little things that annoy the shit out of you

[easytoslip]

28 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

A different type of Tit Monday.

Something like that. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Windows updates  "This should take 45 minutes ... don't power off your computer".

 

2 and a half hours later and I finally get to leave fucking work, at 18:45.

[easytoslip]

26 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Windows updates  "This should take 45 minutes ... don't power off your computer".

 

2 and a half hours later and I finally get to leave fucking work, at 18:45.

What the fuck is one talking about? Maybe for things about getting older. 

Dont answer the phone. 

[easytoslip]

Came into my local alehouse and there is 4 darts players who are loud as fuck, good grief, one got up and done a Kareoke turn of You Got to Roll with it, one is a World Champion apparently but still a fuckin ' balloon head. 

Give me strength. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Came into my local alehouse and there is 4 darts players who are loud as fuck, good grief, one got up and done a Kareoke turn of You Got to Roll with it, one is a World Champion apparently but still a fuckin ' balloon head. 

Give me strength. 

I'm an Oasis fan and even I can imagine how fucking awful that must have been. 

[easytoslip]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I'm an Oasis fan and even I can imagine how fucking awful that must have been. 

Truly ghastly, there is no need for cranking the decibels up.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, easytoslip said:

Truly ghastly, there is no need for cranking the decibels up.

Come on then, who is the darts bastard then? Is he Aussie? 

[easytoslip]

31 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Come on then, who is the darts bastard then? Is he Aussie? 

I dont know, i dont know any darts players apart from Jockey Wilson and that fella who lived in Liverpool for a while from the 80s when a pub game became de riguer.

For some reason. I'll find out tomorrow and I'll send you a poster, a full frontal one of with his trunks on at the oche.

Just realised you can't have full frontal in trunks, they've gone now anyway, praise the lord. 

[Preston Red]

Having to visit the grandson every Friday while he's at the age of going to nursery and picking up every fucking illness going.

 

No prizes for guessing who the little cunt has given tonsillitis to.

[easytoslip]

17 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Come on then, who is the darts bastard then? Is he Aussie? 

Martin Adams or Wolfie, never heard of him until yesterday when i heard him alright, and friends. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Martin Adams or Wolfie, never heard of him until yesterday when i heard him alright, and friends. 

Strikes me as quite arrogant but probably sound. 

[easytoslip]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Strikes me as quite arrogant but probably sound. 

Yeah they were alright, i just dont get loudness though I'll stay in next time so as to avoid. 

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Yeah they were alright, i just dont get loudness though I'll stay in next time so as to avoid. 

At least you don't live near this fucker

 

 

 

[easytoslip]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

At least you don't live near this fucker

 

 

 

Good grief, thank fuck. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, easytoslip said:

Good grief, thank fuck. 

hahahahahaha 

[Bobby Hundreds]

New channel 5 programme "Council House swap" some bad nobhead poverty porn channel that is. They also have a makeover show on new kitchens and bathrooms but show you the end fucking result at the beginning of the programme and sometimes during it. God I hate channel 5 its fucking terrible. We need to half the shit that gets created right across the board.

[VladimirIlyich]

35 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

New channel 5 programme "Council House swap" some bad nobhead poverty porn channel that is. They also have a makeover show on new kitchens and bathrooms but show you the end fucking result at the beginning of the programme and sometimes during it. God I hate channel 5 its fucking terrible. We need to half the shit that gets created right across the board.

From Only Fools and Horses to Fools who Own Horses. What a difference.

[Creator Supreme]

Channel 4 is getting as bad - Marriage at first sight, one night stand. Fucking disgrace.

[Elite]

This time of year when councils are trying to use up their budgets so you end up with roadworks on every fucking street.

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, Elite said:

This time of year when councils are trying to use up their budgets so you end up with roadworks on every fucking street that doesn't need it and ignoring the streets that need actual work and someone with half a brain to solve a problem.

. 

[dockers_strike]

18 minutes ago, Elite said:

This time of year when councils are trying to use up their budgets so you end up with roadworks on every fucking street.

Yeah, happens many public sector bodies. I remember years ago when I worked for the DHSS / DSS, we always had to do a section review end of January and look for ways to spend up to the annual budget cut off by end of March to preserve next year's budget allowance.

 

I always thought it was a bonkers way to run PS finance.

[Pureblood]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

This time of year when councils are trying to use up their budgets so you end up with roadworks on every fucking street.

 

Elite: "What are you doing to the street? I know how this works." 

[Harry Squatter]

On 23/03/2022 at 22:33, Elite said:

This time of year when councils are trying to use up their budgets so you end up with roadworks on every fucking street.

Not the council but my entire street looks like it has been carpet bombed as our gas pipes were all getting refitted. It's blatantly an excuse to use up their budgets as some of the work has been completely unnecessary and wouldn't have been done under any normal business model. They've scratched a few neighbours flagging and have instantly replaced it with brand new flagging with no one coming out to inspect it or see whether they can justify replacing them. 

 

They all fuck off at 3.00 on the dot regardless of any job that needs completing so they can get an extra days work out of it. 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 23/03/2022 at 22:55, dockers_strike said:

Yeah, happens many public sector bodies. I remember years ago when I worked for the DHSS / DSS, we always had to do a section review end of January and look for ways to spend up to the annual budget cut off by end of March to preserve next year's budget allowance.

 

I always thought it was a bonkers way to run PS finance.

Fuckin tories still cut it anyway. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Any tv show that consists of a "celebrity" dragging their mum or dad along. "Ooh look at our relationship... were quirky" you're cunts! But not worse than the people making this constant stream of shite.