day. Eventually it will be me and the hot food staff I will take my goods and leave them be.

[Dave D]

On 15/10/2024 at 08:03, Engineman Hicks said:

People on public transport generally. On the train today the woman sitting next to me lifted up her jumper and applied a roll on deodorant. No shame, flashed her dirty grey M@ S bra to the whole carriage then pulled it down again and started on her makeup. 

Sounds like an unexpected bonus. 

[Engineman Hicks]

21 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Sounds like an unexpected bonus. 

No not really. Quite a big girl with a grubby bra. 

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, Engineman Hicks said:

No not really. Quite a big girl with a grubby bra. 

And you think that is off putting on here?

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Engineman Hicks said:

No not really. Quite a big girl with a grubby bra. 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

39 minutes ago, Engineman Hicks said:

No not really. Quite a big girl with a grubby bra. 

 

34 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

And you think that is off putting on here?

 

26 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Sums this place up, superb.

[No2]

On 10/10/2024 at 16:13, Captain Turdseye said:

Lorries/wagons overtaking one another. Happens on all the A roads/dual carriageways. Pointless selfish bastards. Load of times I’ve seen one wagon overtake the one in front, only for the one now sitting behind to immediately re-overtake. Why can’t they just sit there in lane, the bellends?

 

Proper pisses me off when driving back up to Runcorn/Speke and then on the drive home. Because the M6 is speed camera’d up now all the way along, you simply can’t speed or you’re getting papped. There’s a 40-50 mile stretch along the A14 with no cameras, where it’s possible to drive over the limit (if you’re a criminal, of course) and shave a few minutes off the journey. These lorries constantly switching places in the road absolutely ruin that. 

I think they do that for fuel consumption reasons. They take turns being in the lead, like the tour de france. 

[Bjornebye]

They’ve not long had some financial analyst on BBC News and instead of saying “in the meantime” he said “in the meanwhile” twice and all. Fucking bellend or what complete day ruiner