little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Bjornebye]

Just now, YorkshireRed said:

They definitely exist. One day I will achieve photographic evidence. They invited my youngest to join them in the hot tub the other week. He’s still in a state of panic. 

 

 

[Preston Red]

2 minutes ago, Elite said:

*Said guitar is currently being offered around the local boozer for £5 alongside some razor blades and half a leg of lamb*

Hahahahahaha

[Chairman Meow]

13 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

They definitely exist. One day I will achieve photographic evidence. They invited my youngest to join them in the hot tub the other week. He’s still in a state of panic wanking himself silly. 

Fixed

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Chairman Meow said:

Fixed

So am I and I wasn't even there 

[Remmie]

19 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

They definitely exist. One day I will achieve photographic evidence. They invited my youngest to join them in the hot tub the other week. He’s still in a state of panic. 

I knew it!

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

I feel for you mate but social media isn't a true reflection of life at all, it's full of people projecting their 'perfect life' when 95% of the time it's anything but. 

That’s why I stopped posting on there. They’ve ruined it for the 5% of us that do have a perfect life. 
 

[A Red]

I cured a lesbian once and i dont mean covered her in salt

[YorkshireRed]

2 minutes ago, A Red said:

I cured a lesbian once and i dont mean covered her in salt

I’m the opposite. I’ve turned a few into lesbians. 

[Rico1304]

12 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’m the opposite. I’ve turned a few into lesbians. 

Ditto. Strangely it was only temporary. 

[Rico1304]

6 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Ditto. Strangely it was only temporary. 

Although one my mates finest moments was leading a topless lesbian around a club by her nipple ring whilst her annoyed girlfriend traipsed behind.  The drugs were stronger in those days. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The media going on about how old someone would have been.

 

"Diana at 60"

 

She's not 60, she's dead.

[Chr15]

YouTube   -   fucking adverts every time

Fuel pricing.  -.  they're fooling nobody (except thick cunts) with their 132.9 for diesel. It's fucking £1.33 ...until the next price hike. Fuck, I remember filling up a lwb Transit for £2 !

[Mudface]

15 minutes ago, Chr15 said:

YouTube   -   fucking adverts every time

Fuel pricing.  -.  they're fooling nobody (except thick cunts) with their 132.9 for diesel. It's fucking £1.33 ...until the next price hike. Fuck, I remember filling up a lwb Transit for £2 !

Try uBlock Origin, that seems to work OK on Youtube.

 

Edit: or Opera browser, they've fixed the inbuilt blocker so Youtube ads are blocked.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Chr15 said:

YouTube   -   fucking adverts every time

Fuel pricing.  -.  they're fooling nobody (except thick cunts) with their 132.9 for diesel. It's fucking £1.33 ...until the next price hike. Fuck, I remember filling up a lwb Transit for £2 !

Just post the clip on here. No adverts at all and the rest of us get to see what sick shit you’re looking at. 

[Chr15]

2 hours ago, Mudface said:

Try uBlock Origin, that seems to work OK on Youtube.

 

Edit: or Opera browser, they've fixed the inbuilt blocker so Youtube ads are blocked.

Cheers for that. I shall give it a go

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, Chr15 said:

Cheers for that. I shall give it a go

Or Adblock Plus.

[Bjornebye]

Or lemonparty.org 

[sir roger]

So how much are these recommended firms charging for petrol ?

[Mudface]

3 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Or Adblock Plus.

I'm not sure that still works properly.

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 minutes ago, Mudface said:

I'm not sure that still works properly.

 

 

Ive never had any problems myself but I've got about four adblocks on my laptop so one is bound to work.

[Chr15]

27 minutes ago, sir roger said:

So how much are these recommended firms charging for petrol ?

Around here unleaded is about £1.30 (£1.29.9)

[VladimirIlyich]

43 minutes ago, Chr15 said:

Around here unleaded is about £1.30 (£1.29.9)

Which means a gallon is almost £6. Remember when the world was going to end when a gallon of petrol was going to cost around a fiver?

[Mudface]

10 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Which means a gallon is almost £6. Remember when the world was going to end when a gallon of petrol was going to cost around a fiver?

Strangely, fuel strikes over pricing only seem to occur under Labour government.

[A Red]

When people on the other end of the line wont take the hint you want/need to end the call and keep droning on, or worse start a new subject.

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, A Red said:

When people on the other end of the line wont take the hint you want/need to end the call and keep droning on, or worse start a new subject.

 

 

This is people in general, whatever the method of communication.

 

I’ve a virtual meeting at 11.30am, it’s scheduled to last 90mins. We could easily achieve what we need to in 30mins. I guarantee it will run over and I will have died a little inside by the time I can hit the leave button.