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McDonald’s drive through - the two lanes seem to be moving at an equal pace, until I get into a lane, then the other one speeds up and I’m left with nobody saying ‘Can I take your order?’ Have shouted and aggressively beeped my hot on a few occasions 

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2 minutes ago, Dave D said:

The time for diplomacy is over

This. Kurtz, you need to sit them down and warn them that they're starting to ruffle feathers on a football forum you are a member of. 

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2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

This. Kurtz, you need to sit them down and warn them that they're starting to ruffle feathers on a football forum you are a member of. 

I assume they are Southerners? so threaten them with hordes of hairy Northerners invading their home.

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1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I assume they are Southerners? so threaten them with hordes of hairy Northerners invading their home.

I don't think Turdseye lives too far, last thing they want is him popping his head over the fence. 

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1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

I don't think Turdseye lives too far, last thing they want is him popping his head over the fence. 

Ha ha. We need a map of which poster lives where. Tursdeye is welcome to pop over and empty the bins whilst I’m away. 

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17 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Ha ha. We need a map of which poster lives where. Tursdeye is welcome to pop over and empty the bins whilst I’m away. 

We had one of those once. I could almost pride myself on being the most southerly forumite but then some damn Kiwis came along.

There’s probably some fucker posting from Puerto Williams now.

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36 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

We had one of those once. I could almost pride myself on being the most southerly forumite but then some damn Kiwis came along.

There’s probably some fucker posting from Puerto Williams now.

Mate you could be sat with a load of penguins in the antarctic and some cunt would row past accusing you of having beans on a fry-up 

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3 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

We had one of those once. I could almost pride myself on being the most southerly forumite but then some damn Kiwis came along.

There’s probably some fucker posting from Puerto Williams now.

Im south but not on an international scale

 

 Mudeford: Great British Breaks | Travel | The Sunday Times

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13 hours ago, A Red said:

I'm the southernmost mainland cunt

Im fairly sure you live 4 doors from me.

 

And Dr Nowt is 2 Doors down from you 

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2 hours ago, Dave D said:

Im fairly sure you live 4 doors from me.

 

And Dr Nowt is 2 Doors down from you 

The lads 3 Doors Down are Kryptonite.

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2 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

*fist bump for the Dorset massive*

We're in danger of being revealed as the county with the largest TLW membership.  

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5 minutes ago, Dave D said:

We're in danger of being revealed as the county with the largest TLW membership.  

Nah that's Rogaland where Stavanger is 

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2 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

I’ve spent hours with my 5 kids crabbing off mudeford quay. Lovely spot.  

Been there this very day taking dog for walk- people were crabbing  pretty early this morning.

i was just “crabby” after last nights result 

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1 hour ago, Dave D said:

Been there this very day taking dog for walk- people were crabbing  pretty early this morning.

i was just “crabby” after last nights result 

I’m a big fan of crabbing. Get an economy pork belly from Lidl, tie it to a long bit of string and you catch hundreds of the greedy little fuckers.

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