little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Close, I'm a gasman

German then. 

[Rico1304]

Close, I'm a gasman

A fellow assassin?

[Dr Nowt]

A fellow assassin?

 

Does doing it by penny-pinching make you a minja?

[Anny Road]

I'm sure I've posted this before but women in supermarkets do my fucking head in. Like it is a surprise that you have to pay. Oh loyalty card yes I have one somewhere. I'm three back in the queue, Ive added mine up in my head have near enough the right money. No loyalty card just get the fuck on with it.

No chat.

Please

Please.

[ZonkoVille77]

I'm sure I've posted this before but women in supermarkets do my fucking head in. Like it is a surprise that you have to pay. Oh loyalty card yes I have one somewhere. I'm three back in the queue, Ive added mine up in my head have near enough the right money. No loyalty card just get the fuck on with it.

No chat.

Please

Please.

Drives me nuts. Every item scanned in and the cashier says the total. Only then do they start to take their money out. A 5 minute rampage through tampons, snot rags, make up and vouchers before they get their cash or cards. As if it's a big fuckin shock that they have to pay. Just get it fuckin ready you dishcloth.

[RoboRiise]

On the phone at work and some random has just rocked up to talk to the girl who sits next to me for five minutes, plonks himself down on the edge of my desk.  He's 10 seconds away from having a Bic biro inserted so deep into his colon that surgeons will have to devise new procedures to remove it.

[Champ]

Other people's Christmas stress. And the more wound up they get the more flippant I become.

Its a big dinner. Its not hard

[Harry Squatter]

Lost an envelope my ma gave me the other day with £60 in it to buy myself a Christmas present. Like Bjornebye said the other day, some lucky smug cunt probably found it.

[Harry Squatter]

When people who work in shops or pubs think it is more important to finish their conversation with their colleague than serving you.

[KMD7]

If it was Mrs Mook I would have jibbed her by now, I've been getting the fucking things since I was a toddler.

 

So just around the time you were on Jim'll fix it then ?

[manwiththestick]

Christmas. Everything about it is just shit.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Time annoys me, the way it's relative. Why can't you be fast during the shit times and slow during the good times. Why can't work fly by and time at home last. Time is the most important commodity we have, from the age of 4 it's essentially owned by others until the day you retire, retirement when you get time at last to be a human, an old can't be arsed used up dry fucking dust veined fuck waiting for death in your beige regrets. Fuck off time, scared to have fun because you speed me towards slacks, wrinkles and bitterness. I reckon every 10 years or so, people should get a year off paid to be master of their own time in their prime. Better yourself, recharge your batteries, see the world and become more informed.

[Alan Sex]

Time annoys me, the way it's relative. Why can't you be fast during the shit times and slow during the good times. Why can't work fly by and time at home last. Time is the most important commodity we have, from the age of 4 it's essentially owned by others until the day you retire, retirement when you get time at last to be a human, an old can't be arsed used up dry fucking dust veined fuck waiting for death in your beige regrets. Fuck off time, scared to have fun because you speed me towards slacks, wrinkles and bitterness. I reckon every 10 years or so, people should get a year off paid to be master of their own time in their prime. Better yourself, recharge your batteries, see the world and become more informed.

I fucking hate it when I've been working for four solid hours then I look at my watch and it's only been one hour.

[Major Tom]

Throwing out some little unidentifiable object you find on the lounge floor only to realise later - when you come to reassemble something - that it was the vital piece.

[Trumo]

Throwing out some little unidentifiable object you find on the lounge floor only to realise later - when you come to reassemble something - that it was the vital piece.

 

I thought Duracell batteries were easily identifiable.

[Major Tom]

Only fools by Duracell batteries.

[Dr Nowt]

Never heard of that scent, it must fucking honk.

[Major Tom]

Yeah, well, it makes more scents when it's spoken and not written down.

[RoboRiise]

The cunt who sits behind me who can't keep his fucking beak out of what I'm doing, I should charge him half of my subs for this place.  Hope you're reading this Mark you cunt.

[Dr Nowt]

The cunt who sits behind me who can't keep his fucking beak out of what I'm doing, I should charge him half of my subs for this place.  Hope you're reading this Mark you cunt.

 

I am, but can you angle your screen a little more to the right.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Tailgating fucks. Tell you if I ever find out I've got a terminal disease I am reinforcing the fuck out of the back of a car some kind of robot wars shit and whenever a car gets too close I will speed up then slam on, then be on my way for next fucker.

[Trumo]

Shit burglar alarms like the one belonging some twats up the road. It's been going for well over an hour now and it's obvious nobody's home. It's also obvious that it ain't the sort of alarm system that notifies the cops or the owners that some shit might have gone down at their gaff. I don't know which house it is but I hope the owners have only gone out for the night and haven't fucked off for the entire holiday.

[Elite]

Only fools by Duracell batteries.

Funny name for a spin-off that.

[RoboRiise]

Only fools by Duracell batteries.

 

Sounds like it should be your aftershave.

[Mook]

My boss & her racist comments first thing in the morning, it's like working with Jim fucking Davidson.

 

Asians must be the first thing she thinks about when she wakes up.