little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Paulie Dangerously]

As we're doing Amsterdam stories. I went to a sex show which had a couple shagging. Half way through the fella lost his hard on but continued to thrust his flaccid knob against her like a true professional. The crowd, however, was not forgiving and he was roundly jeered and mocked until his segment was over 

[cloggypop]

I have never felt the need to go to a prostitute or sex show in Amsterdam. Mainly go in for gigs these days. Give the red light district and the drunken British stag parties there a wide berth. 

[Tony Moanero]

I’ve been to Amsterdam numerous times. Last went in the mid 00s. Never had sex with a prostitute. Went to a sex show once, but walked about after about 5 minutes, as it was boring.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

People who use the word lad and think they sound hip.

It doesn’t sound good from some 18 year old LidLad from Anfield let alone some tube from Cronton or somewhere.

Unless you’re 75 and from ‘ over the bridge ‘ leave it out.

[Tony Moanero]

The occasional “lad” or “la” is fine, just not every other word. Sounds ridiculous when bits of kids say it to grown men, though.

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, Champ said:

I’m going to Amsterdam with 2 friends next week. One of them goes loads and has got a bit of an itinerary together, including a trip to some Irish pub. Sounds like the last thing I’d choose to do. Is there something I’m missing here?

 

You gonna sample a brownie from one of the cafes, Cath?

[A Red]

I'm going to Amsterdam end of feb and could do with a cafe recommendation.

[Rico1304]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’ve been to Amsterdam numerous times. Last went in the mid 00s. Never had sex with a prostitute. Went to a sex show once, but walked about after about 5 minutes, as it was boring.

Last time I went I watched one coming up of a really strong pill. That was a fucking weird experience I can tell you.  Sat next to a really fit Australian bird who provided me with a ‘blow by blow’ commentary.  Stayed for an hour as I couldn’t use my legs.  

[Rico1304]

Also first time I heard the word ‘clacker’ for fanny. 

[thegreatelephant]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’ve been to Amsterdam numerous times. Last went in the mid 00s. Never had sex with a prostitute. Went to a sex show once, but walked about after about 5 minutes, as it was boring.

 

[cloggypop]

57 minutes ago, A Red said:

I'm going to Amsterdam end of feb and could do with a cafe recommendation.

Coffee shop or cafe? 

[A Red]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

Coffee shop or cafe? 

Coffee shop I guess, anywhere that does special cake

[cloggypop]

Just now, A Red said:

Coffee shop I guess, anywhere that does special cake

Down to personal taste really but some good ones are Bluebird, Abraxus and Dampkring. 

[A Red]

5 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Down to personal taste really but some good ones are Bluebird, Abraxus and Dampkring. 

Thanks, I'll take a look

[Dougie Do'ins]

Trying clothes on in shop changing rooms. Does my fucking head in.

[chrisbonnie]

4 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’ve been to Amsterdam numerous times. Last went in the mid 00s. Never had sex with a prostitute. Went to a sex show once, but walked about after about 5 minutes, as it was boring.

like having missionary sex with the missus then? 

 

All joking aside, i was only ever at one sex show in my life. In Bangkok, and it was fucking grim to say the least.

 

The women looked like they where being held there on ransom. 

 

It always reminded me of that scene in 8mm where Nicolas Cage walks into a dark room with snuff movies on the big screen and about 5 older men there tugging themselves off.

 

One of the birds was popping glass bottle tops off of the bottles with her snatch. Just weird, and she had a massive vertical scar up her stomach, i couldnt help but think some seedy street side doctor gave her a botched abortion.

 

Each to their own with titty bars in prossies, but not my bag. 

[ZonkoVille77]

Brussels Sprouts 

[ZonkoVille77]

Brussels Sprouts 

[Remmie]

2 hours ago, rico1304 said:

Last time I went I watched one coming up of a really strong pill. That was a fucking weird experience I can tell you.  Sat next to a really fit Australian bird who provided me with a ‘blow by blow’ commentary.  Stayed for an hour as I couldn’t use my legs.  

Why was the commentary necessary, could you not see? 

[Rico1304]

13 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Why was the commentary necessary, could you not see? 

Not really, but I wasn’t going to stop her. 

[Dave D]

When terrestrial channels like ITV herald the "Network Premiere" of a film that has been out for about 3 years and every one has seen countless times and you can pick up on DVD for 50p at car boot sales.

 

Tonight, prime time 8pm being an example.

 

They big it up like its the moment we've all been waiting for   

[Tony Moanero]

19 minutes ago, Dave D said:

When terrestrial channels like ITV herald the "Network Premiere" of a film that has been out for about 3 years and every one has seen countless times and you can pick up on DVD for 50p at car boot sales.

 

Tonight, prime time 8pm being an example.

 

They big it up like its the moment we've all been waiting for   

Can’t be arsed checking. What film is it?

[cloggypop]

5 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Can’t be arsed checking. What film is it?

Kelly's Heroes

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

9 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Kelly's Heroes

Negative vibes man.

[cloggypop]

2 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Negative vibes man.

Oddball