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little things that annoy the shit out of you


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11 hours ago, Fugitive said:

I’ve got new Sofas being delivered on Tuesday and decided to donate my old ones to a charity instead of selling them as they are still in good nick.

 

They were supposed to be getting collected tomorrow but the charity have now said they can’t collect them until Friday. 
 

My living room is going to look like fucking DFS now the twats. Tempted to take a hammer and saw to the bastards and do a load of tip runs in the car.

I had that problem years ago. Have you ever tried to take to bits a sofa? It's fucking hard going, fucking springs everywhere.

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14 minutes ago, Elite said:

I had that problem years ago. Have you ever tried to take to bits a sofa? It's fucking hard going, fucking springs everywhere.


No, but now you’ve put me right off. Looks like I’ll just have to put up with it until Friday, the cunts.

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12 hours ago, Fugitive said:

I’ve got new Sofas being delivered on Tuesday and decided to donate my old ones to a charity instead of selling them as they are still in good nick.

 

They were supposed to be getting collected tomorrow but the charity have now said they can’t collect them until Friday. 
 

My living room is going to look like fucking DFS now the twats. Tempted to take a hammer and saw to the bastards and do a load of tip runs in the car.

 

You could put them outside your front door and sit there waiting for your latest breakfast abomination to arrive.

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1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:


Poor fella. My dad’s similar. His ankles are fucked and he struggles to walk properly but despite me getting him two pairs of proper hiking boots in the last few years that are both comfy and supportive, he wears the same boots he’s had for years. Stubborn bastard “I’m fine” well don’t fucking moan then. 
 

They have spirit we could only dream of this day in age 

True, my dad was scared of no fucker despite only being a little skinny fella. He'd say they'd probably beat him but they wouldn't bully him.

 

Me, scared of my own shadow.

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On 13/08/2024 at 08:58, Captain Turdseye said:

She won’t do it until she’s told to obviously but it’d take my missus  two minutes to take their own and/or the bathroom one downstairs, but no, they’ll leave them overflowing. Boils my piss, it does

 

On 21/08/2024 at 10:07, Engineman Hicks said:

Even worst are the breathy byes where they use the tone of voice that is normally only used to whisper filthy suggestions into your partners ear late on a Saturday night.  


“Bring that fucking bin down”

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8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:


Sofas? It’s couches you fucking wool 


I’ve been pulled up for saying “couches” recently by someone from the midlands. “What are you? American?” Never realised it wasn’t normal.

 

Same with “pants” for trousers. Mind blowing

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19 minutes ago, Curly said:


I’ve been pulled up for saying “couches” recently by someone from the midlands. “What are you? American?” Never realised it wasn’t normal.

 

Same with “pants” for trousers. Mind blowing


Pants are trousers and not fucking undies or knickers.

 

Do prefer Kecks though.

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The teenagers have been off for 6 weeks now and are really starting to annoy me. The top 10 annoying things they do:

 

  1. Never take out the bins (as mentioned many many times on here)
  2. Leave empty packets in the cupboard so you think there's a tasty biscuit left and it's just the packaging
  3. Use the fruit bowl for seemingly any fucking thing apart from fruit
  4. Eat all the fucking food within 24 hours of a big shop
  5. Drink 1/4 of a can of coke then leave it to go flat and go and open another one, leave this one to go flat, repeat
  6. Sleep until noon then sit up all night so their rooms smell 
  7. Use my account on the Peleton instead of making their own so my average gets fucked up
  8. Don't flush the loo
  9. Use my nice soap in the shower
  10. Nick the phone chargers

I still love them but its been a long summer

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30 minutes ago, Engineman Hicks said:

The teenagers have been off for 6 weeks now and are really starting to annoy me. The top 10 annoying things they do:

 

  1. Never take out the bins (as mentioned many many times on here)
  2. Leave empty packets in the cupboard so you think there's a tasty biscuit left and it's just the packaging
  3. Use the fruit bowl for seemingly any fucking thing apart from fruit
  4. Eat all the fucking food within 24 hours of a big shop
  5. Drink 1/4 of a can of coke then leave it to go flat and go and open another one, leave this one to go flat, repeat
  6. Sleep until noon then sit up all night so their rooms smell 
  7. Use my account on the Peleton instead of making their own so my average gets fucked up
  8. Don't flush the loo
  9. Use my nice soap in the shower
  10. Nick the phone chargers

I still love them but its been a long summer

Tempted to full Mumsnet here and compare it to living with a possessed 4 year old and bossy 6 year old but let's just say open the fucking schools now and be done with it.

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The use of the word “ey” or “ay” as basically “hey” without the H. That’s fine - whatever. It’s an urban American thing I see everywhere and ok, that doesn’t bother me. What does piss me off is how this young generation are spelling it - “aye”. That is pronounced the same as eye, as in “aye aye, captain”. Just stop it younguns. You cunts

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31 minutes ago, Curly said:

The use of the word “ey” or “ay” as basically “hey” without the H. That’s fine - whatever. It’s an urban American thing I see everywhere and ok, that doesn’t bother me. What does piss me off is how this young generation are spelling it - “aye”. That is pronounced the same as eye, as in “aye aye, captain”. Just stop it younguns. You cunts


You should avoid Scotland, mate.

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32 minutes ago, Curly said:

The use of the word “ey” or “ay” as basically “hey” without the H. That’s fine - whatever. It’s an urban American thing I see everywhere and ok, that doesn’t bother me. What does piss me off is how this young generation are spelling it - “aye”. That is pronounced the same as eye, as in “aye aye, captain”. Just stop it younguns. You cunts

Are you sure it's not Scotch?

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1 hour ago, Fugitive said:


You should avoid Scotland, mate.

 

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

Are you sure it's not Scotch?


I’ve not explained myself properly - aye is correct the Scottish version and the pirate version - it’s pronounced “eye”, as in “aye aye”.

 

”Ay” as in “ay, yo” used in hip hop lingo, is now thrown onto loads of stuff and it’s always incorrectly written as “aye” and it pisses me off.

 

I have no issue with the traditional used “aye” for yes. When there’s a foul at football I commonly shout “aye aye, ref”.

 

I hope I’ve made myself clear

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On 22/08/2024 at 09:12, lifetime fan said:

The council have changed the route the bin men take and we now are virtually first. 
 

Every fucking week the bin men wake me up at 6:30 on a Wednesday morning now. 


Cunts - still can’t get back to sleep. 
 

Isn’t there some kind of bylaw that prevents noisy workman before 8am? 

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Just now, Arniepie said:

is there a rd in liverpool where there isnt fucking roadworks?


I sent a picture to Liverpool council a few months back of a hole in the road. They fixed it last week. They completely ignored the smaller one about 4 yards away. 
 

Extra job isn’t it. 

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1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:


I sent a picture to Liverpool council a few months back of a hole in the road. They fixed it last week. They completely ignored the smaller one about 4 yards away. 
 

Extra job isn’t it. 

 

Wife flagged up a sunken manhole cover that makes a racket in the road outside our neighbours. West Lancs council come out and put a big white X on it. The workies  come out a week later and 'fix' one about 10 yards away on the opposite side which had no X on it and nothing wrong with it. 

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