little things that annoy the shit out of you

[General Dryness]

Didn't know you were a veggie razor mate. That'll be why you're so irritable. Like a bowel.

[Champ]

Just read that back Champ, what I meant was she leaves them everywhere but the bin.

Then I'm with you, VD (I cant call you that, can I?)

 

People who are so posh that they have dishwashers rather than simply spending a couple of minutes washing their stuff by hand with water and washing up liquid after they've eaten or drank.

Think of my poor hands, Vlad

[RedKnight]

Lets say you have 4 big plates you are putting away. But the place you put them already has several small plates. Lazy people just balance the big bastards on top of the small cunts, instead of picking up the small cunts, placing down your big fuckers and resting the small cunts on top.

 

So now you have big plates resting on small plates. Now lazy daftarse wants to put away small plates, lets just whack 'em on top of your wobbly small/big plate tower, booby trapping the poor cunt who opens the cupboard door.

 

It's madness. Like booby trapping the cupboard.

[Russ Atmosphere]

That's just selfish and lazy. Have you thought of investing in a taser?

 

Reminds me of...

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Then I'm with you, VD (I cant call you that, can I?). You may

 

Think of my poor hands, Vlad

[Champ]

 

Then I'm with you, VD (I cant call you that, can I?). You may

Think of my poor hands, Vlad

Well, I couldn't possibly call you by your shouty misspelt username, could I?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Well, I couldn't possibly call you by your shouty misspelt username, could I?

I prefer it without the O. Pity Hugh Grant never thought that.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Lists of things to do "before you die".

 

As opposed to when, exactly?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Walts green car in Breaking Bad, I mean I can't even put into words my disdain for that fucking thing, but why ?? Why am I even arsed ?? Who cares, I hate it.

[Remmie]

I am not even sure if Aldonose was having a pop at me, but I am genuinely annoyed with motorists who get so angry about things that will delay them by a matter of seconds, it was just to be a dick, that was a bonus.

[rEddie]

An extension to an earlier theme... People in the kitchen who make mess and walk away. Leave teabags on the counter, spill crumbs on the floor. Then look at me like I've gone off because I want to clean up. Look, go make your fucking mess and I won't hold it against you. Just don't fucking make me out to be the OCD guy just because I want to clean your shit up. Fucks me off.

[Aldonose]

I am not even sure if Aldonose was having a pop at me, but I am genuinely annoyed with motorists who get so angry about things that will delay them by a matter of seconds, it was just to be a dick, that was a bonus.

Read the thread. It's about things that "annoy the shit out of you". I posted something that annoys the shit out of me.........what I posted may have genuinely been something that likewise, annoys you. Your post, and the timing of it, suggested you were being antagonistic. Based on that of course I reacted. I don't understand your confusion.

[Harry Squatter]

On pot related issues:

 

People in our work and the Unions moaning about civil service pensions and pay rises, using the term "there's no money left in the pot".

 

Like some fat suit wearing senior finance civil servant has a massive pot of gold coins, looks in it and goes "no fuck off, there's not enough in here for you" and closes it putting two fingers up to everyone.

[Remmie]

Read the thread. It's about things that "annoy the shit out of you". I posted something that annoys the shit out of me.........what I posted may have genuinely been something that likewise, annoys you. Your post, and the timing of it, suggested you were being antagonistic. Based on that of course I reacted. I don't understand your confusion.

You reminded me of something that annoys me and I got the bonus of being a dick. I stand by what I say though, motorists are a shower of entitled I'm bigger than you angry bastards. There's no confusion, merely I hadn't been paying close enough attention to see if you were referring to something else in the thread. Now why don't you run along and get angry in your car.

[Aldonose]

You're a tit. No confusion.  Please ignore my future posts and I'll offer you the same courtesy.

[Champ]

You reminded me of something that annoys me and I got the bonus of being a dick. I stand by what I say though, motorists are a shower of entitled I'm bigger than you angry bastards. There's no confusion, merely I hadn't been paying close enough attention to see if you were referring to something else in the thread. Now why don't you run along and get angry in your car.

I always thought you were a pretty chilled sort, Rem? Was I wrong?

[Stu Monty]

It's probably been said already, but I was really irritated the other day in work when we had a provided lunch (that's what THEY call it) of butties and the people in front of me in the queue took the vegetarian sarnies AND THEN took some meat ones.  Because they're NOT vegetarians, they just wanted to look/feel (who knows?) healthy or something.

 

So genuine veggies like myself have less choice.  I was fortunate this time as I got to the buffet early.  In the past I've come late and had nowt to eat.

 

What is it with these people?  WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE!?

 

She was a nice woman as well, so I said nothing.

 

But then waited a few days and moaned about it on the internet...

 

I see the problem here, you're limiting the options available to you on a buffet and then moaning when it leads to your options being limited.

 

Non-vegetarians are allowed to eat vegetables. We don't have to leave them all for mentalists that don't eat lovely meat.

[Champ]

Sticky labels that dont pull off cleanly. Arrggghhh

[Tj hooker]

Twats who can't find the off switch for the fog lights when there was a bit of mist around 1st thing hanging is to good for some people

 

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[Adebisi]

An extension to an earlier theme... People in the kitchen who make mess and walk away. Leave teabags on the counter, spill crumbs on the floor. Then look at me like I've gone off because I want to clean up. Look, go make your fucking mess and I won't hold it against you. Just don't fucking make me out to be the OCD guy just because I want to clean your shit up. Fucks me off.

Teabags all over the counter is annoying as fuck. It also annoys me when someone uses a new spoon every time they make a cup of tea. As if giving the one you used an hour ago a rinse is disgusting. Instead when you go to do the washing up at the end of the days there's about 15 spoons in there. 

[Remmie]

You're a tit. No confusion.  Please ignore my future posts and I'll offer you the same courtesy.

I'll continue to read your posts actually thanks, as you don't bother me at all. You really need to get that sand out your vagina to get by on this forum if a little wind up like that upsets you.

[cloggypop]

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 Still this

[Alan Sex]

I'll continue to read your posts actually thanks, as you don't bother me at all. You really need to get that sand out your vagina to get by on this forum if a little wind up like that upsets you.

 

[Vincent Vega]

Primark - Xmas shopping with my niece earlier and forced to visit this place for the first time, the place is hazardous to your health, never again.

[Paul]

When someone has put the plates away after washing up/emptying dishwasher, stacking in following formation - small plate, big plate, small plate or basically anything other than big plates on the bottom, small plates on the top.

Who the fuck does that? It's completely insane.