little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Bjornebye]

6 hours ago, Bot said:

 

You can fuck off. They're like walking on clouds you fucking nonce. 

Just proves what a nonce you are you cloud walking kid shagging fucking phone charger 

[Oh Buoy]

9 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

 

They're actual footwear? They're like something off a fucking Barbie doll.

I'd have to be in my box for someone to put them on me and even then I'd come back and haunt them.

 

I don't own those but the misses bought me some crocs after I kept putting hers on to put some of the washing out. I was of the same perspective until I put some on and walked around in them. Now my first question of the day is it socially acceptable to wear these wonderful things to X event? 

 

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Just proves what a nonce you are you cloud walking kid shagging fucking phone charger 

 

Don't be vexed because I'm floating about whilst your peasant degenerative feet feel the pressure of your misery. 

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, Bot said:

 

I don't own those but the misses bought me some crocs after I kept putting hers on to put some of the washing out. I was of the same perspective until I put some on and walked around in them. Now my first question of the day is it socially acceptable to wear these wonderful things to X event? 

 

 

Don't be vexed because I'm floating about whilst your peasant degenerative feet feel the pressure of your misery. 

To each their own mate.

 

[Oh Buoy]

1 minute ago, Harry's Lad said:

To each their own mate.

 

 

Try them out you judgmental bastard. 

 

You won't want to wear anything else. 

[Harry's Lad]

Just now, Bot said:

 

Try them out you judgmental bastard. 

 

 

You won't want to wear anything else. 

No ta.

[Oh Buoy]

5 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

No ta.

 

Remember when you first tried apple pie and custard? It's like that experience but 50 times better. 

 

If you're an apple pie and ice cream nonce then Usher needs to ban you outright.

[Harry's Lad]

24 minutes ago, Bot said:

 

Remember when you first tried apple pie and custard? It's like that experience but 50 times better. 

 

If you're an apple pie and ice cream nonce then Usher needs to ban you outright.

Agreed. Apple pie and custard all the way for me, until I got twatted with diabetes that is.

Your choice of footwear is a definite no no though.

 

[Arniepie]

On 03/08/2022 at 19:43, Bjornebye said:

Fuckers in these. Especially the even bigger fuckers who slide there feet across the floor as they walk acting all lazy and shit fucking scruffy twats wake up 

 

 

They are 'in'now apparently 

Went to jd the other day to get a pair of Adidas flip flops and they had a whole display dedicated to the utter monstrosities. 

[sir roger]

Crocs are de rigeur for anybody working in a restaurant kitchen, part of the gear for most chefs.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I started wearing Crocs around the house after I knackered my knee, as they cushion your steps. Knee's fine, but I'll never go back to ordinary slippers now.

[A Red]

Went into town for a drink last night. Every fucking pub it takes ages to get served due to blokes wearing shorts, flip flops with sun glasses on their heads ordering cocktails and fancy gins. 

[Oh Buoy]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I started wearing Crocs around the house after I knackered my knee, as they cushion your steps. Knee's fine, but I'll never go back to ordinary slippers now.

 

Welcome to the club mate. Hows heaven treating you?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

29 minutes ago, Bot said:

 

Welcome to the club mate. Hows heaven treating you?

Well, thanks. I've bought a pair with the furry lining for cold days too. Like velvet gloves for your feet. Luxury.

[Captain Turdseye]

My missus and daughter have bought some of those cloud shoes for round the pool when we go away. 
 

I tried them on. They are very, very comfortable, it must be said. She asked if she should then buy me some and I burst out laughing. I think that answered her question. 

[YorkshireRed]

Just been perusing the Crocs selection on Amazon. Although I was vaguely aware of their existence, I hadn’t remotely considered ever owning a pair. 
 

I think I’ve been suckered in by the ‘walking on clouds’ description on here. This sounds like a good way to get around. Particularly for an ageing, decrepit, cunt like me. 
 

They’re not the cheapest though. 

