little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Blue Peter and wanking are the answer.

She's got some pins on her 

 

 

 

[DalyanPete]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

She's got some pins on her 

 

 

 

They are top legs.

[VladimirIlyich]

54 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

She's got some pins on her 

 

 

 

I meant her Ma as well,back in the day.

[Captain Turdseye]

You wank while you watch Blue Peter?
 

That’s pretty concerning for the children of Castlefields. 

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

You wank while you watch Blue Peter?
 

That’s pretty concerning for the children of Castlefields. 

Here's on I wanked off over earlier

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

You wank while you watch Blue Peter?
 

That’s pretty concerning for the children of Castlefields. 

If you'd have been around when Janet Ellis was on Blue Peter then so would you. Just look at that pussy.

[Remmie]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Just remembered she did some kitchen cant dance thing when we all first went into lockdown and that was a load of talk over shit as well. Murder on the darrrnce floor, I wish you leggy bastard now they're playing Groovejet by Spiller ft the cunt, sort it out Ken 

You get all that monologuing on shitty TV shows as well with lessons learned and tedious shit like that. 

[Chairman Meow]

Radio 2. 

 

More specifically the fact they are now filling it up with all of the people who drove me away from listening to other stations years ago.

[littletedwest]

People who say "things could be worse" yeah they could but that really hasn't helped

[Bjornebye]

39 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

People who say "things could be worse" yeah they could but that really hasn't helped

 

 

[Captain Willard]

The big weekly shop came today. Within hours I’ve found three 1/4 only drunk cans of J2O abandoned by my many kids in the house. This shit costs  £1.5 a time. Drink the whole fucking can. 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

The big weekly shop came today. Within hours I’ve found three 1/4 only drunk cans of J2O abandoned by my many kids in the house. This shit costs  £1.5 a time. Drink the whole fucking can. 

Ungrateful sods. I’d stop buying soft drinks and make them drink tap water.

 

Do you get rubbish use-by dates and pathetic substitutions?

[Carvalho Diablo]

When it's pissing down and / or snowing a blizzard and people are wearing winter coats...but don't put their hoods up. What's the fucking point in that?

 

Today's f**tball, and it's wintery blizzard conditions; daft cunt Dyche out on the field in only his shirt sleeves, and that bald twat poser Fraudiola getting soaked because he's obviously too cool to put his hood up.

 

Wankers!

[Bjornebye]

47 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

When it's pissing down and / or snowing a blizzard and people are wearing winter coats...but don't put their hoods up. What's the fucking point in that?

 

Today's f**tball, and it's wintery blizzard conditions; daft cunt Dyche out on the field in only his shirt sleeves, and that bald twat poser Fraudiola getting soaked because he's obviously too cool to put his hood up.

 

Wankers!

Yeah like when Duncan Ferguson only had a white shirt on against United in torrential rain and all the blues were saying how hard he is etc the fucking beaut 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 17/11/2021 at 11:59, Bjornebye said:

She's got some pins on her 

 

 

 

Jake the Peg with the extra leg.

[Bernard Diomede]

Cash points. 
 

When you press the button for cash only and then they still ask you if you want to see your balance and if you want a receipt. 
 

If I did I would have pressed the fucking button to view my balance or for a receipt you bastards 

[Rico1304]

7 minutes ago, Bernard Diomede said:

Cash points. 
 

When you press the button for cash only and then they still ask you if you want to see your balance and if you want a receipt. 
 

If I did I would have pressed the fucking button to view my balance or for a receipt you bastards 

Are you sure you don’t want a balance? 

[Rico1304]

Just now, Rico1304 said:

Are you sure you don’t want a balance? 

No, I mean really sure? I can do it you know. Show you your balance. 

[Rico1304]

Just now, Rico1304 said:

No, I mean really sure? I can do it you know. Show you your balance. 

If you don’t believe me just press the button. 
 

FUCK OFF

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

If you don’t believe me just press the button. 
 

FUCK OFF

Wait till Rico sees this 

[Mike D]

When someone edits and uploads a porno vid so that it ends just before the money shot.

[Mike D]

30 minutes ago, Bernard Diomede said:

Cash points. 
 

When you press the button for cash only and then they still ask you if you want to see your balance and if you want a receipt. 
 

If I did I would have pressed the fucking button to view my balance or for a receipt you bastards 

I’ve been saying this for ages.

 

I hate machines that try to presume.

 

Like on modern cars, I just want to put the rear wiper on to clear the window in the rain, but it squirts the washer at the same time, pointlessly using up the water and de icer in the rain.

And in the frost, I just want to squirt the rear washer with de icer in it to defrost the window, but it puts the wiper on as well which is stuck to the frozen window ripping the rubber off.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

22 minutes ago, Mike D said:

When someone edits and uploads a porno vid so that it ends just before the money shot.

You last that long? 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

You last that long? 

Mike wants to see other men's jism.

[Stouffer]

35 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Mike wants to see other men's jism.

Cum again?