little things that annoy the shit out of you

[stringvest]

If I've spent 3 quid on jetwashing it, getting the bottom of my jeans soaked and freezing my knackers off.... I expect a high gloss finish!

Too damn right I'm obsessive!

 

And phones are not meant to be used... merely played with. Phones that are actually meant to be used had lcd displays and lasted a week without needing to be recharged. Try actually 'using' a bloody phone these days - dead battery in 6 hours.

 

AND... whilst I'm at it... why do I have to actually pay to make phone calls when going through fresh air? It's a glorified CB if you ask me.

10-4 rubber duck

 

[General Dryness]

10-4 rubber duck

 

Looks like we got ourselves a convoy.

[Champ]

Looks like we got ourselves a convoy.

Innocent times, eh?

[General Dryness]

Innocent times, eh?

 

Good movie, certainly.

[Champ]

Good movie, certainly.

I'm not so well acquainted with the movie. I just immediately thought of that DLT cover....and then bathed in Dettol

[General Dryness]

I'm not so well acquainted with the movie. I just immediately thought of that DLT cover....and then bathed in Dettol

 

I had to look that up. Didn't know the hairy cornflake had done a cover of the song. I only barely remember the movie, to tell the truth. I remember enjoying it when I was about 8.

[Champ]

Best avoided

[lifetime fan]

Enjoying a nice dream and then the fucking alarm clock going off and spoiling it just as it's getting good.

[Alan Sex]

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Enjoying a nice dream and then the fucking alarm clock going off and spoiling it just as it's getting good.

You were getting a shag off some fit famous woman weren't you?

[Chairman Meow]

Enjoying a nice dream and then the fucking alarm clock going off and spoiling it just as it's getting good.

 

Is alarm clock rhyming slang?

[Alan Sex]

Yeah, sucks waking up with the pillow (or postman Pat...) full of spunk as well.

 

Sounds like you got off (snigger) lightly waking up before completion.

[Champ]

You were getting a shag off some fit famous woman weren't you?

 

What else would he have been talking about?????

[FanchesterCity]

Speaking of CB and irritating things...

 

PTT.

 

PTT is an American term for 'Push To Talk'..... having finally gotten Cell Phones working decently in their country, they invent a way to make them behave like a Walkie-Talkie..... you send voice messages in short bursts as you would with a Walkie-Talkie / CB.

 

Only in America could they think up how to use a mobile to be more like a walkie-talkie.

 

It's like using email to order a printed letter to be delivered to the intended recipient by post.

[lifetime fan]

Speaking of CB and irritating things...

 

PTT.

 

PTT is an American term for 'Push To Talk'..... having finally gotten Cell Phones working decently in their country, they invent a way to make them behave like a Walkie-Talkie..... you send voice messages in short bursts as you would with a Walkie-Talkie / CB.

 

Only in America could they think up how to use a mobile to be more like a walkie-talkie.

 

It's like using email to order a printed letter to be delivered to the intended recipient by post.

 

Do they not still charge the receiver of a mobile call as well?

[FanchesterCity]

Do they not still charge the receiver of a mobile call as well?

 

They do, but not everywhere... I think they've finally cottoned on to how mad that is. Strange country.

 

As mad as MM/DD/YYYY date formats... how the hell is THAT logical ?

[lifetime fan]

Try explaining what a fortnight is to them.

[General Dryness]

And for fucks sake don't suggest that you do them up the bum and then have a fag.

[lifetime fan]

They know what a cunt is though. 

[General Dryness]

Unsurprising really, seeing as nearly half of them vote for one every four years.

[Elite]

People who have definitely heard what you have said but still say "What?"

[lifetime fan]

What?

[Elite]

People who have definitely heard what you have said but still say "What?"

[General Dryness]

People who have definitely heard what you have said but still say "What?"

 

On the other side of the coin, having to say what to someone three or four times and still not understanding what they've said.

 

Tends to end up being a nod and smile situation. Even though you might have just been called a cunt.

[lifetime fan]

On the other side of the coin, having to say what to someone three or four times and still not understanding what they've said.

 

Tends to end up being a nod and smile situation. Even though you might have just been called a cunt.

 

I really dislike 'what'.

 

Pardon, sorry, what was that? All of them are fine but mumblers do my fucking head in.

 

If you think you've something worthwhile saying then speak at a volume where people can hear you FFS.