little things that annoy the shit out of you

[easytoslip]

5 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Im watching digging Britain which I like and Alice Roberts has a tidy body but why do so many archaeologists wear tie die t-shirts have mad coloured hair and wear spirit crystal jewellery. People can do what they like but it's a shit uniform of choice.

Quite right Alice is quite comely but its like TV antique so called experts having to acquire some sort of zany side to their character, feather in your cap, scarf when its not even cold, that type of thing. 

Fruity accent too, what can ail?

[Captain Willard]

This week I am mainly reading Voltaire : 

“The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood”

[Carvalho Diablo]

The way Roger Waters pronounces "fantasy" as "van da zee" at 2:55 of Hey You has boiled my piss for nearly 40 years.

 

Love that song too.

 

[Furmedge]

New Improved Recipe = Less flavour.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Furmedge said:

New Improved Recipe = Less flavour.

Yep. Less contents and more expensive too.

[Bobby Hundreds]

We need an original recipe original size website that reproduces all our nostalgic treats how they were originally made. It may turn out its better now. Personally I think they're ripping off our taste buds and pockets. I hates them all.

[dockers_strike]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

We need an original recipe original size website that reproduces all our nostalgic treats how they were originally made. It may turn out its better now. Personally I think they're ripping off our taste buds and pockets. I hates them all.

Careful, the grammar police will be after you.

[Bobby Hundreds]

In the words of NWA.. fuck tha grammar police!

[Captain Willard]

35 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

In the words of NWA.. fuck tha grammar police!

I think it is “the” not “tha

[Harry's Lad]

4 hours ago, Furmedge said:

New Improved Recipe = Less flavour.

Yep. Heinz Scotch Broth is a classic example of fixing something that isn't broke and fucking it.

 

[Grinch]

This dick 

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Grinch said:

This dick 

Is that the cocomelon cunt? My niece is obsessed with it 

[Grinch]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Is that the cocomelon cunt? My niece is obsessed with it 

That’s the one.  It keeps the wee doll quiet for a few minutes but I think I’d rather listen to her cry at this stage.

[Preston Red]

One of the myriad of reasons that I avoid going round to see the grandkids is that Cocomelon thing. Eldest likes something called Kid Danger. Foot through the telly tackle is that.

 

Childrens TV boils my piss and that Tumble fuckwit is surely due a visit from Yewtree.

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, Preston Red said:

One of the myriad of reasons that I avoid going round to see the grandkids is that Cocomelon thing. Eldest likes something called Kid Danger. Foot through the telly tackle is that.

 

Childrens TV boils my piss and that Tumble fuckwit is surely due a visit from Yewtree.

Some of it is ok. Hey Duggee is great.

[Preston Red]

39 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Some of it is ok. Hey Duggee is great.

Never seen it in all honesty. I'll keep an eye out for it.

 

Just remembered that Grace's Amazing Machines is worth a watch.

[Mike D]

On 07/01/2022 at 12:44, stringvest said:

What the fuck is that 'on' doing there?  Pack it in for heaven's sake.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8477bb6c-255b-40a5-9178-82e5e3577b89

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

On 08/01/2022 at 09:23, Furmedge said:

New Improved Recipe = Less flavour.

 

Taken normal ingredients like butter and sugar out and replaced them with synthetic substitutes"

[VladimirIlyich]

6 hours ago, Preston Red said:

Never seen it in all honesty. I'll keep an eye out for it.

 

Just remembered that Grace's Amazing Machines is worth a watch.

I wonder if that's because young Grace is draped in skin tight leather motorcycle gear?

[Preston Red]

2 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I wonder if that's because young Grace is draped in skin tight leather motorcycle gear?

There's a strong possibility...

[Elite]

Political, social and economic interviews involving children whether they are asking the questions or answering them. It's neither charming nor interesting.

 

[YorkshireRed]

Someone moving the cutlery tray from a portrait position in the drawer to a landscape one. 
 

I’m not sure this is the right thread for this complaint, but I couldn’t find a ‘Justifiable reasons for divorcing your Spouse’ one. 

[KMD7]

22 hours ago, Grinch said:

This dick 

My Grandson is obsessed with him too.  

[Bobby Hundreds]

Flicking through nextflix but a video trailer starts playing on every single thing you briefly stop on. Its shit.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Accidentally saying something nonsensical and awkward.

 

Picked up some takeaway, and the woman handing it over said "Enjoy your pizza", to which I replied "You too'.

 

Ran out of the shop.