little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Engineman Hicks]

Young people generally but specifically their fucking vagueness. I’m trying to sell a business at the moment and today was the deadline for offers. I am away so texted someone to ask how many offers had come in and the response was “a few”. What the fuck does that mean ? 

[YorkshireRed]

14 minutes ago, Engineman Hicks said:

Young people generally but specifically their fucking vagueness. I’m trying to sell a business at the moment and today was the deadline for offers. I am away so texted someone to ask how many offers had come in and the response was “a few”. What the fuck does that mean ? 

 
It’s more than none but less than loads. 
 

Get with the programme old timer.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Engineman Hicks said:

Young people generally but specifically their fucking vagueness. I’m trying to sell a business at the moment and today was the deadline for offers. I am away so texted someone to ask how many offers had come in and the response was “a few”. What the fuck does that mean ? 

Have u soled dat biznez yet mayte? 

[Engineman Hicks]

People who sit in the wrong seat on a plane. It’s a number and a fucking letter, how can you get it wrong ?

[Stouffer]

Fucking shallots.

 

Other than beef bourguignon; who's using a whole bag of shallots in a week?

 

Come on supermarkets, let us just buy a few of the tasty little bastards.

 

Grrr.

[Engineman Hicks]

A British women being interviewed about the storm in Florida just said “this really shows the community spirit, everyone is pulling rank” 

 

That’s a bad thing you fucking moron ! 

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, Engineman Hicks said:

A British women being interviewed about the storm in Florida just said “this really shows the community spirit, everyone is pulling rank” 

 

That’s a bad thing you fucking moron ! 

You wouldn’t be saying that if you were still a Colonel/Captain.  

[Captain Turdseye]

Lorries/wagons overtaking one another. Happens on all the A roads/dual carriageways. Pointless selfish bastards. Load of times I’ve seen one wagon overtake the one in front, only for the one now sitting behind to immediately re-overtake. Why can’t they just sit there in lane, the bellends?

 

Proper pisses me off when driving back up to Runcorn/Speke and then on the drive home. Because the M6 is speed camera’d up now all the way along, you simply can’t speed or you’re getting papped. There’s a 40-50 mile stretch along the A14 with no cameras, where it’s possible to drive over the limit (if you’re a criminal, of course) and shave a few minutes off the journey. These lorries constantly switching places in the road absolutely ruin that. 

[Lurtz]

Why can I drink tea at a million degrees centigrade but coffee has to be nearly cold before I can sip it? 

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, Engineman Hicks said:

A British women being interviewed about the storm in Florida just said “this really shows the community spirit, everyone is pulling rank” 

 

That’s a bad thing you fucking moron ! 

 

I am not sure if this was the woman who was on BBC Breakfast Time talking to Naga and Charlie from her hotel room in Orlando, but if so I have never seen anybody talk for 10 minutes without taking a breath. I couldn't follow a single word of it.

[Fugitive]

Working 12 hours a day for 7 days straight to make sure a project delivers on time and with minimal hitches only for some upper management cunt to take all the plaudits after turning up twice to have a quick Look. I hope you flight crashes on the way back to London, you twat.

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Lorries/wagons overtaking one another. Happens on all the A roads/dual carriageways. Pointless selfish bastards. Load of times I’ve seen one wagon overtake the one in front, only for the one now sitting behind to immediately re-overtake. Why can’t they just sit there in lane, the bellends?

 

Proper pisses me off when driving back up to Runcorn/Speke and then on the drive home. Because the M6 is speed camera’d up now all the way along, you simply can’t speed or you’re getting papped. There’s a 40-50 mile stretch along the A14 with no cameras, where it’s possible to drive over the limit (if you’re a criminal, of course) and shave a few minutes off the journey. These lorries constantly switching places in the road absolutely ruin that. 

Absolutely mate. Fuckin has me fuming every motorway journey that does.

[Bob]

Out for a bit of lunch at a deli/cafe round the corner from work. 3 cunts have had conversations on loud speaker while I've been sat here.

 

None of my shaking my head or tutting under my breath has made any difference to them.

[Dave D]

Clicking on an article/story, usually on Sky Sports and finding its a video you have to watch  

[Bob]

4 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Clicking on an article/story, usually on Sky Sports and finding its a video you have to watch  

It's increasingly hard to just read something on any topic.

 

A green bay packers fan website I follow used to have a "gut reactions" article up 5 minutes after every game. Just a bullet point list of about 10 or 12 things the guy thought straight after the game. It wasn't important but I used to enjoy skimming it there and then. 

 

Now... it's gone, it's yet another video. The same as his live chat video every day.

[sir roger]

Or following a vaguely interesting link and coming straight out as you can't be bothered with all of the preferences malarkey or giving them your email or phone number. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

People ordinary people who just call Bruce Springsteen The Boss and pretty much only refer to him as The Boss. I know it's his nickname but still it just makes me want to call you  The Twat and only The Twat.

[Fugitive]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

People ordinary people who just call Bruce Springsteen The Boss and pretty much only refer to him as The Boss. I know it's his nickname but still it just makes me want to call you  The Twat and only The Twat.

I hate lack of punctuation.  
 

Do better, Bobby.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Im dyslexic so use my phone to do corrections but type a lot when pissed.

[Fugitive]

Broken toes.

 

I think it’s broken. Snapped it back on a step putting the bins out and it’s swollen up badly and it’s absolutely killing me. Strapped the cunt up and bought some co-codamol from boots but the bastard is throbbing like a twat. 

[Creator Supreme]

9 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Broken toes.

 

I think it’s broken. Snapped it back on a step putting the bins out and it’s swollen up badly and it’s absolutely killing me. Strapped the cunt up and bought some co-codamol from boots but the bastard is throbbing like a twat. 

Worth getting an x-ray mate, just in case you've damaged something further up in your foot.

[Bob]

11 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Broken toes.

 

I think it’s broken. Snapped it back on a step putting the bins out and it’s swollen up badly and it’s absolutely killing me. Strapped the cunt up and bought some co-codamol from boots but the bastard is throbbing like a twat. 

Sounds like Karma, that. Upturned plug next I expect. Maybe a rake as its leaf sweeping season.

[Fugitive]

4 minutes ago, Bob said:

Sounds like Karma, that. Upturned plug next I expect. Maybe a rake as its leaf sweeping season.

Fuck you, Bob.

[Bobby Hundreds]

22 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Im dyslexic so use my phone to do corrections but type a lot when pissed.

Just seen this again.  I'm not dyslexic at all just lazy and wanted you to feel like a twat too. The pissed bit is true though I've been drinking pints of rum and cola all day for the last 8 days.

[Engineman Hicks]

People in supermarkets who don’t leave the checkout when they’ve finished but hang around putting stuff on their purse , making small talk with the cashier, etc. Just fuck off !