little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Section_31]

Watch unboxing videos that don't actually show the person wearing the watch. What the fuck.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Can we be clear on this. She comes in and becuase you have spent all day on here making up competitions, there’s no tea so she cracks on with making it but you’re back on here moaning because she doesn’t take her coat off first.  Is that right ? FFS. 

Maybe I should start killing pensioners all day or thank my lucky stars she isn't a tory? 

 

Also she was making herself a vegan snack, I'd already eaten you assumptive cunt 

[Evelyn Tentions]

4 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

Maybe you're dead?

 

5 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

Touch screens. Stupid fucking touch screens. For some reason my stupid cold hands don’t seem to register. Buying a McDonalds or train ticket is fucking infuriating. And no one believes me. They say I’m doing it wrong.  Then they watch as the fucking stupid touch screen doesn’t register MY FUCKING HANDS. 

 

 

Mobile phones are my problem. Totally unresponsive sometimes then all of sudden its got a life of its own and all sorts of shit opens up.

My finger hovers an inch above the screen, next thing, I'm looking at someones profile or checking the weather in Tokyo.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Joker 2.

 

Does the world really need another green screen comic book shitfest?

[Chr15]

Cheese mites. Now, I like my cheese, Gromit, but apparently every time I take a bite I'm swallowing thousands, if not millions of the little twats.  And their shit. And their piss. Why oh why do the fucking TV programmes have to tell us about evil little gits like that?  I was happy in my ignorance.

 

I also like sausages so shut the fuck up everybody. I really don't want to know.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

6 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

 

Mobile phones are my problem. Totally unresponsive sometimes then all of sudden its got a life of its own and all sorts of shit opens up.

My finger hovers an inch above the screen, next thing, I'm looking at someones profile or checking the weather in Tokyo.

 

Does the missus believe that?

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Joker 2.

 

Does the world really need another green screen comic book shitfest?

The film pretty much sets it self up for a second. 

[Bjornebye]

30 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

Does the missus believe that?

Sounds like he likes the hentai porn to me 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The film pretty much sets it self up for a second. 

Yeah I loved the first. One of my favourite recent films.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Elite said:

Yeah I loved the first. One of my favourite recent films.

Yeah it was superb. That or Interstellar for the 00’s tourney for me. 

[Captain Turdseye]

6 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

 

Mobile phones are my problem. Totally unresponsive sometimes then all of sudden its got a life of its own and all sorts of shit opens up.

My finger hovers an inch above the screen, next thing, I'm looking at someones profile or checking the weather in Tokyo.

I only read the forum using my phone. The only times I’ve ever purposely checked anyone’s profile is when they’ve been mentioned in the ‘Missing Posters’ thread or I’ve clicked on them to send a PM. 

 

Meanwhile there’s dozens of people on here that must think I’m stalking them because as I scroll down, my thumb literally brushes on their name and opens up their profile page. 

[YorkshireRed]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I only read the forum using my phone. The only times I’ve ever purposely checked anyone’s profile is when they’ve been mentioned in the ‘Missing Posters’ thread or I’ve clicked on them to send a PM. 

 

Meanwhile there’s dozens of people on here that must think I’m stalking them because as I scroll down, my thumb literally brushes on their name and opens up their profile page. 

Same. I do stalk a few people on here but my preferred method is sleeping in their gardens or rooting around in their dustbins. Any profile visits are purely accidental. 

[Captain Turdseye]

The patrons of TLW are now disappointed he never found you. 

[Elite]

53 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Ha ha but before I was banned from RaWK, I did have a cyber stalker on the forum. Followed me from thread to thread arguing about every single post within seconds of my posting it, DM'd me regularly asking for a "clear the air chat", claimed to know where I lived etc. Quite unsettling for a while. 

He's hiding in that poppy field on your garage.

[Chris]

Expresso.

[General Dryness]

4 minutes ago, Chris said:

Expresso.

Is that like espresso, but faster?

[Chris]

2 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Is that like espresso, but faster?

 

No it's the espresso-enduced shit you have ten minutes later.

[General Dryness]

Just now, Chris said:

 

No it's the espresso-enduced shit you have ten minutes later.

It does have a tendency to get the basement floor moving.

[VladimirIlyich]

17 minutes ago, Chris said:

 

No it's the espresso-enduced shit you have ten minutes later.

Goes through you like a bullet train.

[Captain Turdseye]

All coffee does that. It seems unfair to single out espressos. I thought we were an inclusive forum. 

[Captain Turdseye]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah it was superb. That or Interstellar for the 00’s tourney for me. 

What year do you think Joker came out?

 

I’m talking specifically about the recent movie. He’s been gay since the 60’s. 

[Bjornebye]

24 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

What year do you think Joker came out?

 

I’m talking specifically about the recent movie. He’s been gay since the 60’s. 

I meant 10's. Fuck off I've got a condition. 

[Remmie]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I meant 10's. Fuck off I've got a condition. 

Didn't know wanker's palsy was a legit condition 

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Didn't know wanker's palsy was a legit condition 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Colonel Kurtz said:

Ha Ha. Don't joke, he may be lurking on here somewhere. He was a proper angry keyboard warrior with a vendetta against me that went on for years. He would probably fit right in on the GF. 

@Grinch You've been rumbled