little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Mike D]

The little switch on the side of an iphone that can easily be knocked and switches it to silent.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Mike D said:

The little switch on the side of an iphone that can easily be knocked and switches it to silent.

Only maniacs don’t have it permanently switched to silent 

[Elite]

Anyone whose not in the cast of Gommorah that dresses head to toe in Armani and Prada tracksuits.

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, Elite said:

Anyone whose not in the cast of Gommorah that dresses head to toe in Armani and Prada tracksuits.

Voronins gone get over it 

[Elite]

Men that want to be groomed like horses. Nothing more annoying than waiting forever in the barbers for someone who wants to be 'perfectly groomed'. Just get a short back and sides or number 1 all over for fuck sake.

[Arniepie]

22 hours ago, Elite said:

Anyone whose not in the cast of Gommorah that dresses head to toe in Armani and Prada tracksuits.

Stonewashed denim and moody leathers all over the show

[Oh Buoy]

Those cunts who have sussed out the one parking space in my local ASDA that's essentially a double space in disguise. 

 

Also, women. 

[Harry's Lad]

Probably one for the world of a woman thread, but, she's had one of those days in work, so I suggested a takeaway rather than her cook. 

 

I ring them up to place the order, they say 10 minutes, (when this place says 10 minutes it's 10 minutes) we're just going out of the door and "ooh, I'd better let the dogs out'.

 

They've been out all fucking day and by the time she's done the 10 minutes are up and we've still got to get there which takes 10 minutes.

 

We pick up the food and drive back. Sit down to eat and she moans that the food is only lukewarm.

 

Fucks sake.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Probably one for the world of a woman thread, but, she's had one of those days in work, so I suggested a takeaway rather than her cook. 

 

I ring them up to place the order, they say 10 minutes, (when this place says 10 minutes it's 10 minutes) we're just going out of the door and "ooh, I'd better let the dogs out'.

 

They've been out all fucking day and by the time she's done the 10 minutes are up and we've still got to get there which takes 10 minutes.

 

We pick up the food and drive back. Sit down to eat and she moans that the food is only lukewarm.

 

Fucks sake.

What did you order? 

[Harry's Lad]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

What did you order? 

Chinese. Beef in oyster sauce with fried rice and a portion of salt & pepper chips.

She had to nuke it.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Chinese. Beef in oyster sauce with fried rice and a portion of salt & pepper chips.

She had to nuke it.

Nice. 

[Harry's Lad]

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Nice. 

The salt & pepper chips were. She had the oyster sauce shite. 

I won't touch anything seafoody.

Plus it was chocka with garlic. She'll be stinking like Charles Aznavour's ringpiece tomorrow.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Harry's Lad said:

The salt & pepper chips were. She had the oyster sauce shite. 

I won't touch anything seafoody.

I love seafood. Love it 

[Harry's Lad]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I love seafood. Love it 

Not for me. Knocks me sick.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Harry's Lad said:

Not for me. Knocks me sick.

I had some mackerel straight out of the tin earlier. 

[Mook]

9 hours ago, Elite said:

Men that want to be groomed like horses. Nothing more annoying than waiting forever in the barbers for someone who wants to be 'perfectly groomed'. Just get a short back and sides or number 1 all over for fuck sake.

My barber always asks me if I want my eyebrows done.

 

I mean, what the fuck would a barber do to my eyebrows? I have no idea but he's not getting near the fucking things*

 

*before anyone starts, I don't have a Noel Gallagher monobrow

[Harry's Lad]

It's shellfish I won't touch, or squid/octopus. I don't mind fish as long as it's not cooked here and stinks the house out.

 

She gets tinned fish to add to the dogs food. Fucking hums.

[easytoslip]

9 hours ago, Elite said:

Men that want to be groomed like horses. Nothing more annoying than waiting forever in the barbers for someone who wants to be 'perfectly groomed'. Just get a short back and sides or number 1 all over for fuck sake.

Deffo only a few weeks ago this divvy was doing the same, something is not quite right, fuckin' preening cunt. 

I'll wager the girl doing his hair had other intentions for the scissors she was wielding. 

[easytoslip]

27 minutes ago, Mook said:

My barber always asks me if I want my eyebrows done.

 

I mean, what the fuck would a barber do to my eyebrows? I have no idea but he's not getting near the fucking things*

 

*before anyone starts, I don't have a Noel Gallagher monobrow

Says Denis Healy/Patrick Moore who's interested in the moon. 

You can't do it yourself. Saying that, how the fuck birds do their hair is uncanny. 

[Harry Squatter]

Getting charged £13-£15 for pasta in a restaurant when you're constantly being told it only costs 30p to make it yourself. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

5 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Getting charged £13-£15 for pasta in a restaurant when you're constantly being told it only costs 30p to make it yourself. 

I don't go to Italians for this reason. Pizza and pasta is the most overpriced eating out food going 

[Harry Squatter]

19 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

I don't go to Italians for this reason. Pizza and pasta is the most overpriced eating out food going 

Went to some place in huyton the other week and it was 100 quid for 2 adults and 2 kids. Fucking joke.

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Went to some place in huyton the other week and it was 100 quid for 2 adults and 2 kids. Fucking joke.

To mind the car? 

[Mike D]

People who upload funny clips from tv shows on YouTube but put the gag line in the title.

[Captain Turdseye]

22 hours ago, Mook said:

My barber always asks me if I want my eyebrows done.

 

I mean, what the fuck would a barber do to my eyebrows? I have no idea but he's not getting near the fucking things*

 

*before anyone starts, I don't have a Noel Gallagher monobrow

 

It’s free, therefore I accept every second time I’m asked. They’re the rules. If the barber is always asking, it might be a sign that your eyebrows need a wee trim.