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2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Shit WiFi in prison. 

I’ve watched a lot of prison dramas and one thing I’ve learnt there is invariably a man sized sewage pipe somewhere in the basement that goes unimpeded directly under the walls to a nearby stream. Find that and you’ll be free within days. 

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14 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

I’ve watched a lot of prison dramas and one thing I’ve learnt there is invariably a man sized sewage pipe somewhere in the basement that goes unimpeded directly under the walls to a nearby stream. Find that and you’ll be free within days. 

It's not a sewage pipe in the dramas I watch, it tends to be a well-lit, well-ventilated pipe with at worst a trickle of clean water, but big enough to have a place in a hydroelectric facility. 

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43 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

I’ve watched a lot of prison dramas and one thing I’ve learnt there is invariably a man sized sewage pipe somewhere in the basement that goes unimpeded directly under the walls to a nearby stream. Find that and you’ll be free within days. 

Or catacombs 

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1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

I’ve watched a lot of prison dramas and one thing I’ve learnt there is invariably a man sized sewage pipe somewhere in the basement that goes unimpeded directly under the walls to a nearby stream. Find that and you’ll be free within days. 

Or a big thing with fire and wheels that Sean Connery can easily master.

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Fuckers in these. Especially the even bigger fuckers who slide there feet across the floor as they walk acting all lazy and shit fucking scruffy twats wake up 

 

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On the back of this young lad Archie Batersbee, I'm reminded that it annoys me when people feel they can ignore various doctors and years of medical training because 'a mother knows'.

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1 hour ago, John102 said:

On the back of this young lad Archie Batersbee, I'm reminded that it annoys me when people feel they can ignore various doctors and years of medical training because 'a mother knows'.

I see where you're coming from but what an awful position for a childs parents to find themselves in. 

 

A parent's job is to look after their child's best interests until all possibilities have been exhausted and tragically that's where they have been for a while from what I have read.

 

I think these people in Japan and Turkey are giving them false hope because there is no possible recovery from brain stem death, and with that in mind it's time to let the lad go in peace and dignity. 

 

Far easier said than done though for what must be a living  nightmare for them with all sense of reasoning lost. Poor sods.

 

 

 

 

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26 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

I see where you're coming from but what an awful position for a childs parents to find themselves in. 

 

A parent's job is to look after their child's best interests until all possibilities have been exhausted and tragically that's where they have been for a while from what I have read.

 

I think these people in Japan and Turkey are giving them false hope because there is no possible recovery from brain stem death, and with that in mind it's time to let the lad go in peace and dignity. 

 

Far easier said than done though for what must be a living  nightmare for them with all sense of reasoning lost. Poor sods.

 

 

 

 

Oh aye, I cant really fault the parents or those involved, particularly when they are getting encouragement from others with an agenda, as you say. It's more people on twitter and the like who say it.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Yes, shady religious groups pushing these cases in the main. The Alder Hey one a few years back was ridiculous with doctors getting death threats.

BBQs and bouncy castles in the fucking street outside. That got out of hand. Parents should always fight for their kids mind. 

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35 minutes ago, Elite said:

Printers. Complete twats.

Hate them, you'd need a degree in engineering to get ours to work over wifi. Thank god for generic ink cartridges though, the price gouging twats.

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11 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Hate them, you'd need a degree in engineering to get ours to work over wifi. Thank god for generic ink cartridges though, the price gouging twats.

Alan Turing would struggle to work out some of the errors that you get on them. 

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20 minutes ago, Elite said:

Alan Turing would struggle to work out some of the errors that you get on them. 

Especially as he’s been dead quite a while now

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1 hour ago, Le Duan said:

Especially as he’s been dead quite a while now

And would have probably tried to bum it 

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People who say “I’ll just follow you” rather than use the Sat nav in their cars. Now I’ve got to take account of their car as well at junctions, roundabouts etc. Its like towing a massive caravan using remote control. Just use the fucking say nav and meet us at the destination. 

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I never used to mind food shopping, bit annoying at times, but kind of satisfying to get everything out the way in 45 minutes. Now though, it's just an absolute shitshow. Prices are ridiculous, loads of things are either out of stock or have really short dates, people seem a lot arsier than before and there's never enough staff on so there's big queues stretching down the aisles- using the shit automated tills isn't an option as they constantly seem to error. It's a microcosm of the depressingly shit state of this broken, fucked-up country.

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On 03/08/2022 at 19:43, Bjornebye said:

Fuckers in these. Especially the even bigger fuckers who slide there feet across the floor as they walk acting all lazy and shit fucking scruffy twats wake up 

 

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You can fuck off. They're like walking on clouds you fucking nonce. 

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On 03/08/2022 at 19:43, Bjornebye said:

Fuckers in these. Especially the even bigger fuckers who slide there feet across the floor as they walk acting all lazy and shit fucking scruffy twats wake up 

 

amazon-sliders-z.jpg

 

 

32 minutes ago, Bot said:

 

You can fuck off. They're like walking on clouds you fucking nonce. 

They're actual footwear? They're like something off a fucking Barbie doll.

I'd have to be in my box for someone to put them on me and even then I'd come back and haunt them.

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