little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Chocoholic]

Dickheads who come to a roundabout and sit there waiting for another car to give way to.

 

IF THERE'S NOTHING COMING, KEEP MOVING, YOU THICK FUCKS!!

[Dougie Do'ins]

When your watching something on the telly or a film and you see a character you know you've seen in something else but can't remember what.

[sir roger]

Newspaper stories with blag headlines to make them seem more interesting. Saw one today ' footballer arrested on assault charge ' when in reality it was a guy who owned a flooring company and played part time for Buckley Town whoever the fuck they are.

Also the likes of' Boxer attacked man in the street ' when the guy turns out to have once delivered an amazon parcel to Long Lane ABC.

[General Dryness]

On 07/11/2020 at 01:37, Mook said:

Why do they not put smoked sausage next to the sausages at the supermarket? I can never fucking find it, does my head in.

I went out with a scottish girl who insisted on asking for something called a "smoked sausage supper" when I suggested we get a takeout. Had to explain to her at least three times that such a thing didn't exist on the Isle of Man.

 

She still got plenty of sausage, like. And by that, I mean sexual intercourse.

[easytoslip]

18 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

I went out with a scottish girl who insisted on asking for something called a "smoked sausage supper" when I suggested we get a takeout. Had to explain to her at least three times that such a thing didn't exist on the Isle of Man.

 

She still got plenty of sausage, like. And by that, I mean sexual intercourse.

Sweat, thrashing limbs and human degradation, that type of thing? 

[Mudface]

13 hours ago, Chocoholic said:

Dickheads who come to a roundabout and sit there waiting for another car to give way to.

 

IF THERE'S NOTHING COMING, KEEP MOVING, YOU THICK FUCKS!!

In a similar vein- people who don't signal left when they're coming off the roundabout so you end up sitting there because you think they're going straight on.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

1 hour ago, easytoslip said:

Sweat, thrashing limbs and human degradation, that type of thing? 

 

Is there any other kind?

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, General Dryness said:

I went out with a scottish girl who insisted on asking for something called a "smoked sausage supper" when I suggested we get a takeout. Had to explain to her at least three times that such a thing didn't exist on the Isle of Man.

 

She still got plenty of sausage, like. And by that, I mean sexual intercourse.

Apologies GD negged instead of repped will try to rep 2 others

[Chocoholic]

You can remove your neg and rep, as necessary.

[sir roger]

Fuck me, now you tell me after I have gone to GD's homepage to find two posts to rep.

[General Dryness]

4 hours ago, sir roger said:

Apologies GD negged instead of repped will try to rep 2 others

No worries mate.

[General Dryness]

6 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Sweat, thrashing limbs and human degradation, that type of thing? 

No, it was silk sheets and soft saxophone music like in films.

 

Yeah, what you said. 

 

[Mook]

18 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

When your watching something on the telly or a film and you see a character you know you've seen in something else but can't remember what.

Download the IMDB App, it's saved me countless hours of searching through my memory banks.

[General Dryness]

33 minutes ago, Mook said:

Download the IMDB App, it's saved me countless hours of searching through my memory banks.

IMDb is ace. 

[Mudface]

45 minutes ago, Mook said:

Download the IMDB App, it's saved me countless hours of searching through my memory banks.

Amazon Prime's really good for this sort of thing, it gives the actors' names in each scene, along with trivia. Amazon own IMDB these days, so it's sourced directly from there.

[Dougie Do'ins]

13 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Amazon Prime's really good for this sort of thing, it gives the actors' names in each scene, along with trivia. Amazon own IMDB these days, so it's sourced directly from there.

Didn't know that.

 

I was watching the morning news a couple of weeks ago and they did a piece on IMDB and how it was started. From what I remember in it's beginnings, it was nothing more than a couple of people working in their homes doing it as a hobby. They did an interview with the man who started it all and he said no matter how big and global it's become, it's always their intention to remain in the UK.  I think it's Headquarters is in Bristol.

[Mudface]

16 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Didn't know that.

 

I was watching the morning news a couple of weeks ago and they did a piece on IMDB and how it was started. From what I remember in it's beginnings, it was nothing more than a couple of people working in their homes doing it as a hobby. They did an interview with the man who started it all and he said no matter how big and global it's become, it's always their intention to remain in the UK.  I think it's Headquarters is in Bristol.

Yeah, I remember submitting something to it probably back in about '95, when I was finishing at Uni and we had access to the computer labs to write up our theses. I think it was probably either a review or some details about Sybil as I'd just read the book (great film that, btw). 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Myself. Get in my own way more than anyone or anything else. Silly cunt.

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Didn't know that.

 

I was watching the morning news a couple of weeks ago and they did a piece on IMDB and how it was started. From what I remember in it's beginnings, it was nothing more than a couple of people working in their homes doing it as a hobby. They did an interview with the man who started it all and he said no matter how big and global it's become, it's always their intention to remain in the UK.  I think it's Headquarters is in Bristol.

I'll never forgive them for removing the message boards. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Just seen the story of the government thinking of charging people per mile they drive....... fuck that shit. Fuck it with an aids ridden cheese stinking boil pulsating scabby cock... RIGHT UP THE ARSE!!!!

[Harry's Lad]

6 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Just seen the story of the government thinking of charging people per mile they drive....... fuck that shit. Fuck it with an aids ridden cheese stinking boil pulsating scabby cock... RIGHT UP THE ARSE!!!!

I think that was mooted a few years ago and shelved.

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

3 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

I think that was mooted a few years ago and shelved.

 

Just keep road tax if they're shitting it about losing revenue with electric cars rather than punish those who have to travel to work or see family. Again rich people won't be arsed but the poorest will be fucked.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Just keep road tax if they're shitting it about losing revenue with electric cars rather than punish those who have to travel to work or see family. Again rich people won't be arsed but the poorest will be fucked.

This is the whole point. It's what tories do.

[Rico1304]

Don’t they already do that through fuel duty? 

[Gnasher]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Just seen the story of the government thinking of charging people per mile they drive....... fuck that shit. Fuck it with an aids ridden cheese stinking boil pulsating scabby cock... RIGHT UP THE ARSE!!!!

That's nothing, this poor girl is asking the question that's been on everbodies lips, although they did let her play with a horse,