little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Elite]

When you mistakenly buy a bottle of sparkling water instead of still.

[VladimirIlyich]

8 minutes ago, Elite said:

When you mistakenly buy a bottle of sparkling water instead of still.

Happened to my lad the other night too.

[Elite]

10 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Happened to my lad the other night too.

It's horrible mate, wouldn't wish it on anybody 

[Jairzinho]

21 minutes ago, Elite said:

When you mistakenly buy a bottle of sparkling water instead of still.

"Ahhh, this will be thirst quenching...for fuck sake..."

[Jairzinho]

4 hours ago, Ken Robber said:

The internet's sound if you're just buying trackies to work out/spill your dinner on. Wouldn't advise it if you need anything you need to make sure you try on first (Jean's etc)

Happily take the risk of having to send the odd thing back. Fuck going in to a clothes shop. 

[Dr Nowt]

Never buy clothes from a shop.

 

Internet all the way, just send back anything that’s no good.

[Bjornebye]

Sparkling water is lovely. 

[gkmacca]

Tiresome middle class twats who campaign for their local party at elections by knocking on your door - usually at lunch or dinner time - so they can speak to you on the doorstep as if you're some clueless simpleton who needs 'educating' about the proper exercise of phronesis. 

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, gkmacca said:

Tiresome middle class twats who campaign for their local party at elections by knocking on your door - usually at lunch or dinner time - so they can speak to you on the doorstep as if you're some clueless simpleton who needs 'educating' about the proper exercise of phronesis. 

Don’t know about knocking on your door, one of them ought to post some dog turd through your letter box.

[gkmacca]

2 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Don’t know about knocking on your door, one of them ought to post some dog turd through your letter box.

Ah, a flat-capped 'arl fella' who has wandered in from RAWK. Most amusing.

[Tony Moanero]

2 minutes ago, gkmacca said:

Ah, a flat-capped 'arl fella' who has wandered in from RAWK. Most amusing.

Miserable sod. Fuck me, I’m laugh-a-minute compared with you!

 

Seriously, though, people calling dinner “lunch” is a little thing that annoys me. I’ve never called it that, it just sounds wrong.

 

Oh, flat caps don’t really suit me, as I’ve got quite a long face.

[Bjornebye]

27 minutes ago, gkmacca said:

Tiresome middle class twats who campaign for their local party at elections by knocking on your door - usually at lunch or dinner time - so they can speak to you on the doorstep as if you're some clueless simpleton who needs 'educating' about the proper exercise of phronesis. 

Degree levels of hypocrisy there 

[Pureblood]

On 30/03/2019 at 14:02, Champ said:

They're bad enough but what about those lazily drawn letters and numbers ones? Is it '9' or a 'g'? And is that one a 'v' or an 'r' or the start of a 'w'?

l fuvkin9 hate th0$e thlngs.

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Sparkling water is lovely. 

Yeah, Jimmy Saville drank it all the time.

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Elite said:

Yeah, Jimmy Saville drank it all the time.

Smashin 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

25 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Miserable sod. Fuck me, I’m laugh-a-minute compared with you!

 

Seriously, though, people calling dinner “lunch” is a little thing that annoys me. I’ve never called it that, it just sounds wrong.

 

Oh, flat caps don’t really suit me, as I’ve got quite a long face.

Try one with an extended peak - sitting lower on the forehead - and balance it with a nice scarf.

[Tony Moanero]

10 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Try one with an extended peak - sitting lower on the forehead - and balance it with a nice scarf.

I think I know what you mean, but could you post an example, please?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

I think I know what you mean, but could you post an example, please?

Something like this:

 

 

 

[Elite]

April fools day banter. Fuck off.

[Dr Nowt]

The superfluous “your” in this menu item.

 

Utter, utter cunts.

 

[Jairzinho]

Ham, egg and chips...£11. 

 

U wot m8

[cloggypop]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

Ham, egg and chips...£11. 

 

U wot m8

Then they call it The Cat Shat

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Ham, egg and chips...£11. 

 

U wot m8

Well it is called 'Cheeky Classics'

 

The cheeky bastards.

[General Dryness]

10 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

The superfluous “your” in this menu item.

 

Utter, utter cunts.

 

ATM Machine Syndrome.

[Remmie]

4 hours ago, General Dryness said:

ATM Machine Syndrome.

Are those the things you put your PIN number in?