little things that annoy the shit out of you

[sir roger]

10 hours ago, easytoslip said:

In the hospital waiting area this morning this lad was twitching his leg at some pace and it kept catching my eye when trying to read the paper so I moved and there was another doing the same and another to my left , it was like a leg twitching jamboree or some waiting room for funny leg movements in Monty Python sketch.

Its a weird , irritating, one and I wonder if they’re conscious of doing it.

I do the leg-shaking thing & it sends my wife round the bend when she is trying to focus on the tv.

 

I am an expert & can do left leg only, right leg only , both in unison or in a rhythm.

[easytoslip]

28 minutes ago, sir roger said:

I do the leg-shaking thing & it sends my wife round the bend when she is trying to focus on the tv.

 

I am an expert & can do left leg only, right leg only , both in unison or in a rhythm.

Haha how queer, your dance routine must be good ? It’s an odd one though , we’ve all got our anolamies

[A Red]

6 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Haha how queer, your dance routine must be good ? It’s an odd one though , we’ve all got our anolamies

[sir roger]

Unfortunately not , to quote the lovely Sophie Ellis-Baxter I am Murder on the Dance floor.

[easytoslip]

8 hours ago, sir roger said:

Unfortunately not , to quote the lovely Sophie Ellis-Baxter I am Murder on the Dance floor.

Haha , yeah me too.

[Pureblood]

On 02/09/2019 at 18:54, Dougie Do'ins said:

Stigs signature. 

 

No matter how many times the cunt posts something, I think there's another paragraph relating to the initial post.

 

Shorten the fucking thing.

You can put his signature on ignore but still read his posts. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

28 minutes ago, TK421 said:

You can put his signature on ignore but still read his posts. 

How would one go about this ?

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

How would one go about this ?

Edit your ignored users and type in Stig's name.  Four check boxes come up, tick the one marked "signature" and save the settings.

 

If you're on a laptop just click on the little arrow next to your username to bring up the options.  If you're on a phone click on the four lines thingy at the top right, then "ignored users".

[Pureblood]

Alternatively there's a little arrow in the signature itself.  Click on that and there's an option to ignore all signatures. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

12 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Edit your ignored users and type in Stig's name.  Four check boxes come up, tick the one marked "signature" and save the settings.

 

If you're on a laptop just click on the little arrow next to your username to bring up the options.  If you're on a phone click on the four lines thingy at the top right, then "ignored users".

Sorted. Thanks.

[Pureblood]

Now it no longer annoys the shit out of you.  The world is better and it's all because of me. 

[General Dryness]

55 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Now it no longer annoys the shit out of you.  The world is better and it's all because of me. 

To be fair, you were massively overdrawn on that particular account. About time you put something back.

[Pureblood]

3 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

To be fair, you were massively overdrawn on that particular account. About time you put something back.

I'm all about helping people, a bit like Champ.  Feeling down?  Want some cookies? 

[General Dryness]

1 minute ago, TK421 said:

I'm all about helping people, a bit like Champ.  Feeling down?  Want some cookies? 

TK421 in "I'm a bit like Champ" shocker. 

[Pureblood]

Choccie chip it is.  Just PM me your address, real name, gender and sort code.  

[General Dryness]

Just dont start sending people pictures of yourself in the nip like she does. It's bad enough when stig does it.

 

 

[Karl_b]

On 02/08/2019 at 21:57, A Red said:

My ex brother in law lives down Bricknell Ave and sister in law down Chants Ave. More of a Beverley man myself

My parents live just off Bricknell (I went to Kelvin Hall School) and used to live just off Chants. 

 

Cool story, I know.

[Bjornebye]

My bird won two tickets off Merseytravel for tickets to see The Lightning Seeds and The Christians later in Birkenhead off something she entered on faceaids. Cheeky bastards didn't even give us free travel. She was gonna drive anyway but still.... the fucking cheeky bastards emailed saying "Please pick your tickets up they have been reserved at the box-office, train-tickets from Liverpool lime St cost ... bla bla bla" Scruffs. 

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

My bird won two tickets off Merseytravel for tickets to see The Lightning Seeds and The Christians later in Birkenhead off something she entered on faceaids. Cheeky bastards didn't even give us free travel. She was gonna drive anyway but still.... the fucking cheeky bastards emailed saying "Please pick your tickets up they have been reserved at the box-office, train-tickets from Liverpool lime St cost ... bla bla bla" Scruffs. 

Lucky you.

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Lucky you.

Marvellous

[easytoslip]

Having a few beers at my local which has a fortnightly Kareoke for the unbalanced, Conway Twitty’s one was good though.

[Bjornebye]

The way this bitch says “detail” 

 

 

 

 

 

[Davelfc]

Kids, do they ever stop annoying you? Now grown up they are so much more annoying than they were when little. 

 

I bought them all those tile things, you attach them to your keys and then pair them on your phone, You can't now lose your keys because you can see where you last had them or make the tile play a tune to find them. I especially did not want them to lose their key fobs for their cars, the dealers charge a fortune for them. To make it even easier I purchased the new tiles with replaceable batteries this year and replaced all the previous ones. 

 

I get a call from my son, have I seen his keys (they were round yesterday's for the footy) and I suggest he uses his tile app. Oh the battery cover fell off somewhere and the battery fell out a while ago, he tells me. 

 

I cannot plan for stupid, I really can't. I do have all their spare car keys here safe because they lose keys like Boris loses votes. I give up though I really do it's like trying to herd cats with them. 

 

 

 

 

[General Dryness]

Are you young enough to suffocate them in their sleep and start again?

[The Golden Eel]

Probably mentioned this before but the way BBC2 HD and Channel 4 HD aren't numbers 102 and 104 on a Sky box.