little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Mudface]

6 hours ago, Mook said:

When your oldest Son works out how to get into the biscuit cupboard.

 

Wee bastard.

You've got a whole cupboard for biscuits? Posh twat, ours barely get out of the wrapper before they're devoured by ravening kids.

[Mike D]

Traffic lights but especially if you drive in the early hours with no one about and they hold you for ages, find yourself backing up and going forward over the sensor wire. They’ll turn green just as another car comes in the other direction and stop him.

Awkward cunts are traffic lights,

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, Mike D said:

Neighbours who slam car doors loud or make it sound like they’ve got a car with about twenty doors on it.

Some fella across from us takes his tools out of his van after work, I don't know why he bothers because he fucking lashes them back in the next morning as if he's filling a skip up. 

[sir roger]

On a slight tangent from Stig’s post , this Holland’s Van made me laugh. Bottom left of the back door

[johnsusername]

31 minutes ago, Mike D said:

Traffic lights but especially if you drive in the early hours with no one about and they hold you for ages, find yourself backing up and going forward over the sensor wire. They’ll turn green just as another car comes in the other direction and stop him.

Awkward cunts are traffic lights,

Or when you're behind another car at a red light and then it turns green and only THEN does the car in front put it's indicator on. Why not indicate earlier that you're going to turn? Now I'm fucking stuck here behind you! 

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

5 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Or when you're behind another car at a red light and then it turns green and only THEN does the car in front put it's indicator on. Why not indicate earlier that you're going to turn? Now I'm fucking stuck here behind you! 

 

 

Don't you realise that being a psychic is one of the modern essential driving skills. 

Don't start me on female drivers who believe the rear view mirror is a convenient add on to check their hair and make up rather than a rather necessary safety feature.

[YorkshireRed]

My toes. They’re constantly giving me shit these days. It’s like they’ve decided that carrying me round for forty nine years is enough, without better pay and conditions they’re basically working to rule. 

[Mike D]

They shut the M57 the other day for 2 days because a fucking sign blew over! Caused chaos, also hate miles after miles of cones with a lane closed and nothing happening.

 

 

 

[Mudface]

2 hours ago, Mike D said:

They shut the M57 the other day for 2 days because a fucking sign blew over! Caused chaos, also hate miles after miles of cones with a lane closed and nothing happening.

 

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If only we still had that cones hotline. 

[Harry Squatter]

9 hours ago, Mike D said:

They shut the M57 the other day for 2 days because a fucking sign blew over! Caused chaos, also hate miles after miles of cones with a lane closed and nothing happening.

 

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Got stuck in the traffic for ages the other night. Surely picking up a sign and moving it off the road to put it back up doesn't take 2 days. 

[Mike D]

When a new page starts on a forum.

[Mike D]

^I was hoping that would have started a new page! Fucking shite!

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Mike D said:

^I was hoping that would have started a new page! Fucking shite!

Haha, got a bit to go, think it's 25 posts per page.

[dockers_strike]

Fucking twats at Hermes, apparently lost a parcel I was sending. Scanned at the drop off shop, scanned by the collection driver, scanned when it entered the Hermes 'network,' then, disappears without trace!

 

Cant contact a human over the internet, just get a stupid automated chat. Have to phone them and be put in a queue for over 30 minutes to be told it 'seems to have got lost'! No. Fucking. Shit. Sherlock.

 

What you going to do? Fuck all really. if we cant resolve it we'll mark it lost then you have to prove you sent it, provide photos of the item and package. Then if we're generous, we'll give you maybe a tenner for your trouble.

[Chairman Meow]

8 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

Fucking twats at Hermes, apparently lost a parcel I was sending. Scanned at the drop off shop, scanned by the collection driver, scanned when it entered the Hermes 'network,' then, disappears without trace!

 

Cant contact a human over the internet, just get a stupid automated chat. Have to phone them and be put in a queue for over 30 minutes to be told it 'seems to have got lost'! No. Fucking. Shit. Sherlock.

