little things that annoy the shit out of you

[A Red]

I'm a leftie, right handers have no understanding of the prejudice we face. I am though right footed, a right golfer, and a right cricketer so i guess im perfectly balanced.

[lifetime fan]

27 minutes ago, A Red said:

I'm a leftie, right handers have no understanding of the prejudice we face. I am though right footed, a right golfer, and a right cricketer so i guess im perfectly balanced.

 

You sound as fucked up as my brother. 

 

Right handed for writing and snooker, right footed for football but left handed for cricket, golf and tennis. 

[Rico1304]

Sinister. 

[lifetime fan]

3 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Sinister. 

 

That doesn’t even come close for that cunt. 

[cloggypop]

I'm not left handed like. Just a right forker. 

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

I'm not left handed like. Just a right forker. 

 

Ain’t that the truth. 

[VladimirIlyich]

24 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Sinister. 

Exactly. Evil bastards.

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, A Red said:

I'm a leftie, right handers have no understanding of the prejudice we face. I am though right footed, a right golfer, and a right cricketer so i guess im perfectly balanced.

I wish. You seem ok, I know you brag about being a big hard bastard but you know what you are. 

[A Red]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 I know you brag about being a big hard bastard but you know what you are. 

I'm only trying to wind you up. I'm not big nor hard (at the moment)

[Baresi]

13 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

And there’s no doubt about it I’m a ‘leftist’. 

 

Every left handed golfer in the world should be banned from playing (apart from Phil) as it just looks so fucking ugly. 

Mickelson is actually right handed.  He just plays golf left handed. 

[easytoslip]

In the hospital waiting area this morning this lad was twitching his leg at some pace and it kept catching my eye when trying to read the paper so I moved and there was another doing the same and another to my left , it was like a leg twitching jamboree or some waiting room for funny leg movements in Monty Python sketch.

Its a weird , irritating, one and I wonder if they’re conscious of doing it.

[VladimirIlyich]

11 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

In the hospital waiting area this morning this lad was twitching his leg at some pace and it kept catching my eye when trying to read the paper so I moved and there was another doing the same and another to my left , it was like a leg twitching jamboree or some waiting room for funny leg movements in Monty Python sketch.

Its a weird , irritating, one and I wonder if they’re conscious of doing it.

If you had a few people with nails in their feet you'd have a room full of tic tacks.

[easytoslip]

30 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

If you had a few people with nails in their feet you'd have a room full of tic tacks.

Ha, it’s a weird one though. Never really noticed it until a while back so now it’s high on the long list of irritating things people do especially on public transport where there’s no escape , like loud mobile conversations and music etc and it’s not like it’s if you can’t beat them join them situation 

[Oh Buoy]

Gobshite old bint walking to her gate, picks up the S*n and then proceeds to cut people up with her carry on trailing behind her and moaning about everyone and everything.

 

It would only be fair for her flight to have interim periods of severe turbulence.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Seasons said:

Gobshite old bint walking to her gate, picks up the S*n and then proceeds to cut people up with her carry on trailing behind her and moaning about everyone and everything.

 

It would only be fair for her flight to have interim periods of severe turbulence.

Listen your gonna have to clear that post up. I hate her already but you need to sharpen the detail. 

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Ha, it’s a weird one though. Never really noticed it until a while back so now it’s high on the long list of irritating things people do especially on public transport where there’s no escape , like loud mobile conversations and music etc and it’s not like it’s if you can’t beat them join them situation 

Just you wait till someone breathes near you. 

[easytoslip]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Just you wait till someone breathes near you. 

What a fuckin’ wheeze that would be.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

What a fuckin’ wheeze that would be.

Watching in slow motion 

[VladimirIlyich]

38 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Just you wait till someone breathes near you. 

Cunts eating crisps on a train. You can buy sarnies,chocolate bars,cakes and such but you buy the noisiest and most annoying food to eat in a public place. Cunts.

Crisps are ace in their correct environment though.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Cunts eating crisps on a train. You can buy sarnies,chocolate bars,cakes and such but you buy the noisiest and most annoying food to eat in a public place. Cunts.

Crisps are ace in their correct environment though.

I remember getting a train from Waterloo to Portsmouth years ago and sat opposite me at a table was this hipster weird looking annoying cunt. He had quite long curly hair and them square rimmed glasses bastards that probably had clear lenses. Anyway,  I'd bought a salmon paste and cucumber sandwich from Tesco and a couple of cans of cider from M&S. This fucking twat had a platter of sushi. Not just a few pieces but a big tray of sushi and chopsticks. I don't mind sushi in-fact I love sushi but this smug twat who had already looked at my sandwich with the sort of look that a Tory looks at someone who prefers salad cream over mayonnaise started looking at me with every bite. I couldn't help look up from my magazine overtime he lifted his food to his mouth with his chop cunts and every single time the fuckers eyes were looking at me. Even more annoyingly his shit glasses were reflecting so I could only just about make his eyes out. I swear he must have had about 50 pieces of the stuff in this tray and he ate the fucking lot. Can imagine him being some sort of graphic designer and definitely a pervert. Just to confirm my suspicions about him being a pervert who didn't even need glasses, he got off at Petersjield. I saw that coming. I hope he is dead or at least in some pain. 

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Cunts eating crisps on a train. You can buy sarnies,chocolate bars,cakes and such but you buy the noisiest and most annoying food to eat in a public place. Cunts.

Crisps are ace in their correct environment though.

 

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Cunts eating crisps on a train. You can buy sarnies,chocolate bars,cakes and such but you buy the noisiest and most annoying food to eat in a public place. Cunts.

Crisps are ace in their correct environment though.

Yes , at least put them in a sandwich which softens the blow or turn round and say can’t you suck them crisps you noisy inconsiderate twat ,

[Dougie Do'ins]

Stigs signature. 

 

No matter how many times the cunt posts something, I think there's another paragraph relating to the initial post.

 

Shorten the fucking thing.

[Dr Nowt]

 

[Trumo]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I remember getting a train from Waterloo to Portsmouth years ago and sat opposite me at a table was this hipster weird looking annoying cunt. He had quite long curly hair and them square rimmed glasses bastards that probably had clear lenses. Anyway,  I'd bought a salmon paste and cucumber sandwich from Tesco and a couple of cans of cider from M&S. This fucking twat had a platter of sushi. Not just a few pieces but a big tray of sushi and chopsticks. I don't mind sushi in-fact I love sushi but this smug twat who had already looked at my sandwich with the sort of look that a Tory looks at someone who prefers salad cream over mayonnaise started looking at me with every bite. I couldn't help look up from my magazine overtime he lifted his food to his mouth with his chop cunts and every single time the fuckers eyes were looking at me. Even more annoyingly his shit glasses were reflecting so I could only just about make his eyes out. I swear he must have had about 50 pieces of the stuff in this tray and he ate the fucking lot. Can imagine him being some sort of graphic designer and definitely a pervert. Just to confirm my suspicions about him being a pervert who didn't even need glasses, he got off at Petersjield. I saw that coming. I hope he is dead or at least in some pain. 

 

Did the train take a detour to Scandinavia or something?

[Bjornebye]

17 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

Did the train take a detour to Scandinavia or something?

Hahaha 

 

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