little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Jose Jones]

Was it ever not thus?

 

Is not the media on the whole rife with this type of being?

It seems to me the beeb got way worse after the sexed up dossier shenanigans.

[Major Tom]

It seems to me the beeb got way worse after the sexed up dossier shenanigans.

 

Maybe.

 

ITV at the moment is awful, though. Their Americanised Good Morning Britain is woeful.

[Liverpool lad]

Other peoples dieting. Sitting there listening to people talk about it like they are expertsbin nutrition and talk about how well they are doing whilst nomming on McDonald's on a Friday as a treat.

 

Been dieting as long as I have known them but maintaining their weight

[matt1983]

People not using central filter lanes properly to make their right turn-veering across them rather than driving into them and thereby blocking traffic behind them while they wait for their gap...

 

As a self-recognised excellent driver I find this highly frustrating. Learn to drive or fuck off and die.

[Liverpool lad]

People on Facebook who cannot have a bevy without uploading a picture of it

[Liverpool lad]

People who have four bottles of whisky in the cupboard and buy supermarket packaged 'exotic food' and think they are Rick Stein

[General Dryness]

People on Facebook who cannot do any fucking thing without uploading a picture of it

 

Fixed.

[Jairzinho]

The hairs in my nose.

[Hooch]

When you boil the kettle and pour the water into the cup for a brew, but you can't see if you've poured enough because there is steam everywhere and then next thing the water's overflowing.

[Trumo]

Smoke detectors. Or more specifically, when the batteries in them are dying. When this happens, they'll usually start to bleep intermittently. However, what's annoying is that they'll only do this in the middle of the night. You could be home all day in a quiet house and never hear any bleeps but at night...?

 

These bastards again. At 4:15 this morning it decides it'd rather me be awake than asleep. Not a peep between when I actually woke up and left the house and I'll bet that it's silent all day, only to start acting the cunt again in the early hours.

[cloggypop]

When you boil the kettle and pour the water into the cup for a brew, but you can't see if you've poured enough because there is steam everywhere and then next thing the water's overflowing.

Simply place a table tennis ball in the mug first.

 

[Bjornebye]

Them boring things on channel 4 before a programme starts. Its normally either some commercial docks with really deep depressing music or a taxi driving through New York. its been the same for years and it is shit and depressing.

 

Do the BBC still have them aquarobic hippo's and all? Twats.

[Trumo]

Them boring things on channel 4 before a programme starts. Its normally either some commercial docks with really deep depressing music or a taxi driving through New York. its been the same for years and it is shit and depressing.

 

Do the BBC still have them aquarobic hippo's and all? Twats.

 

They're called idents and yes it seems the TV networks haven't updated them in years.

[Russ Atmosphere]

The programme sponsor ones that bookend the adverts are quite handy for fast forwarding the ads though. Sticking it to the man.

[Chairman Meow]

Is there a worse quality of advert than "<COMPANY NAME> sponsors <INSERT PROGRAMME TYPE>  on Dave".

 

Universally without fail they are unfunny and just fucking annoying, whoever signed them off deserves a papercut. 

[Hooch]

Simply place a table tennis ball in the mug first.

I'm not sure if this is a wind up, or this works?

[Hooch]

Sticking with kitchen-related annoyance, the impossible task of snapping a ring pull off a can without a splash of bean/ tuna juice hitting you or your clothing.

[Trumo]

Is there a worse quality of advert than " sponsors   on Dave".

 

Universally without fail they are unfunny and just fucking annoying, whoever signed them off deserves a papercut. 

 

RAVINNIT!!!!!!

[ZonkoVille77]

Clingfilm.

 

Fucking impossible to predict if it's going to behave and you can get your food wrapped or whether it will go all venus fly trap and take your whole hand over. I swear it costs me 10-15 mins extra some mornings. Cunt of a thing.

[cloggypop]

Clingfilm.

 

Fucking impossible to predict if it's going to behave and you can get your food wrapped or whether it will go all venus fly trap and take your whole hand over. I swear it costs me 10-15 mins extra some mornings. Cunt of a thing.

 

 

[Jose Jones]

Just sent an email application for a job.  Forgot to attach my CV.  What a fucking idiot.

[Iceman]

Had to have a Skype interview with a job agency for heavy duty job and gave the agency my new skype name which was the wrong name because I am a cunt. So then went to set up a new skype account in the name I had given them as I didn't want to look like the kind of twat who doesn't know his own skype name, but in the process ( what with having mammoth jobhunting session and it being about 2 in the morning ) managed to setup 3 similarly but again, all slightly differently named skype accounts to the one I had given her, and to make it worse, in a desperate attemtp to be liked by prospective employers I had uploaded a cheesey 'work smile' picture to all 3 wrongly name accounts, and somehow  (well, basically because I'm a huge douche and had created the accounts with a hotmail account as you must , but then changed it in the settings to be my gmail accounts  of which I had recently changed and subsequently forgottent the password)  and I  had no way of accessing them to get rid of the pics.

 

Complete and utter cuntery. Then the next day just as I'm having my big skype interview the girl from the agency says " oh is that your pic on those 3 other skype accounts ?". I could tell by her voice there was just no fucking way she was going to put me forward for the gig, in fact I could see by her horrible agency face she thought I was a just a total cunt who wouldn't even make it as her new skype and coffee gimp.

 

So don't worry Jose, you can just explain yours away as an attachment error.

[Jose Jones]

Had to have a Skype interview with a job agency for heavy duty job and gave the agency my new skype name which was the wrong name because I am a cunt. So then went to set up a new skype account in the name I had given them as I didn't want to look like the kind of twat who doesn't know his own skype name, but in the process ( what with having mammoth jobhunting session and it being about 2 in the morning ) managed to setup 3 similarly but again, all slightly differently named skype accounts to the one I had given her, and to make it worse, in a desperate attemtp to be liked by prospective employers I had uploaded a cheesey 'work smile' picture to all 3 wrongly name accounts, and somehow (well, basically because I'm a huge douche and had created the accounts with a hotmail account as you must , but then changed it in the settings to be my gmail accounts of which I had recently changed and subsequently forgottent the password) and I had no way of accessing them to get rid of the pics.

 

Complete and utter cuntery. Then the next day just as I'm having my big skype interview the girl from the agency says " oh is that your pic on those 3 other skype accounts ?". I could tell by her voice there was just no fucking way she was going to put me forward for the gig, in fact I could see by her horrible agency face she thought I was a just a total cunt who wouldn't even make it as her new skype and coffee gimp.

 

So don't worry Jose, you can just explain yours away as an attachment error.

Oof. Yeah that does sound a bit worse.

[Furmedge]

Just sent an email application for a job.  Forgot to attach my CV.  What a fucking idiot.

 

I once sent my CV to the staff population of the building I was in at the time.  All 600 of them.  I'm not there anymore.  

 

The job I'm in now I sent the wrong CV (I needed to blag it up a bit) and I emailed them and asked them to disregard it.  Reapplied and got the  job.

[Captain Turdseye]

On the subject of CV's, my cousins ex boyfriend was a proper mong and he once left his laptop at her house so I decided to make a few alterations to his CV. Instead of being able to refurb and repair white goods, he became a retard that repairs them. He also wanks well on his own or as part of a team. Asked him a while later if he'd had any joy finding a job. He said he'd applied for loads and strangely had no responses.