little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Arniepie]

I saw another one where they were shown round some sprawling farmhouse worth about half a million and the woman complained because the ceiling was too low.

 

Presumably there is a special place in hell reserved for these cunts.

[General Dryness]

14 hours ago, Arniepie said:

I saw another one where they were shown round some sprawling farmhouse worth about half a million and the woman complained because the ceiling was too low.

 

Presumably there is a special place in hell reserved for these cunts.

When you've got enough money that you can pick and choose, things like that are deal breakers.

 

Most of us would be happy as long as the ceilings are above floor level.

[Creator Supreme]

I've opened a can of worms here haven't I? I don't care, I hate all shows like that, Homes Under The Hammer (slum landlord propaganda vehicle), a place in the sun (escape to the cuntry in a warmer climate), the slop Kirsty Allshite fronts with that baldy gimp.

 

Forget the sea, get in the centre of a volcano you cunts!

[A Red]

What gets me is the House in the Sun types who find their ideal place that ticks all the boxes but she wont have it because the view from the 3rd bedroom isn't quite right.

[KMD7]

57 minutes ago, A Red said:

What gets me is the House in the Sun types who find their ideal place that ticks all the boxes but she wont have it because the view from the 3rd bedroom isn't quite right.

Yeah that grinds my fucking gears. I'd be shit on that and pick the first house shown. Show would be over after 10 minutes

[Elite]

1 hour ago, KMD7 said:

Yeah that grinds my fucking gears. I'd be shit on that and pick the first house shown. Show would be over after 10 minutes

"The big issue is that the ceiling is made out of asbestos."

 

"Fuck it, it'll do."

[Bjornebye]

Middle class attention seekers going on telly with no intention to buy anyway shocker 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Keep seeing it said that the likes of Elon Musk or Bezos shouldn't have to pay tax because they pay the wages of so many people who all pay tax. What kind of logic is that. Musk and Bezos pay people for their services be it skill set or labour and those people pay their own fucking taxes. Should anybody who employs someone not have to pay taxes. I pay a window cleaner and someone to cut my grass I ain't paying no taxes those twats can pay for me.

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Keep seeing it said that the likes of Elon Musk or Bezos shouldn't have to pay tax because they pay the wages of so many people who all pay tax. What kind of logic is that. Musk and Bezos pay people for their services be it skill set or labour and those people pay their own fucking taxes. Should anybody who employs someone not have to pay taxes. I pay a window cleaner and someone to cut my grass I ain't paying no taxes those twats can pay for me.

Wealth Creators mate! What gets roundly ignored is that most of the wealth is created for themselves!

[Captain Willard]

4 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Yeah that grinds my fucking gears. I'd be shit on that and pick the first house shown. Show would be over after 10 minutes

I’d be about 60 seconds.  I made an offer on our current house without going inside and we’ve lived here happily for 13 years now. 

[A Red]

1 minute ago, Captain Willard said:

I’d be about 60 seconds.  I made an offer on our current house without going inside and we’ve lived here happily for 13 years now. 

But you've been there 25 years

[KMD7]

10 minutes ago, A Red said:

But you've been there 25 years

Ha ha. 

[Captain Willard]

Silent discos in public spaces. Seem to be growing in popularity. Saw yet another one today on the concourse of Waterloo station, one of the busiest in Europe. Bunch of attention seeking wankers. 

[YorkshireRed]

2 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Silent discos in public spaces. Seem to be growing in popularity. Saw yet another one today on the concourse of Waterloo station, one of the busiest in Europe. Bunch of attention seeking wankers. 

I bet the noisy fuckers were listening to a certain song by ABBA as well. 

[dockers_strike]

3 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Silent discos in public spaces. Seem to be growing in popularity. Saw yet another one today on the concourse of Waterloo station, one of the busiest in Europe. Bunch of attention seeking wankers. 

Silent disco's seems an oxymoron to me!

[Captain Willard]

1 minute ago, dockers_strike said:

Silent disco's seems an oxymoron to me!

I think it’s an anagram for “Needy attention seeking cunts”

[manwiththestick]

20 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Silent discos in public spaces. Seem to be growing in popularity. Saw yet another one today on the concourse of Waterloo station, one of the busiest in Europe. Bunch of attention seeking wankers. 

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The missus tried to get me to go to one a few years ago, it will be fun she said.

 

I told her to do one and she went with her self proclaimed "I'm mad me" friend instead. I'm sure they had fun.

[Captain Willard]

2 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

The missus tried to get me to go to one a few years ago, it will be fun she said.

 

I told her to do one and she went with her self proclaimed "I'm mad me" friend instead. I'm sure they had fun.

Self proclaimed “I’m mad me” friend sounds like a nightmare. 

[manwiththestick]

4 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Self proclaimed “I’m mad me” friend sounds like a nightmare. 

She is trust me. Every time she goes out it is described as a mad or random one. She has an eclectic taste of music which means she likes the likes of Adele AND The 1975 or some shit.

 

It's only a matter of time before she officially pro-nouns herself.

[Captain Willard]

29 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I bet the noisy fuckers were listening to a certain song by ABBA as well. 

No this was a david Bowie themed event. People had painted very small half hearted ziggy stardust flashes on their faces. In the middle of the day. It’s hard to describe how naff it was. 

[Bjornebye]

I was in a flash mob once. I didn’t get invited back. Apparently you’re not meant to get your cock out. 

[Captain Turdseye]

22 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

No this was a david Bowie themed event. People had painted very small half hearted ziggy stardust flashes on their faces. In the middle of the day. It’s hard to describe how naff it was. 

But yet you stood there and filmed them? If so, then surely you’ve made yourself part of the problem…

[Captain Willard]

19 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

But yet you stood there and filmed them? If so, then surely you’ve made yourself part of the problem…

Yes but only so I could text itbyo

mrs willard and post it on here to express my annoyance. I see your point though. 

[Elite]

Old people at cash machines, it's like they are trying to crack the enigma code.

[Captain Willard]

16 minutes ago, Elite said:

Old people at cash machines, it's like they are trying to crack the enigma code.

Or at the checkout. One of the saddest things I ever saw was an old lady using a £5 voucher in Lidl that had obviously been cut out of a newspaper and sellotaped to the inside of a birthday card.