little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Champ]

Small children around necessitates having a phone case.

 

My iPad has full armour.

 

And password protection, I suspect

[Champ]

Stick to iPhone.

 

My screen's > your screen

[lifetime fan]

My screen's > your screen

Your screen that's scratched to fuck and needs a handbag to carry it about you mean?

[Alan Sex]

And password protection, I suspect

Nope. Gotta share!

[Champ]

Your screen that's scratched to fuck and needs a handbag to carry it about you mean?

 

Not a scratch on it. The cover sees to that. And I'd have the bag to carry every other thing I couldnt be without anyway, wouldnt I?

[Champ]

Nope. Gotta share!

 

You share the contents of your phone with your small children? Dont you know, amongst other things, I'm a child protection social worker?

[lifetime fan]

Not a scratch on it. The cover sees to that. And I'd have the bag to carry every other thing I couldnt be without anyway, wouldnt I?

Android for birds.

[lifetime fan]

You share the contents of your phone with your small children? Dont you know, amongst other things, I'm a child protection social worker?

You're a what?!

[General Dryness]

You share the contents of your phone with your small children? Dont you know, amongst other things, I'm a child protection social worker?

 

With Al being in Canada, this would be a multi-jurisdiction bust.

 

You'd have 48 hours champy, with the DA's office on your back and stool pigeons in your pocket. And all the while Mr Big is buying up your fellow officers like weiners at a Coney Island snack stand.

 

Can you handle the truth?

[Champ]

You're a what?!

 

'Amongst other things'. You knew that!

[lifetime fan]

'Amongst other things'. You knew that!

I'm good at keeping secrets.

[FanchesterCity]

You sound a bit obsessive FC.

 

Phones are meant to be used, and I have strong suspicions of anyone who can get so het up by washing a car. It's meant to get dirty.

 

If I've spent 3 quid on jetwashing it, getting the bottom of my jeans soaked and freezing my knackers off.... I expect a high gloss finish!

Too damn right I'm obsessive!

 

And phones are not meant to be used... merely played with. Phones that are actually meant to be used had lcd displays and lasted a week without needing to be recharged. Try actually 'using' a bloody phone these days - dead battery in 6 hours.

 

AND... whilst I'm at it... why do I have to actually pay to make phone calls when going through fresh air? It's a glorified CB if you ask me.

[FanchesterCity]

You share the contents of your phone with your small children? Dont you know, amongst other things, I'm a child protection social worker?

 

Anyone who shares their phone with kids is far morely to get a bloody shock than the kids are.

The little buggers can run up a bill in no time... not to mention the utter filth they manage to find for me.

[Alan Sex]

You share the contents of your phone with your small children? Dont you know, amongst other things, I'm a child protection social worker?

They just play the kids games on there. Trust me, I watch out for my kids!

[General Dryness]

They just play the kids games on there. Trust me, I watch out for my kids!

 

Its when you're watching out for other peoples kids that you're a bit of a worry Al.

[Alan Sex]

Its when you're watching out for other peoples kids that you're a bit of a worry Al.

Yeah. Sorry about that.

 

As far as the phone/ipad goes, I let the mrs borrow them. Proof there's nothing sinister. She's pretty straight laced.

[Champ]

They just play the kids games on there. Trust me, I watch out for my kids!

 

 

Yeah. Sorry about that.

 

As far as the phone/ipad goes, I let the mrs borrow them. Proof there's nothing sinister. She's pretty straight laced.

 

Oh, Al, while it is true that is what I do, I only meant it in jest, yer dope!

[General Dryness]

Yeah. Sorry about that.

 

As far as the phone/ipad goes, I let the mrs borrow them. Proof there's nothing sinister. She's pretty straight laced.

 

They do say opposites attract.

[Alan Sex]

They do say opposites attract.

Indeed. For a start she has a vagina.

[Alan Sex]

I just wish she'd fucking stop talking out of it.

[General Dryness]

I just wish she'd fucking stop talking out of it.

 

If only you could think of a way to gag it somehow.

[Alan Sex]

If only you could think of a way to gag it somehow.

How do you think I got so many kids?

[General Dryness]

How do you think I got so many kids?

 

You run an orphanage?

[Alan Sex]

You run an orphanage?

Nope. It's all about abduction.

[Champ]

People that pronounce scones to rhyme with moans. Well, did not the woman behind me in the queue this morning start wittering to her friend about whether she wanted a fruit scoan or a plain scoan, then back to fruit. On and on it went. Just make you mind up please or I'll have to elbow you in the stomach. Hard