little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Anubis]

'Merry Christmas' should be on 25th December & 'Happy New Year' on 1st January only.

 

Anyone texting, e-mailing or saying these phrases outside of the allotted times should be taken to the Tower of London & shot up the arse.

 

Merry Christmas 2015 Mook.

[ZonkoVille77]

"Have you got a club card" every time I try to pay for something.

Stick your club card up your urethra you cunt

[Bob]

Buying the wrong type of lightbulb.

[Liverpool lad]

People who try to do something without fully thinking it out and then look surprised when it ends up failing.

 

An example of this is people who try to stop smoking by just stopping.  You will hear them in the workplace boasting about what they are trying to achieve.  I know some people can achieve this, but I am talking about a specific type of person here.

 

You also get the ones who start weight loss programmes, programmes is probably too generous a term to describe it.  You know the type, without any advice they decide to just eat an apple and that is all they have eaten, then they wonder why they have an headache mid way through the day and feel like shit.

 

Just listening to these people winds me up. If I don't understand something or need help I normally ask for the advice of others.

[bouncebrigade]

When the self service tills in the supermarket won't accept one of your coins, for no apparent reason.

[Chairman Meow]

People who try to do something without fully thinking it out and then look surprised when it ends up failing.

 

An example of this is people who try to stop smoking by just stopping.  You will hear them in the workplace boasting about what they are trying to achieve.  I know some people can achieve this, but I am talking about a specific type of person here.

 

You also get the ones who start weight loss programmes, programmes is probably too generous a term to describe it.  You know the type, without any advice they decide to just eat an apple and that is all they have eaten, then they wonder why they have an headache mid way through the day and feel like shit.

 

Just listening to these people winds me up. If I don't understand something or need help I normally ask for the advice of others.

 

I stopped smoking by just stopping. 

[Liverpool lad]

I stopped smoking by just stopping. 

 

Should have carried on reading to the bit where I said some people can do it.

 

My complaint is more of people who start things and don't see them through

[Chairman Meow]

Should have carried on reading to the bit where I said some people can do it.

 

My complaint is more of people who start things and don't see them through

 

Like me reading your post. 

 

Or people who don't bother reading threads and expect everyone else to sum them up to save them the bother, 

[Liverpool lad]

I do love watching mongs have a debate on the forum that lasts for pages then ask them to sum it up. Normally one person will reiterate their view and call somebody they disagree with a mong or other such term.  I then leave knowing my work is done

[Harry Squatter]

People who feel the need to talk constantly without actually saying anything of any note. Woman in work chats shit all day even though no one is listening or has any interest in anything she says.

[Mook]

People who feel the need to talk constantly without actually saying anything of any note. Woman in work chats shit all day even though no one is listening or has any interest in anything she says.

My boss can talk from 9 to 11am, no breaks at all, it's fucking nuts.

 

I wish she had an off button.

[RoboRiise]

My boss can talk from 9 to 11am, no breaks at all, it's fucking nuts.

 

I wish she had an off button.

 

She does, it's located between her eyes and her mouth.  You have to press it with your fist though.  Give it a go.

[Rico1304]

Passengers in the car leaning forward when you are at a junction so they can see what's coming...but mean you, the driver, can't see anything. Fuck off.

[Liverpool lad]

People driving in fog with no lights on

 

Any other time these cunts have got all their lights on

[VladimirIlyich]

People driving in fog with no lights on

 

Any other time these cunts have got all their lights on

Most newer cars,last ten years or so,tend to have an auto setting so the lights come on in bad weather automatically.

It seems many people dont know about it or dont bother to check.

[stringvest]

Cunts in 4 by 4s who want to race you away from the lights.  

 

And cunts like me who won't let them win.  

[Mook]

People saying 'bless you' after you've sneezed. Particulary annoying when you're sneezing a lot that day.

 

It's not the 14th century, fuck face.

[Hooch]

When you're trying to get to sleep, and you find a really nice comfortable position, BUT your arm is tucked under your torso in this comfy position, and you just fucking know you'll wake up 3 hours later with an arm deader than Cheryl Cole's soul, with pins and needles and shit. 

[General Dryness]

When you're trying to get to sleep, and you find a really nice comfortable position.

 

But wait, your arm is tucked under your torso in this comfy position, and you just fucking know you'll wake up 3 hours later with an arm deader than Cheryl Cole's soul, with pins and needles and shit.

That's when you gaffa tape your dead hand to your cock and have a wank. And you can pretend its Cheryl Cole doing it.

[mattyq]

That's when you gaffa tape your dead hand to your cock and have a wank. And you can pretend its Cheryl Cole doing it.

That should be in the Small Pleasures thread

[Bob]

People saying 'bless you' after you've sneezed. Particulary annoying when you're sneezing a lot that day.

 

It's not the 14th century, fuck face.

Yeah, 'cause what society needs is less politeness and thought for each other.

 

Seriously?

[Mook]

Yeah, 'cause what society needs is less politeness and thought for each other.

 

Seriously?

 

I'm all for politeness & thought for each other but when someone is sneezing constantly the constant 'bless yous' start to grate a bit.

 

Sneezing is just a bodily function, it doesn't need to be acknowledged, I'm not religious so I don't need to be 'blessed', it's fucking stupid.

[Furmedge]

Putting loads of stuff away in the loft, closing the ladders up only to look down and see the one bag you forgot.

[Dr Nowt]

Yeah, 'cause what sciety needs is less pliteness and thught for each ther.

 

Seriusly?

 

Fixed.

[Dr Nowt]

Yeah, 'cause what society needs is less politeness and thought for each other.

 

Seriously?

 

Says the man causing 1-2 second fury all over the junctions and traffic lights of this island.