little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Mudface]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Bap. 

So not about loaves of bread? There's hope yet.

[Arniepie]

That annoying wool bint on radio Merseyside on the Friday footy show.

[George Costanza]

Its 2022 why isn't every fucking tv channel broadcast in HD.

 

Then you've got fuckers actually having the bollocks to charge extra for it still.  Maybe 10 years ago it would be OK not fucking now.

[VladimirIlyich]

16 hours ago, chrisbonnie said:

So what do you call the crust on the "standard slice" then? 

 

You'se have the same name for the end and the actual crust? 

The end pieces are the same part as the outside of the bread,the dough is en-crusted (there's a big clue there.)

[chrisbonnie]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

The end pieces are the same part as the outside of the bread,the dough is en-crusted (there's a big clue there.)

No pal, I'm not having that. 

 

Is the heel 

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, chrisbonnie said:

No pal, I'm not having that. 

 

Is the heel 

A hot, toasted, thickly buttered cruzzer. Oh yeah.

[Carvalho Diablo]

13 hours ago, A Red said:

Doughnuts with custard in.

Send them round to mine and I'll suffer in silence.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

12 hours ago, George Costanza said:

Its 2022 why isn't every fucking tv channel broadcast in HD.

 

Then you've got fuckers actually having the bollocks to charge extra for it still.  Maybe 10 years ago it would be OK not fucking now.

BT Sport do this. HD on the mobile app, but through their own box on your telly it's standard def, with the option to pay more for HD. Cheeky bastards. 1080i should be the bare minimum now, given you can get 4k streamed.

[dockers_strike]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

BT Sport do this. HD on the mobile app, but through their own box on your telly it's standard def, with the option to pay more for HD. Cheeky bastards. 1080i should be the bare minimum now, given you can get 4k streamed.

Sky still charge extra for HD according to my bills and UHD.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

People sharing pictures on social media (and even here) with the caption "Those who know, know."

 

Well, yes. Obviously. That caption adds absolutely nothing for those who do know; and in the time it took you to write it, you could have added an explanation for those who don't yet know.

[Harry's Lad]

7 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

People sharing pictures on social media (and even here) with the caption "Those who know, know."

 

Well, yes. Obviously. That caption adds absolutely nothing for those who do know; and in the time it took you to write it, you could have added an explanation for those who don't yet know.

Angry knows.

[Mudface]

Just now, Harry's Lad said:

Angry knows.

This.

[Oh Buoy]

This one isn't spoken about enough. 

 

What is it about Specsavers and the likes offering a choice to try on glasses after/before an eye test when you're already blind as fuck?

 

"Are you happy with those glasses, sir?" 

 

[dockers_strike]

Iceland's Harry Ramsden's fish and chips.

 

TV advert makes you think you're buying a good sized fish and chip portion but when you actually buy it, you realise they've used smaller plates and a woman with tiny hands to make the fish look massive!

 

Twats.

[Captain Willard]

These. Low level letterboxes.  The bane of every leafletter’s life.(explanatory note as requested by @AngryOfTuebrook). 

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, Captain Willard said:

These. Low level letterboxes.  The bane of every leafletter’s life.(explanatory note as requested by @AngryOfTuebrook). 

Yes - these were the bane of my existence as a thirteen year old paperboy (along with failing on numerous occasions to get a hand under the bra).

 

My £4.50 per week salary wasn’t enough to have to bend down to use these fuckers. 
 

Still had to mostly bend down as a milk delivery boy but I got £13 per week for that and Sunday off. 
 

If you want me to bend down and stick something through an orifice then pay a fair price. 

[Bjornebye]

Wannabe heroes. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

People cry arsing about not being able to put their luggage in the locker directly above them on an easyjet flight. It's easyjet. It's the epitome of a budget airline. They don't give a fuck as it's first come first serve. Gammon a plenty. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Easter eggs used to come with their extra sweets inside. Now, they're just in the box next to the egg.

 

Not exactly up there with poverty and racism in the gripes stakes, but it annoys me nonetheless.

[Elite]

48 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Easter eggs used to come with their extra sweets inside. Now, they're just in the box next to the egg.

 

Not exactly up there with poverty and racism in the gripes stakes, but it annoys me nonetheless.

Aye. Makes the egg concept rather void. Eggs are meant to contain things whether that be little duckling, a vibrating battery or a handful of smarties.

 

 

[Arniepie]

9 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Yes - these were the bane of my existence as a thirteen year old paperboy (along with failing on numerous occasions to get a hand under the bra).

 

My £4.50 per week salary wasn’t enough to have to bend down to use these fuckers. 
 

Still had to mostly bend down as a milk delivery boy but I got £13 per week for that and Sunday off. 
 

If you want me to bend down and stick something through an orifice then pay a fair price. 

Or those stupid fucking bits of fl uff or whatever it was in the letterbox hich meant trying to force through a 89 page Sunday observer became an ordeal from hell.

[Captain Turdseye]

19 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

These. Low level letterboxes.  The bane of every leafletter’s life.(explanatory note as requested by @AngryOfTuebrook). 

I’d take 100 terraced low level letter boxes over a single street where every house has a 100 metre driveway that’s on a steep incline. Usually gravel as well, so it dirties your trabs. Bastards. 

[Captain Willard]

32 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’d take 100 terraced low level letter boxes over a single street where every house has a 100 metre driveway that’s on a steep incline. Usually gravel as well, so it dirties your trabs. Bastards. 

Or houses with no letterboxes at all ! There’s a few of them around here. Don’t know how they get their post, maybe it goes to their office. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Or houses with no letterboxes at all ! There’s a few of them around here. Don’t know how they get their post, maybe it goes to their office. 

 

[Rico1304]

I’ve just paid £6.99 for a pint at Piccadilly station.