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My ex bird used to get them (probably all the cock she was sucking) and used to swear by a Chinese remedy. Fingers crossed it was powered dogs cock but it worked.

I get the feeling you parted on bad terms? 

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I've built up a tolerance to Zovirax over the years, just use white tooth paste over night to dry them out faster now.

You on about cold sores or ex girlfriends? 

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I get the feeling you parted on bad terms?

 

Ha ha, you could say that!!! Things weren't going well, I wanted to split up but she said no, give it another go. Against my better judgement I agreed and we booked a holiday to Oz. About a month before we were due to leave her phone bill was delivered and it was the size of a phone directory, she was a copper and maybe I picked up some investigative skills....I opened it, one number had loads of texts and calls so I phoned it and it was another bloke. The end. Except we still went to Oz...came back separately though. That holiday deserves a thread of its own!

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Ha ha, you could say that!!! Things weren't going well, I wanted to split up but she said no, give it another go. Against my better judgement I agreed and we booked a holiday to Oz. About a month before we were due to leave her phone bill was delivered and it was the size of a phone directory, she was a copper and maybe I picked up some investigative skills....I opened it, one number had loads of texts and calls so I phoned it and it was another bloke. The end. Except we still went to Oz...came back separately though. That holiday deserves a thread of its own!

I hope you bummed her hard whilst down under? She deserves that for being a shit cop and not covering her tracks. 

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I hope you bummed her hard whilst down under? She deserves that for being a shit cop and not covering her tracks.

 

She got nowt off me (other than a free holiday) and 6 hours drunken abuse on the flight from Perth to Sydney. She left 6 days early and from that point on things looked up.

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Not being able to lie in anymore. I've been up before 7 every day for the last fortnight, we have a lovely evening staying up till about half two/threeish and I'm fucking awake by 6:30 with no chance of getting back off to sleep.

 

I'm not working for anyone at the moment, the farm I keep all of the car stuff at is 3 minutes drive away most of the time but 30 minutes before 9 with all of the traffic so I never head up there till after 9 and have no desperate need to be up.

 

Still waking up 6 o'clock every morning without fail and I've not been working since mid September. Too many years of having to be up early and my body just does it itself now. 

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The Swedish Police...cunts, took down Pirate Bay and it caused my fave site EZTV to go down the pan....

 

Howver, I have a few proxy addresses that will work for EZTV if anybody wants them, shit loads of ads so you will need to use adblock plus. 

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When people take fucking ages to answer their front door. Before anyone asks I don't sell double glazing and I'm not a Jehovah's Witness.

Rapist it is then. 

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The Swedish Police...cunts, took down Pirate Bay and it caused my fave site EZTV to go down the pan....

 

Howver, I have a few proxy addresses that will work for EZTV if anybody wants them, shit loads of ads so you will need to use adblock plus. 

What's that then?

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