little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Bjornebye]

Hahaha bastard 

[Dave D]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Bolton. I know its Greater Manchester but its not a Manchurian accent. 

 

Frasier is great and nothing needs changing about it ever. 

Apart from the English bird.

 

You must be off sick too much to have been such a fan, thats the only time I ever see it!

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

37 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Apart from the English bird.

 

You must be off sick too much to have been such a fan, thats the only time I ever see it!

 

 

 

 

You mean you don't ring in sick to watch Frasier? 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahaha bastard 

The Mancunian Candidate 

[Evelyn Tentions]

Having achieved his aim of getting the country out of Europe, making himself redundant as an MEP what are the odds on the odious slime bag Farage trousering a very generous pension from Europe

[Mook]

On 28/01/2020 at 15:21, Dave D said:

The English woman in Frasier.

 

Ive never watched a whole episode to be fair, could be wide of the mark. Just doesnt seem to fit. 

 

I then get annoyed at the ineptitude of casting directors and make a mental note to share it on an internet forum.     

Daphne is the only thing I like about Frasier, she gives my arse a wide-on.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Seats/stools around a bar in a pub. Yeah let's clogg up the fucking place we all need to get served. I'll just stand waving behind this selection of fat fucks sticking my arm through the narrow gap to grab my drinks. 

[VladimirIlyich]

12 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Seats/stools around a bar in a pub. Yeah let's clogg up the fucking place we all need to get served. I'll just stand waving behind this selection of fat fucks sticking my arm through the narrow gap to grab my drinks. 

Negged for using that horrible Americanism 'fucks' rather than the proper 'fuckers.'

[Bobby Hundreds]

3 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Negged for using that horrible Americanism 'fucks' rather than the proper 'fuckers.'

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

The nails on little toes. WTF is the point of them ?

[Champ]

40 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

The nails on little toes. WTF is the point of them ?

Were you just painting yours too?

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

The nails on little toes. WTF is the point of them ?

For picking off 

[Elite]

4 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

The nails on little toes. WTF is the point of them ?

Just toenails in general.

 

Finger nails can be useful, once you've bitten a slither off you can floss your teeth with it.

[easytoslip]

Went to a cobblers in this shopping centre for boot laces , he said you can get them on line, only wanted your average laces.

[Bobby Hundreds]

A cobbler, what children's story are you living in. Didn't know they where still going.

[easytoslip]

1 minute ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

A cobbler, what children's story are you living in. Didn't know they where still going.

Haha , what do you call them ? Couldn’t think what else they’re called, anyway it was the one next to the Chandlers.

[johnsusername]

6 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Haha , what do you call them ? Couldn’t think what else they’re called, anyway it was the one next to the Chandlers.

I know the one - between the Tinkers and the Slopsellers. 

[Elite]

Finding a spot of mould in a fresh loaf of bread. Do these cunts think I'm Chinese.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

People describing bars as pubs.

 

I'm as happy as the next man to go for a few drinks on a Friday night with friends, but, as a point of pedantry, I'd like it noted by whoever is choosing the drinking establishment that there is a difference. My local pub doesn't have doormen and a pretend DJ in the corner trying to make my ears bleed. Not that I'm complaining or anything.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

People describing bars as pubs.

 

I'm as happy as the next man to go for a few drinks on a Friday night with friends, but, as a point of pedantry, I'd like it noted by whoever is choosing the drinking establishment that there is a difference. My local pub doesn't have doormen and a pretend DJ in the corner trying to make my ears bleed. Not that I'm complaining or anything.

 

 

Whats better than the pub? An actual pub? Decent jukey, decent arl regulars and a pool table. Sit on my face. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Whats better than the pub? An actual pub? Decent jukey, decent arl regulars and a pool table. Sit on my face. 

Thats Tony's Ma's pub you are describing there.

[Bobby Hundreds]

The judges of portrait artist of the year. Just dickheads. This looks like the person but that's not what we are after we want a cuboid interpretation smeared in shit!

[Bobby Hundreds]

Oscar attendees get a goody bag with a 150 grand worth of shit in it. People spend over 25 years paying off a mortgage for those kind of sums. Nuts.

 

I watched that most expensive house in Britain the guy who created phones4U  owns, he bought it to attract more people to his charity ball. The wallpaper cost more than building a new hospital. The guy said he didn't have time for empathy but now he does but he just seemed so cold and shallow like his charitable work seemed more of a status thing. I suppose it doesn't matter as long as money is raised. Insane individuals can have so much. A billion is an almost unimaginable amount.

 

The super wealthy and those born into wealth are a separate species. The saying if a lion could speak perfect English you still wouldn't be able to understand each other  because your realities are so far removed could almost apply.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Oscar attendees get a goody bag with a 150 grand worth of shit in it. People spend over 25 years paying off a mortgage for those kind of sums. Nuts.

 

I watched that most expensive house in Britain the guy who created phones4U  owns, he bought it to attract more people to his charity ball. The wallpaper cost more than building a new hospital. The guy said he didn't have time for empathy but now he does but he just seemed so cold and shallow like his charitable work seemed more of a status thing. I suppose it doesn't matter as long as money is raised. Insane individuals can have so much. A billion is an almost unimaginable amount.

 

The super wealthy and those born into wealth are a separate species. The saying if a lion could speak perfect English you still wouldn't be able to understand each other  because your realities are so far removed could almost apply.

I've got no problem with self-made minted people until they become greedy bastards who look down their nose. I don't expect them to give half their wealth to charity or build homeless shelters with it. Its their money. Its their prerogative. If they want to spend 50k on wallpaper just so they can whack off to the butler to wiping his arse on it then so be it. 

 

Its when they start being snobs or expecting everything given to them they become cunts. Also see the tax situation. Pay your fucking dues you can afford it. Arseholes. 

[Josef Svejk]

Phillip Schofield.