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5 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Yeah, even the soft porn stuff they used to show was crap.

Did you ever throw one out to the weather in Norwegian? I did as a warm up before topless darts but I better shut about that before Howdy starts on me as well 

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5 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Yeah, even the soft porn stuff they used to show was crap.

A flash of public hair back in the day was heaven. Teenagers these days don't know they're born with porn on demand.

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Just now, Bjornebye said:

Did you ever throw one out to the weather in Norwegian? I did as a warm up before topless darts but I better shut about that before Howdy starts on me as well 

The standard on topless darts was shocking, no way they'd get a game in the PDC.

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5 minutes ago, Elite said:

The standard on topless darts was shocking, no way they'd get a game in the PDC.

You were looking at the wrong thing mate. 

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21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Did you ever throw one out to the weather in Norwegian? I did as a warm up before topless darts but I better shut about that before Howdy starts on me as well 

Don't remember that, and I never saw Topless Darts, but Painted Ladies used to be quite good as did Threesome (?) with Emily Booth. Something to watch in the late '90s when you staggered back from the pub and the missus was already in bed.

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11 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Don't remember that, and I never saw Topless Darts, but Painted Ladies used to be quite good as did Threesome (?) with Emily Booth. Something to watch in the late '90s when you staggered back from the pub and the missus was already in bed.

I can't find topless darts but get this down you

 

 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I can't find topless darts but get this down you

 

 

 

 

Heh, one of the few channels that made C5 look classy. Looking around, it eventually turned into one of those Babestation style channels after being reborn in 2003, and the entire programming rights were sold on EBay for just £14K. Never realised that cunt MacKenzie was involved with it during its first incarnation.

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57 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You were looking at the wrong thing mate. 

I was looking at the tips more than the flights that's for sure.

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1 hour ago, Elite said:

The standard on topless darts was shocking, no way they'd get a game in the PDC.

They'd probably make the quarters in the BDO world champs.

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Fucking arsey businesses. Car is due a service so decided to get a few quotes together from the dealer and a mobile mechanic.

 

Contacted a mobile mech via Farcebook gave him details of the car, age and mileage, said Ive a garage so could be serviced under cover and asked for a price for a full service ie filters, oil, check brake fluid etc.

 

Gets back to me with a quote of 80 quid labour and 145 for 'parts' making £225 all in. The dealer's website is stating 180 for a full service but I need to find out from them what is \ isnt included.

 

In the meantime, I message him and ask could he confirm parts he's priced for as the dealer price appears to be lower and want to compare like for like.

 

The cunt replies 'get it done at the dealer 'mate' if it's cheaper'! The fuck!? What an attitude. Obviously not going to be recommending him to anyone.

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There's a whole generation and below in Liverpool that end every fucking sentence with "Lad" some even begin a sentence and end it with "lad"... "lad did you see that crash last night lad" nob heads.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

There's a whole generation and below in Liverpool that end every fucking sentence with "Lad" some even begin a sentence and end it with "lad"... "lad did you see that crash last night lad" nob heads.

 

 

"Go ed lad did you see that crash last night lid go ed" 

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4 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

There's a whole generation and below in Liverpool that end every fucking sentence with "Lad" some even begin a sentence and end it with "lad"... "lad did you see that crash last night lad" nob heads.

 

 

Some people used to do similar in London with "John". My old man (a curmudgeonly copper coincidentally called John) liked telling the story of a fella who asked him for directions.

"You know the way to such and such John?"

"How did you know my name was John?"

"Lucky guess"

"Well guess your own directions then"

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1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Some people used to do similar in London with "John". My old man (a curmudgeonly copper coincidentally called John) liked telling the story of a fella who asked him for directions.

"You know the way to such and such John?"

"How did you know my name was John?"

"Lucky guess"

"Well guess your own directions then"

Mate had a London relative staying with him for a wedding and takes him to his local and says he will get on well with the landlord as he is a cockney. Relative says ' You oroight , boy ' landlord says ' who you calling facking boy ' and it takes five regulars to get them off each other.

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8 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Mate had a London relative staying with him for a wedding and takes him to his local and says he will get on well with the landlord as he is a cockney. Relative says ' You oroight , boy ' landlord says ' who you calling facking boy ' and it takes five regulars to get them off each other.

Sounds like the north version of Green Street.

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1 hour ago, sir roger said:

Mate had a London relative staying with him for a wedding and takes him to his local and says he will get on well with the landlord as he is a cockney. Relative says ' You oroight , boy ' landlord says ' who you calling facking boy ' and it takes five regulars to get them off each other.


I once saw a headcase from Middlesbrough get called ‘cock’, as in ‘Ey up, cock’ pleasantry greeting, it was his first day in a new job and he came very close to losing it as he went berserk and went for the person making the genial introduction.

 

The reaction should have been the gage of the loon really.

 

Kev was fucking odd.

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There's a woman I've worked with for a year now who insists on calling me Joe. Joe isn't my name, nor is it short for it. Not even a nickname either. But she knows my name because she see's it written down every day. Why is she doing this? I don't want to correct her in case she's a bit daft and gets embarrassed but for fucks sake. 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Ken Robber said:

There's a woman I've worked with for a year now who insists on calling me Joe. Joe isn't my name, nor is it short for it. Not even a nickname either. But she knows my name because she see's it written down every day. Why is she doing this? I don't want to correct her in case she's a bit daft and gets embarrassed but for fucks sake. 

 

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Ken Robber said:

There's a woman I've worked with for a year now who insists on calling me Joe. Joe isn't my name, nor is it short for it. Not even a nickname either. But she knows my name because she see's it written down every day. Why is she doing this? I don't want to correct her in case she's a bit daft and gets embarrassed but for fucks sake. 

 

 

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To echo Stig's train related stuff... fucking hell, I've got two absolute fucking weapons behind me who have decided they need to have a conversation loud enough for the entire carriage to hear. Everyone else has got earphones in and no doubt can't actually hear what they're trying to listen to either. They keep peering at the aforementioned cunts. 

 

Three hour journey this. I'm already wondering when and how to kill them. 

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8 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

To echo Stig's train related stuff... fucking hell, I've got two absolute fucking weapons behind me who have decided they need to have a conversation loud enough for the entire carriage to hear. Everyone else has got earphones in and no doubt can't actually hear what they're trying to listen to either. They keep peering at the aforementioned cunts. 

 

Three hour journey this. I'm already wondering when and how to kill them. 

That sounds like every early train I get from Sheffield to London. Tedious bastards.

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Took the family out for Sunday lunch. There was a cunt a few tables away having a FaceTime call at full volume while he ate. No attempt to move somewhere a little more private or even turn the volume down. It lasted at least fifteen minutes.

 

The place must have been full of non confrontational types as nobody said a word to him. 
 

I hate my willingness to put up with this kind of shit sometimes. The wife wanted to frisbee her plate at him but I talked her down. 
 

His cunt behaviour made me feel like a cunt for tolerating it. 

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