 

What you going to do? Fuck all really. if we cant resolve it we'll mark it lost then you have to prove you sent it, provide photos of the item and package. Then if we're generous, we'll give you maybe a tenner for your trouble.

 

Hermes and Yodel are by far the worst couriers out there. 

 

I've been with almost all of the major couriers and you will always occasionally get stuff going missing or had various problems.

 

Never used either as a business, and I never would because you're just setting yourself up to let customers down time after time if my experiences from having stuff sent to me is anything to go by. They are cheap, but what's the point if you then end up spending your time chasing shit up and having pissed off customers as a result. 

 

 

[Elite]

I cancelled Netflix and ever since they have been spamming my inbox constantly.

 

'it's been 5 days since you left us' 

'it's been 7 days since you left us 

 

Etc...

 

They should be done for harassment the cunts.

 

 

 

 

[Stouffer]

The time it takes Mrs. Stouffer to get from the car to wherever we're going. For instance going food shopping.

 

Me:

 

Pull up, get out of car, get bags from boot then go into the shop.

 

Mrs. Stouffer:

 

Pull up, piss about with glasses, have a drink of something, blow nose, check make up in mirror, get out of car, put coat on, put bag on, stop to fasten coat (apparently this cannot be done whilst walking), ratch round in bag for unknown item, go back into car for shopping list (which is in my wallet), go to get bags from boot (that I'm already holding) and then start to make her way to the shop asking why I'm pissed off.

 

Erm, probably because I've been stood out in the rain for 10 minutes waiting for you to get ready.

 

It's a fucking good job she's got big tits.

[Mike D]

This sort of thing and it’s not just F1 they do it in loads of things, look at the camera and fold your arms..

 

 

[Mike D]

I also hate blocking of videos on forums!

[VladimirIlyich]

On 10/12/2021 at 12:06, Mudface said:

If only we still had that cones hotline. 

Its still staffed.

[Harry Squatter]

9 hours ago, Stouffer said:

The time it takes Mrs. Stouffer to get from the car to wherever we're going. For instance going food shopping.

 

Me:

 

Pull up, get out of car, get bags from boot then go into the shop.

 

Mrs. Stouffer:

 

Pull up, piss about with glasses, have a drink of something, blow nose, check make up in mirror, get out of car, put coat on, put bag on, stop to fasten coat (apparently this cannot be done whilst walking), ratch round in bag for unknown item, go back into car for shopping list (which is in my wallet), go to get bags from boot (that I'm already holding) and then start to make her way to the shop asking why I'm pissed off.

 

Erm, probably because I've been stood out in the rain for 10 minutes waiting for you to get ready.

 

It's a fucking good job she's got big tits.

My next door neighbour takes about 20 minutes to get out of her car, either faffing about with the seat or stays on her phone think she spends more time in her car than her living room.

[Harry's Lad]

9 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

My next door neighbour takes about 20 minutes to get out of her car, either faffing about with the seat or stays on her phone think she spends more time in her car than her living room.

The people who live opposite us are like that. 

They'll either get in their car, start it up so the lights go on and just sit there fucking about on their phone or return home and stay in the car fucking about, again with the engine running and lights on.

 

Bloody annoying when you need to reverse off your front but can't determine whether they're going to pull out or not.

He's as bad as she is, fucking nobheads.

[Shitty Arse]

Seeing posts on Facebook with people sagely explaining all their anti vaccination opinions and virology expertise, yet the posts are riddled with basic spelling mistakes. I don’t know why this winds me up so much? Fuck engaging with the cunts either. Like howling into a void. 

[Arniepie]

On 09/12/2021 at 22:55, johnsusername said:

Or when you're behind another car at a red light and then it turns green and only THEN does the car in front put it's indicator on. Why not indicate earlier that you're going to turn? Now I'm fucking stuck here behind you! 

 

 

I fucking hate that

[Mike D]

When you’ve had a shower, got dried, got dressed, got ya socks on and go back in the bathroom and step in a wet patch which means a change of socks.