little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Evelyn Tentions said:

By editing each image and flipping them. Time consuming. Who the fuck wants mirror image photos anyway. The self obsessed who take photos of themselves use the rear camera.

Had a long night in the billionaires box did you?

What sort of ... what the fuck?

 

 

Yeah it was ace mate thanks, I'm still wankered 

[Evelyn Tentions]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

What sort of ... what the fuck?

 

 

Yeah it was ace mate thanks, I'm still wankered 

Edited to add "in the mirror".

Lucky sod. I had to watch in on a dodgy stream on a mobile at 3am

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Edited to add "in the mirror".

Lucky sod. I had to watch in on a dodgy stream on a mobile at 3am

Why can't we just send dick pics to c list celebs like the old days? 

 

 

Sorry mate, I had to put up with chavs singing feed the scousers for 80 odd minutes while surrounded by some of the richest people in the country 

[Evelyn Tentions]

23 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Why can't we just send dick pics to c list celebs like the old days? 

 

 

Sorry mate, I had to put up with chavs singing feed the scousers for 80 odd minutes while surrounded by some of the richest people in the country 

You mean it's not soundproofed to stop the hoi-polloi disturbing them?

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

You mean it's not soundproofed to stop the hoi-polloi disturbing them?

It wasn't a billionaires gig. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Old fashioned tin openers

New fangled tin openers

Electric tin openers

 

Just put a fucking ring pull on all the tuna, you twats. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

17 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Old fashioned tin openers

New fangled tin openers

Electric tin openers

 

Just put a fucking ring pull on all the tuna, you twats. 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

On 20/12/2021 at 07:52, Carvalho Diablo said:

Yanks, when they say they "could care less" about something, when they mean that they couldn't care less.

 

Boils my piss, every time.

Aloominum. Carmel. Cregg.

[redinblack]

59 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Aloominum. Carmel. Cregg.

Booey instead of Buoy

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Fon-dont instead of fondant.

[Remmie]

There's a whole thread devoted to yankydoodledandyisms  

[Carvalho Diablo]

Fillay instead of fillet, fuck you Gordon Ramsay you soft arse imposter.

[Bjornebye]

Darta instead of Data. or even worse datarr

 

Rowt. Fuck you America 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

19 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Fillay instead of fillet, fuck you Gordon Ramsay you soft arse imposter.

Rizz-oh-toe

[Mudface]

Dickheads who drive six inches behind you in the 20 mph zone, get juiced up at the 30 mph signs and close to within 2 inches of you, then are vanishing dots in your mirror when you get to the 40/ 60 mph bits.

 

A special place in Hell is reserved for the cunts who put their headlights on full beam when they do the above. Not sure if this is the right thread, is there a 'rightful executions' one?

[YorkshireRed]

Happy couples (with or without kids) posting photos of themselves on FB wearing matching onesies. 

[VladimirIlyich]

6 hours ago, Mudface said:

Dickheads who drive six inches behind you in the 20 mph zone, get juiced up at the 30 mph signs and close to within 2 inches of you, then are vanishing dots in your mirror when you get to the 40/ 60 mph bits.

 

A special place in Hell is reserved for the cunts who put their headlights on full beam when they do the above. Not sure if this is the right thread, is there a 'rightful executions' one?

The 'dazzle don't dip' brigade piss me off. You don't need to have your headlights set to blind other drivers,just dip them so as you can see 50+ yards in front onto the road surface,you cunts.

[Chairman Meow]

56 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Happy couples posting photos of themselves on FB

Fixed

[Arniepie]

3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Happy couples (with or without kids) posting photos of themselves on FB wearing matching onesies. 

Is there an epic cunrs thread?

[M_B]

Amazon gift wrapping. Costs a bit yet looks like it fell off the poundland lorry. 

[Mike D]

Needing a full on car mechanics ensemble of tools to put batteries in to kids toys these days.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Biscuit selection boxes that have a raised bit of plastic to make you think there are four biscuits there instead of one. I feel cheated out of three Bourbons now.

[Mike D]

The phrase “I’ve been in work all day.”

 

Which means you can’t do anything when you get home you lazy cunt.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Signing into an xbox needed passwords, pass codes QR codes, links to websites  download an app I was a fucking Knight templar by the time I'd passed every fucking obstacle. Whatever happened to just switching a fucking thing on. Fuck off.

[Mike D]

18 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Signing into an xbox needed passwords, pass codes QR codes, links to websites  download an app I was a fucking Knight templar by the time I'd passed every fucking obstacle. Whatever happened to just switching a fucking thing on. Fuck off.

It did my head in when PlayStations came out with the wait for the thing to load, being used to the Mega Drives and SNES where it started at soon as you put the game in and switched it on.