little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I pick up those elastic bands, as apparently hedgehogs eat them and die. I won't let postie murder Mrs Tiggy-Winkle, not on my watch!

[sir roger]

If I asked any random poster on here to snag a piece of clothing or an item they were carrying onto a door handle first time as they passed into another room , it would be like the hardest episode of ' The Cube ' ever , but trying to avoid it happening when you are not attempting to do it is impossible.

[Pureblood]

40 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I pick up those elastic bands, as apparently hedgehogs eat them and die. I won't let postie murder Mrs Tiggy-Winkle, not on my watch!

Elastic banned.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

45 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I pick up those elastic bands, as apparently hedgehogs eat them and die. I won't let postie murder Mrs Tiggy-Winkle, not on my watch!

Might buy this, hide in the bushes and chase the twat down the road.

[Trumo]

On 15/04/2019 at 12:32, Champ said:

Does 2 tubs of soup and a pineapple count?

 

Only if the pineapple goes first. Amarite, Mook?

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Porsche twat over the road revving his small dick replacement at six in the morning and 12 at night. Lad further up has a box van and makes less noise.

 

Do you live in rico's street too?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

16 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Do you live in rico's street too?

Live just off Everton Rd. The L6 Woolton.

[VladimirIlyich]

11 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Live just off Everton Rd. The L6 Woolton.

I was being sarcastic because rico complains about a Mr Porsche in his street too. Bad witticism on my part.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I was being sarcastic because rico complains about a Mr Porsche in his street too. Bad witticism on my part.

I know mate. Great views up here.

[Bjornebye]

52 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Live just off Everton Rd. The L6 Woolton.

You live on Everton Brow? Porsche man has clearly nicked your dogging spot. I went up there for a look at the views of the city last week actually. Car park was full of them laughing gas canisters. Would be a nice little space that if they cleaned the fucker up. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You live on Everton Brow? Porsche man has clearly nicked your dogging spot. I went up there for a look at the views of the city last week actually. Car park was full of them laughing gas canisters. Would be a nice little space that if they cleaned the fucker up. 

Other side of the road mate, it would be nice you’re right. They were talking about a centre where the car park is, Cafe, viewing platform etc. Never happened.

Not too bad where we are but you only have to walk around the corner and it’s hell. Sooner we can fuck off to Kos the better.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Rubbing your eye, and somehow managing to push an eyelash inwards, thus blinding yourself.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Rubbing your eye, and somehow managing to push an eyelash inwards, thus blinding yourself.

Soz Betty Boop 

[manwiththestick]

On 17/04/2019 at 15:41, sir roger said:

If I asked any random poster on here to snag a piece of clothing or an item they were carrying onto a door handle first time as they passed into another room , it would be like the hardest episode of ' The Cube ' ever , but trying to avoid it happening when you are not attempting to do it is impossible.

Always happens when you're already in a mood.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I've a monster hangover and I only had 4 pints! 

 

 

[ZonkoVille77]

7 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I've a monster hangover and I only had 4 pints! 

 

 

 

You're fucked. You've gotten to the age where you have to do a pre-drinking prep session.

 I find a banana with some honey and bread in whatever way suits before I go drinking is a huge help. Water and a tab before bed if I'm in a fit enough state to remember it. Also, stick to bottles. Pints are full of headache arseholes.

[Bobby Hundreds]

The sun and blue sky... whispering in my ear "when she goes shopping, you should probably nip out for a pint"

 

Oh sun and blue sky you will be the death of me.

 

Hangovers! Pfffft

[Paulie Dangerously]

Some cunt in a tranny van pulled into the Lidl in Fazak this morning, with me and another car following him in. He then inexplicably stopped and decided to try and do a three point turn out of it as me and the other car were in the process of turning in.  Only stopping when I beeped my horn and then he went and do a sensible turn in the car park like he should've done but not before calling me a prick because he had his reverse lights on. Possibly the worst thing to ever have happened in good Friday

[Bjornebye]

20 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Some cunt in a tranny van pulled into the Lidl in Fazak this morning, with me and another car following him in. He then inexplicably stopped and decided to try and do a three point turn out of it as me and the other car were in the process of turning in.  Only stopping when I beeped my horn and then he went and do a sensible turn in the car park like he should've done but not before calling me a prick because he had his reverse lights on. Possibly the worst thing to ever have happened in good Friday

If he wasn’t a tranny you wouldn’t have been arsed 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

21 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

You're fucked. You've gotten to the age where you have to do a pre-drinking prep session.

 I find a banana with some honey and bread in whatever way suits before I go drinking is a huge help. Water and a tab before bed if I'm in a fit enough state to remember it. Also, stick to bottles. Pints are full of headache arseholes.

So you mook a honey coated banana in a hot dog bun before you go out and it soaks everything up?

i don’t mind the odd hangover....

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, arthur friedenreich said:

So you mook a honey coated banana in a hot dog bun before you go out and it soaks everything up?

i don’t mind the odd hangover....

 

 

[ZonkoVille77]

1 hour ago, arthur friedenreich said:

So you mook a honey coated banana in a hot dog bun before you go out and it soaks everything up?

i don’t mind the odd hangover....

 

This link gives good info about it. I find it hrlps me if I have one before I head out. Everyone is different.

 

 https://www.google.ie/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiKr7SKkd7hAhWcTxUIHRjyDN0QzPwBegQIARAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fmichaelrucker.com%2Ffunctional-supplements%2Fbananas-cure-hangovers%2F&psig=AOvVaw0F_Moy9FeOleVVyVrhvXK0&ust=1555831219069130

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

18 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

This link gives good info about it. I find it hrlps me if I have one before I head out. Everyone is different.

 

 https://www.google.ie/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiKr7SKkd7hAhWcTxUIHRjyDN0QzPwBegQIARAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fmichaelrucker.com%2Ffunctional-supplements%2Fbananas-cure-hangovers%2F&psig=AOvVaw0F_Moy9FeOleVVyVrhvXK0&ust=1555831219069130

It would probably cause me a heart attack as I cannot process potassium at the minute, and it regulates your heart.

come pretty close once already, whilst on a fucking plane. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

People who go out of their way not to eat meat on Good Friday yet didn't know what the inside of a place of worship looked like until Notre Dame's roof burnt off.

[Bjornebye]

Cunts who ignore signs. For example specific ginger cunts who ignore a blatant "queue here" sign in Tesco Express, West Derby and instead stand right behind the fella getting served thus making everyone going to queue behind having to decide if they should stand behind the cunt and ruin everyones queue or queue in the right place and risk behind cunts cutting in behind ginger cunt and getting served before you.