[Remmie]

Fucking women and their obsession with hiding things. Kids party today with outfits. Some of the stuff arrives yesterday, so instead of leaving it out somewhere easy to find what with it being less than 24 hours away, why not hide everything separately while you fuck off to work unreachable. Now I am going to turn up late with no present for the birthday girl. 

 

When I bring this up it'll be my fault. 

[YorkshireRed]

2 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Fucking women and their obsession with hiding things. Kids party today with outfits. Some of the stuff arrives yesterday, so instead of leaving it out somewhere easy to find what with it being less than 24 hours away, why not hide everything separately while you fuck off to work unreachable. Now I am going to turn up late with no present for the birthday girl. 

 

When I bring this up it'll be my fault. 

Sorry you won’t be able to wear your outfit. You’d obviously been looking forward to it.

 

It definitely will be your fault. 

[Oh Buoy]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

Just been perusing the Crocs selection on Amazon. Although I was vaguely aware of their existence, I hadn’t remotely considered ever owning a pair. 
 

I think I’ve been suckered in by the ‘walking on clouds’ description on here. This sounds like a good way to get around. Particularly for an ageing, decrepit, cunt like me. 
 

They’re not the cheapest though. 

 

Crocs website usually has sales on every so often. You can usually improve your wellbeing for the avg. price of £15-25 depending on style etc. I found that a size below fitted better for some odd reason so buy two sizes and return the one that doesn't fit. 

 

Thank me later and welcome to your new life. 

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, Bot said:

 

Crocs website usually has sales on every so often. You can usually improve your wellbeing for the avg. price of £15-25 depending on style etc. I found that a size below fitted better for some odd reason so buy two sizes and return the one that doesn't fit. 

 

Thank me later and welcome to your new life. 

Do you get commission?

[VladimirIlyich]

Croc of shite.

[Captain Willard]

7 hours ago, A Red said:

Went into town for a drink last night. Every fucking pub it takes ages to get served due to blokes wearing shorts, flip flops with sun glasses on their heads ordering cocktails and fancy gins. 

That was me. 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Croc of shite.

Hahahaha I’m on a train can someone put a gif of Boycie laughing in response to this 

[easytoslip]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahahaha I’m on a train can someone put a gif of Boycie laughing in response to this 

How is the tolerance levels mixing with the general public on public transport? 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

How is the tolerance levels mixing with the general public on public transport? 

I had my headphones in and a seat to myself until the fucker decided to break down at Hereford. Then I had a bit of a moment where I considered smacking some cunt then it set off, Cree was a doddle and I just sat in first class to Liverpool and got given some finger sandwiches which was lovely. As train journeys go despite sweating out 2 solid days stag do in Cardiff it was alright. And if I'm honest mate, the only reason some cunt nearly got chinned at hereford as because of something I'd seen on here. I reckon most of the train cunts do the liverpool to manchester or bromley to victoria services. i blindsided them this time. No doubt I'll pop in the tesco tomorrow and some cunt will breath or something and ruin whats been a seriously good couple of days. I'm already raging 

[easytoslip]

14 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I had my headphones in and a seat to myself until the fucker decided to break down at Hereford. Then I had a bit of a moment where I considered smacking some cunt then it set off, Cree was a doddle and I just sat in first class to Liverpool and got given some finger sandwiches which was lovely. As train journeys go despite sweating out 2 solid days stag do in Cardiff it was alright. And if I'm honest mate, the only reason some cunt nearly got chinned at hereford as because of something I'd seen on here. I reckon most of the train cunts do the liverpool to manchester or bromley to victoria services. i blindsided them this time. No doubt I'll pop in the tesco tomorrow and some cunt will breath or something and ruin whats been a seriously good couple of days. I'm already raging 

Crikey, I've not got the train to Liverpool from here for nearly 3 years, a mate drives up, though I'll have to at some point. The very thought of over 4 hours of hell chills me to the marrow.