little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Carvalho Diablo]

You'd have battered the cheeky young scamps Halewood Pete, I have faith in you mate.

[halewood pete]

And I have faith in you carvalho Diablo to get that ex. Girlfriends phone number.I think you want to,but if she is happy as she is,end of story.(small pleasures thread for those not in the know)

[Carvalho Diablo]

Amen to that amigo.

[General Dryness]

The rule about cash machines is that everybody in front of you WILL be a dithering fuckwit.

 

See also Self Service Checkouts at the supermarket.

 

Watching the looks of utter bafflement on the faces of some of them, you'd think they were trying to land the fucking space shuttle.

[General Dryness]

Exactly. I was going to type 'little old people in their Nissan Micras' and while I lot do drive these kind of vehicles there are loads in big fancy powerful cars driving around, barely getting out of second gear, oblivious to the trouble they are causing

 

Mystifies me that, people who should by rights be in mobility scooters pootling down to the shops in 4 litre Holdens that could quite comfortably tow a tank. Sledgehammer to crack a nut would be an understatement.

[Teasmaid]

People (often the kids) forcing you to watch shit youtube videos or vines. 'Watch this, it's dead funny'.

 

'Yeah, I will in a minute. I'm just busy saving the world'.

 

'No, watch it now. Here.' *shoves iPad under your nose'.

 

I don't want to stop what I'm doing to watch your senseless nonsense. It won't be interesting or funny to me. Leave me alone. Obviously you then have to watch it and smile politely just to humour them.

[Spy Bee]

Christmas jumpers!

[General Dryness]

Christmas jumpers!

 

Don't let Remmie catch you saying that.

[Trumo]

People (often the kids) forcing you to watch shit youtube videos or vines. 'Watch this, it's dead funny'.

 

'Yeah, I will in a minute. I'm just busy saving the world'.

 

'No, watch it now. Here.' *shoves iPad under your nose'.

 

I don't want to stop what I'm doing to watch your senseless nonsense. It won't be interesting or funny to me. Leave me alone. Obviously you then have to watch it and smile politely just to humour them.

 

People on Facebook regularly posts vids and vines from sites like LadBible and all the comments talk about how brilliant or funny they are. After watching them I'm often left wondering if they edited out all the good bits before I watched them, because what I'm seeing is a massively unfunny pile of cack.

[Trumo]

Oh, and stop inviting me to play Candy Crush Saga or some other shite app game because I just don't give a fuck.

[Liverpool lad]

Dull cunts who my girlfriend associates with coming to my house and cause no end of mess.

 

Or women who can't park cars

[Preston Red]

Dull cunts who my girlfriend associates with coming to my house and cause no end of mess.Or women who can't park cars

That sounds exactly like my wife's mate. Big fat fucker who's had a stroke and plays on it to be a fat lazy, smoking, plate full of salt on her tea kind of twat. Likes to cock block as well. The fat twat!

[Liverpool lad]

They were tucking into my tub of celebrations and putting the wrappers back in

 

They left within a few minutes of me arriving and just looking at them. Cushions on the floor and leg over the arm of the chair

 

Seething here

[lifetime fan]

We have a Hale and Pace rule at my gaff and she's not even moved in yet.

 

If your names not down, you're not coming in.

[RJ Fan club]

They were tucking into my tub of celebrations and putting the wrappers back in

 

They left within a few minutes of me arriving and just looking at them. Cushions on the floor and leg over the arm of the chair

 

Seething here

No court could convict you.

 

Murder them horribly.

[Liverpool lad]

Calmed down now

[Champ]

They were tucking into my tub of celebrations and putting the wrappers back in

 

They left within a few minutes of me arriving and just looking at them. Cushions on the floor and leg over the arm of the chair

 

Seething here

 

Come on, there must be some wrappers back in types on here. Defend your deviant behaviour

[alles ist gut]

There's no excuse for it, they're all weirdos too repressed to ask where the fucking bin is.

 

Or fatties.

[lifetime fan]

Come on, there must be some wrappers back in types on here. Defend your deviant behaviour

 

Wrappers are for rolling up and then tying in a bow before going straight in the bin.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Wrappers are for rolling up and then tying in a bow before going straight in the bin.

 

I open mine up, flatten them and smooth them out, then fold them up neatly. Just a weird little habit I picked up from watching my Dad do the same as a nipper.

[Mook]

The cold, I feel like I've had it for about six fucking weeks. It's gone to a new level today, I blame the rain in Manchester.

[General Dryness]

The cold, I feel like I've had it for about six fucking weeks. It's gone to a new level today, I blame the rain in Manchester.

 

Gonna take some time to do the things we never had. Oo oo.

[Liverpool lad]

People who have Facebook status updates saying how the new year will see a new them. It won't, it will be a fucking shitstorm like the previous few years and you will bumble from disaster to disaster, often of your own making

[bouncebrigade]

Work colleagues who read the paper beside you and feel the need to tell you about each article they read.

 

Fuck off - I can read and browse the Internet myself thank you very much.

[lifetime fan]

People who have Facebook status updates saying how the new year will see a new them. It won't, it will be a fucking shitstorm like the previous few years and you will bumble from disaster to disaster, often of your own making

 

What's Si posted now?