little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Captain Turdseye]

8 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Did you get anything nice?

Two tins of rice pudding and some own brand coffee. Proper tight bastards round here.

 

There was another time though that I swiped a carrier bag filled up with ‘best of’ items and some household essentials. Great day, that was. 

[General Dryness]

6 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Two tins of rice pudding and some own brand coffee. Proper tight bastards round here.

 

There was another time though that I swiped a bag that was chock full of ‘best of’ items and some household essentials. Great day, that was. 

The best thing is spending the savings on mind bending drugs. 

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

It's like being in a warehouse full of gold but theres a cap at the front asking people for spare change. Mind boggling.

It's called a church

[Elite]

Weeds. It's an endless task of getting rid of the fuckers.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

Weeds. It's an endless task of getting rid of the fuckers.

Get Bill and Ben on. Flobbleobble!

[Kevin D]

Watching a stream that doesn't have the foreign language subtitles included.

[Juniper]

When you get asked in a shop "would you like a receipt?"

 

Of course I want a fucking receipt!! 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Juniper said:

When you get asked in a shop "would you like a receipt?"

 

Of course I want a fucking receipt!! 

Weirdo 

[Juniper]

34 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Weirdo 

Not on about small items/amounts.

 

Using an example, say it I buy £60 worth of stuff in B&Q and I need to take some of it back in a weeks time how am I going to be able to prove I bought it there?

 

You need a receipt and it’s a daft thing that’s become the norm in recent times. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The same fella half a dozen times a year asking me do I want a tiled roof on the conservatory. Good job that conservatory, yeah mate, you need a roof? No mate.

recycle a few months later. Fuck off!

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Juniper said:

Not on about small items/amounts.

 

Using an example, say it I buy £60 worth of stuff in B&Q and I need to take some of it back in a weeks time how am I going to be able to prove I bought it there?

 

You need a receipt and it’s a daft thing that’s become the norm in recent times. 

Well things like that yes obviously but not a pint of milk, some cheese and a packet of jacobs crackers from the shop. 

 

Its a fair question you tree murdering bellend 

[neko]

the little individual stickers on fresh fruit and vegetables.

 

is there really not a better way ?

 

and flies in the house - must destroy. two of our cats see to 90% of them.

[neko]

i never want a receipt.

 

rather give shit away than return it.

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, neko said:

the little individual stickers on fresh fruit and vegetables.

 

is there really not a better way ?

 

and flies in the house - must destroy. two of our cats see to 90% of them.

Mr Mioggy

[VladimirIlyich]

6 hours ago, neko said:

the little individual stickers on fresh fruit and vegetables.

 

is there really not a better way ?

 

and flies in the house - must destroy. two of our cats see to 90% of them.

You should get one of those light things which they have in restaurants and chippies over here that attract them and sizzle them as soon as they land on them.

[Juniper]

6 hours ago, neko said:

i never want a receipt.

 

rather give shit away than return it.

If you have disposable income that's great.

 

Some of us don't though I guess. 

[neko]

3 hours ago, Juniper said:

If you have disposable income that's great.

 

Some of us don't though I guess. 

Maybe, but I tend to simply buy what I need the first time.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 hour ago, neko said:

Maybe, but I tend to simply buy what I need the first time.

What if it becomes faulty? 

[YorkshireRed]

I’m on a MS Teams meeting with a bunch of Americans.
 

It’s day two of a three day bore fest. All participants are at home but one of the guys has been wearing a mask for the whole time. He’s probably got a good reason as all the other participants know each other and none of them have mentioned it.

 

A small thing but it’s annoying me.
 

He’s also using what looks like an image of the Grand Canyon as background. This annoys me as well but less so than the mask. 

[Juniper]

2 hours ago, neko said:

Maybe, but I tend to simply buy what I need the first time.

So you’ve never bought something you’ve later found you don’t need?

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Work drags. I get home all happy to be home I blink and I'm back in work starting all over again. The relativity of time can go fuck itself.

[Mudface]

39 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’m on a MS Teams meeting with a bunch of Americans.
 

It’s day two of a three day bore fest. All participants are at home but one of the guys has been wearing a mask for the whole time. He’s probably got a good reason as all the other participants know each other and none of them have mentioned it.

 

A small thing but it’s annoying me.
 

He’s also using what looks like an image of the Grand Canyon as background. This annoys me as well but less so than the mask. 

You sure he hasn't offed the proper fella, and is wearing a mask because of the smell of decay as he sits there watching, waiting to see who'll be next, grinning insanely because he knows he can't be seen?

[YorkshireRed]

2 minutes ago, Mudface said:

You sure he hasn't offed the proper fella, and is wearing a mask because of the smell of decay as he sits there watching, waiting to see who'll be next, grinning insanely because he knows he can't be seen?

I am going to imagine that’s the case. Inventing a decent back story will stop me suffering death by boredom. Another three hours of this today and six more tomorrow. 

[neko]

6 hours ago, Juniper said:

So you’ve never bought something you’ve later found you don’t need?

 

 

Maybe it's different in the UK, but the stores that usually ask you if you want a receipt are the places that you are 99.99% likely not to be returning items, like groceries or food. If you're buying a TV or building products, of course you'd want a receipt, and it would be given to you without asking.

 

That's the only reason I thought your annoyance with receipts seemed a bit weird. Who even wants people passing paper to you if you don't need it ?

 

Anyways, nobody seems offended by the little stickers on fruit, which makes me sad.

 

 

 

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

On 19/08/2020 at 02:59, neko said:

the little individual stickers on fresh fruit and vegetables.

 

is there really not a better way ?

 

and flies in the house - must destroy. two of our cats see to 90% of them.

If Simon hadn't chosen to To go chasing the Hollywood dream, he'd be all over this shit.