little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Alan Sex]

11 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah but “life’s a bitch then you marry one” has been around all sorts for years. 

I’m going to have to get a wine glass with that on it to counter the wife’s Happy Wife one. 
 

Then everything will be perfect!

[Bobby Hundreds]

Great British menu sending a chef home after the fish dish. Its stupid those chefs have probably put tonnes of work into their main dishes and pudding and nobody gets to see them, they could be banquet worthy. Put it back to how it was you meddling sons of bitches.

[John102]

39 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Great British menu sending a chef home after the fish dish. Its stupid those chefs have probably put tonnes of work into their main dishes and pudding and nobody gets to see them, they could be banquet worthy. Put it back to how it was you meddling sons of bitches.

I agree. Nobody is arsed and it doesn't add any drama.

 

On a similar food related topic, I hate that aussie ( may not be) woman who is in the hello fresh adverts. More specifically, I hate the way she says price. 'Is hello fresh worth the prarce'..crash. Foot through the laptop.

[easytoslip]

4 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Great British menu sending a chef home after the fish dish. Its stupid those chefs have probably put tonnes of work into their main dishes and pudding and nobody gets to see them, they could be banquet worthy. Put it back to how it was you meddling sons of bitches.

Chefs who say i want to explore wherever the cunts are on their road trip, is this whinging thread? 

On 02/02/2022 at 17:07, A Red said:

The way this cunt talks winds me up no end. I was watching a thing last night he was doing on New Zealand and I nearly threw the tele out the window

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Anus-destroying chilli shits.

 

I've been a fan of chilli's over the years but usually get bad guts the next day. I've haven't had much spice this last while and had a jalfrezzi at my mates last night. It tasted incredibly hot, moreso than any jalfrezzi I've ever had. But I had a few drinks and got on with it. Just out of practice. 

 

Well, this morning I've spent 4 trips to the bathroom and each time had tears rolling down my face with the pain. Brutal. So much regret. Never again.

[Bjornebye]

32 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

Anus-destroying chilli shits.

 

I've been a fan of chilli's over the years but usually get bad guts the next day. I've haven't had much spice this last while and had a jalfrezzi at my mates last night. It tasted incredibly hot, moreso than any jalfrezzi I've ever had. But I had a few drinks and got on with it. Just out of practice. 

 

Well, this morning I've spent 4 trips to the bathroom and each time had tears rolling down my face with the pain. Brutal. So much regret. Never again.

Keep the updates coming 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Keep the updates coming 

 

Another bathroom visit and another brutal experience. Not quite tear enduring this time but still an 8.5 on the sphincter scale.

 

I have to go on a decent road trip later, driving 3 hours away. The big question is, will I shite myself, and will there be blood? 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

Another bathroom visit and another brutal experience. Not quite tear enduring this time but still an 8.5 on the sphincter scale.

 

I have to go on a decent road trip later, driving 3 hours away. The big question is, will I shite myself, and will there be blood? 

Fingers crossed mate 

[Mudface]

6 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

Another bathroom visit and another brutal experience. Not quite tear enduring this time but still an 8.5 on the sphincter scale.

 

I have to go on a decent road trip later, driving 3 hours away. The big question is, will I shite myself, and will there be blood? 

Big decision to make- either bung yourself up with Immodium and hope that works for the trip and you're not in agony tomorrow morning when it wears off. Or let it go and try and get it all out before you go. First one's probably less risky, but the second is more sensible. Tricky...

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

This is never ending. What have I done to deserve this pain?

[manwiththestick]

51 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

Another bathroom visit and another brutal experience. Not quite tear enduring this time but still an 8.5 on the sphincter scale.

 

I have to go on a decent road trip later, driving 3 hours away. The big question is, will I shite myself, and will there be blood? 

I foresee a Dirty Sanchez.

[YorkshireRed]

57 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Keep the updates coming 

Poosflashes. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The phrase "What I will say is..."

 

It's seeping out of the realms of oily politicians into everyday parlance.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

The phrase "What I will say is..."

 

It's seeping out of the realms of oily politicians into everyday parlance.

"It's important to recognise....." 

 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

Escape to the Cuntry! Irritating snobby rich bastards invading areas that just don't want them! Walking around spouting shit like 'we've only got half a mil in the budget'.

 

Get in the fucking sea!

[Arniepie]

4 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Escape to the Cuntry! Irritating snobby rich bastards invading areas that just don't want them! Walking around spouting shit like 'we've only got half a mil in the budget'.

 

Get in the fucking sea!

I saw a clip of one yesterday where They didnt buy some fuck.off house as the cottage they owned was too close

 

[Creator Supreme]

8 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

I saw a clip of one yesterday where They didnt buy some fuck.off house as the cottage they owned was too close

 

Today's cunts were moving from Northwood in London to South Wales! Somebody ring the Sons of Glyndwr!

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Creator Supreme said:

Today's cunts were moving from Northwood in London to South Wales! Somebody ring the Sons of Glyndwr!

They disbanded after the Harry Potter films.

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

They disbanded after the Harry Potter films.

Lazy nationalist tarts!

[Harry's Lad]

11 hours ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

Anus-destroying chilli shits.

 

I've been a fan of chilli's over the years but usually get bad guts the next day. I've haven't had much spice this last while and had a jalfrezzi at my mates last night. It tasted incredibly hot, moreso than any jalfrezzi I've ever had. But I had a few drinks and got on with it. Just out of practice. 

 

Well, this morning I've spent 4 trips to the bathroom and each time had tears rolling down my face with the pain. Brutal. So much regret. Never again.

Ask him for the recipe, I could do with a good clearout.

[easytoslip]

Just about everything these days, peoples behaviour in general. 

Dystopia. 

[General Dryness]

4 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Just about everything these days, peoples behaviour in general. 

Dystopia. 

I feel your pain. What the fuck is wrong with people? 

[chrisbonnie]

16 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

Escape to the Cuntry! Irritating snobby rich bastards invading areas that just don't want them! Walking around spouting shit like 'we've only got half a mil in the budget'.

 

Get in the fucking sea!

You forgot the 200k over spend as well. 

 

Then your missus turning to you and saying. "isn't that great" 

 

Yeah, it fucking should do, it cost the guts of million ffs 

[Bobby Hundreds]

We've brought you to this house but it's 50 grand over budget. Oh great why not take me to Buckingham Palace because I can't afford that cunt either Jules.

 

Some of the houses are unbelievable I often think what the fuck do you do for a living you're both 23 with a French bulldog and youre buying a 2.5 million pound house.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

19 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

We've brought you to this house but it's 50 grand over budget. Oh great why not take me to Buckingham Palace because I can't afford that cunt either Jules.

 

Some of the houses are unbelievable I often think what the fuck do you do for a living you're both 23 with a French bulldog and youre buying a 2.5 million pound house.

 

Mummy and Daddy left them a small trust fund of just double digit millions.