little things that annoy the shit out of you

[manwiththestick]

On 14/03/2022 at 12:25, Bjornebye said:

Safer sticking your hand in The Wood Beast 

That reminds me, those new card things that four packs of lager come in with the hole in the middle for you to stick your finger into, but only if you want to remove all the skin on said finger down to the bone when you try and pull it out.

[Harry's Lad]

21 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

That reminds me, those new card things that four packs of lager come in with the hole in the middle for you to stick your finger into, but only if you want to remove all the skin on said finger down to the bone when you try and pull it out.

A bit like this..

 

 

[Captain Willard]

Bloke (Roy) who just bought my car over the phone for a knockdown price after bidding on e bay gave me a long spiel about how he was an enthusiast, wanted to restore it with his son then go on days out etc. Anyway the actual driver who came to collect it says it’s all bollocks and the blokes actually a car dealer based in Grimsby.
 

 

[YorkshireRed]

17 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Bloke (Roy) who just bought my car over the phone for a knockdown price after bidding on e bay gave me a long spiel about how he was an enthusiast, wanted to restore it with his son then go on days out etc. Anyway the actual driver who came to collect it says it’s all bollocks and the blokes actually a car dealer based in Grimsby.
 

 

Just so I’m clear. Is the little thing in this that annoys the shit out of you:

 

Roy?

Enthusiasts in general? (that would annoy me, not much worse than enthusiasm about stuff).

Days Out? (certainly possible).

Grimsby? (they do like to sing while they’re fishing which won’t be everyone’s cup of tea).

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, YorkshireRed said:

Just so I’m clear. Is the little thing in this that annoys the shit out of you:

 

Roy?

Enthusiasts in general? (that would annoy me, not much worse than enthusiasm about stuff).

Days Out? (certainly possible).

Grimsby? (they do like to sing while they’re fishing).

Roy's bollocks I suspect although Roy didn't just bullshit about his plans, he also blagged a lower price so Kurtz needs to get used to Roy's bollocks seeing as they're balanced smugly on his fucking chin. 

[Captain Willard]

2 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Just so I’m clear. Is the little thing in this that annoys the shit out of you:

 

Roy?

Enthusiasts in general? (that would annoy me, not much worse than enthusiasm about stuff).

Days Out? (certainly possible).

Grimsby? (they do like to sing while they’re fishing).

No it was that he lied to me. He isn’t called Roy, he’s not an enthusiast, he probably hasn’t got a son and he made all that up just to knock a few hundred of the price. Anyway the central locking computer control unit was fucked and the part alone is £1k even if you can find one anywhere for sale so he’s welcome to the car. I did mention this over the phone but maybe didn’t elaborate  how hard it is to find the parts for old cars. 

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, Captain Willard said:

No it was that he lied to me. He isn’t called Roy, he’s not an enthusiast, he probably hasn’t got a son and he made all that up just to knock a few hundred of the price. Anyway the central locking computer control unit was fucked and the part alone is £1k even if you can find one anywhere for sale so he’s welcome to the car. I did mention this over the phone but maybe didn’t elaborate  how hard it is to find the parts for old cars. 

He’s probably on his forum for enthusiastic, car owners, with sons, based in Grimsby, slagging you off right now.

[Captain Willard]

11 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

He’s probably on his forum for enthusiastic, car owners, with sons, based in Grimsby, slagging you off right now.

Once he realises the soft top has an annoying habit of unexpectedly going down in the middle of the night even with the car locked (and often in the rain) , he will  be spending the next few weeks on e bay trying to buy a replace ECU for the central locking. No trips out for little Roy for the foreseeable future. 

[VladimirIlyich]

16 hours ago, Pureblood said:

Salted caramel is gawjus.  In Canada they do salted caramel bacon, my god I want some.  

Sorry to hear about your future heart attack. Get well soon.

[dockers_strike]

Nasal hair. You young pups havent experienced anything yet, but you will!

 

As you get older, more of the fucking stuff grows out of your nose and pulling them out can make even a strong man cry.

 

Dont get me started on ear hair!

[Bjornebye]

Someone called Windass started a similar thread in 2008. That's annoyed the shit out of me. 

[Pureblood]

15 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Sorry to hear about your future heart attack. Get well soon.

Everything in moderation. Except for salted caramel. 

[Pureblood]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Someone called Windass started a similar thread in 2008. That's annoyed the shit out of me. 

Windass was a GF legend.  His strategic use of smilies drove the fans wild. 

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, Pureblood said:

Windass was a GF legend.  His strategic use of smilies drove the fans wild. 

Did you? Sound. 

[Pureblood]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Did you? Sound. 

[Bjornebye]

33 minutes ago, Pureblood said:

At least his kecks fit 

[Pureblood]

[Captain Turdseye]

3 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

Nasal hair. You young pups havent experienced anything yet, but you will!

 

As you get older, more of the fucking stuff grows out of your nose and pulling them out can make even a strong man cry.

 

Dont get me started on ear hair!

 

I noticed a long ‘un coming out of my nostril this morning and managed to pluck it out with my finger and thumb on the first attempt. Boom. 

[Clem H Fandango]

On 17/03/2022 at 12:55, Mook said:

When you right click on an e-mail address to copy it & a new e-mail to that address opens up in Outlook.

 

Drives me fucking mental.

This.

 

My works laptop has that habit. The annoying thing when this happens is that it asks me to sign into outlook even though I am using outlook? I then have 2 Windows 2 close down before I can do anything else. If I wasn't working from home I would have launched it by now. 

MS Teams can fuck right off too.

[Bjornebye]

On 17/03/2022 at 12:55, Mook said:

When you right click on an e-mail address to copy it & a new e-mail to that address opens up in Outlook.

 

Drives me fucking mental.

 

29 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

This.

 

My works laptop has that habit. The annoying thing when this happens is that it asks me to sign into outlook even though I am using outlook? I then have 2 Windows 2 close down before I can do anything else. If I wasn't working from home I would have launched it by now. 

MS Teams can fuck right off too.

Is anyone else wet? 

[Mudface]

Being up half the night feeling like shite, then getting the horn about Outlook.

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I noticed a long ‘un coming out of my nostril this morning and managed to pluck it out with my finger and thumb on the first attempt. Boom. 

Pluck? Haven't you people heard of electric nose and ear trimmers?

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Pluck? Haven't you people heard of electric nose and ear trimmers?

Aye, I’ve got nose trimmers, just haven’t got around to doing it for a few weeks. 
 

Didn’t you read my post? First time pluck success! That’s virtually unheard of. 

[Captain Howdy]

10 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I noticed a long ‘un coming out of my nostril this morning and managed to pluck it out with my finger and thumb on the first attempt. Boom. 

I get my nostris and ears waxed at the barbers, hardly feel a thing and you have nostrils and ear holes completely hair free for weeks.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Trimming is for wusses. There's something cathartic about plucking out a nose hair; the sharp pain, maybe a sneeze or two, your eyes running, then you survey your quarry and marvel "look at the size of that".

 

Must be what childbirth is like for women.