little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Champ]

Who’s Le Duan?

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Champ said:

Who’s Le Duan?

Lê Duẩn was a Vietnamese communist politician. He rose in the party hierarchy in the late 1950s and became General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Vietnam at the 3rd National Congress in 1960. He continued Hồ Chí Minh's policy of ruling through collective leadership.

 

[Champ]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Lê Duẩn was a Vietnamese communist politician. He rose in the party hierarchy in the late 1950s and became General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Vietnam at the 3rd National Congress in 1960. He continued Hồ Chí Minh's policy of ruling through collective leadership.

 

Noooo!

 

Who is he? (He’ll be a he)

Who just turns up and post bombs like he did on this thread last night? 

[Hades]

People on the Internet that unironically italicise statements to convey emotional gravity. Mostly North Americans. Just post plainly, you're not chatting with retards.

[Captain Turdseye]

Shit tissues. We normally keep a box in the living room but we ran out a few days ago. I had to nip in the corner shop this morning anyway and I noticed they had some on offer. 50p for a box or two for a pound. Never one to miss out on a bargain, I picked up the two boxes. 

 

As it happens I’ve got a runny nose today so I tried one of these tissues. Fucking woeful. I’ve never known anything like it. Couldn’t even withstand one nose blow before it fell to bits. 

 

I reckon you’d need, and this is a conservative estimate, at least 15 of them if you were planning a wank.  

[TheBitch]

1 hour ago, Hades said:

People on the Internet that unironically italicise statements to convey emotional gravity. Mostly North Americans. Just post plainly, you're not chatting with retards.

I actually beg to differ here, mate...

[Trumo]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Shit tissues. We normally keep a box in the living room but we ran out a few days ago. I had to nip in the corner shop this morning anyway and I noticed they had some on offer. 50p for a box or two for a pound. Never one to miss out on a bargain, I picked up the two boxes. 

 

As it happens I’ve got a runny nose today so I tried one of these tissues. Fucking woeful. I’ve never known anything like it. Couldn’t even withstand one nose blow before it fell to bits. 

 

I reckon you’d need, and this is a conservative estimate, at least 15 of them if you were planning a wank.  

 

I think you did there.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Shit tissues. We normally keep a box in the living room but we ran out a few days ago. I had to nip in the corner shop this morning anyway and I noticed they had some on offer. 50p for a box or two for a pound. Never one to miss out on a bargain, I picked up the two boxes. 

 

As it happens I’ve got a runny nose today so I tried one of these tissues. Fucking woeful. I’ve never known anything like it. Couldn’t even withstand one nose blow before it fell to bits. 

 

I reckon you’d need, and this is a conservative estimate, at least 15 of them if you were planning a wank.  

Bashing The Bishop Tissue Issue.

[Tony Moanero]

4 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Shit tissues. We normally keep a box in the living room but we ran out a few days ago. I had to nip in the corner shop this morning anyway and I noticed they had some on offer. 50p for a box or two for a pound. Never one to miss out on a bargain, I picked up the two boxes. 

 

As it happens I’ve got a runny nose today so I tried one of these tissues. Fucking woeful. I’ve never known anything like it. Couldn’t even withstand one nose blow before it fell to bits. 

 

I reckon you’d need, and this is a conservative estimate, at least 15 of them if you were planning a wank.  

Runny nose?

 

Tissues?

 

Use your sleeve, you posh sod.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Shit tissues. We normally keep a box in the living room but we ran out a few days ago. I had to nip in the corner shop this morning anyway and I noticed they had some on offer. 50p for a box or two for a pound. Never one to miss out on a bargain, I picked up the two boxes. 

 

As it happens I’ve got a runny nose today so I tried one of these tissues. Fucking woeful. I’ve never known anything like it. Couldn’t even withstand one nose blow before it fell to bits. 

 

I reckon you’d need, and this is a conservative estimate, at least 15 of them if you were planning a wank.  

What could go wrong 

[Captain Turdseye]

6 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

I think you did there.

 

 

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Runny nose?

 

Tissues?

 

Use your sleeve, you posh sod.

 

Going on the school run now with a square of kitchen roll in my arse pocket. They’re like giant tissues that posh cunts have in kitchens.  

 

Those cheap fuckers can’t be trusted. 

[magicrat]

10 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Shit tissues. We normally keep a box in the living room but we ran out a few days ago. I had to nip in the corner shop this morning anyway and I noticed they had some on offer. 50p for a box or two for a pound. Never one to miss out on a bargain, I picked up the two boxes. 

 

As it happens I’ve got a runny nose today so I tried one of these tissues. Fucking woeful. I’ve never known anything like it. Couldn’t even withstand one nose blow before it fell to bits. 

 

I reckon you’d need, and this is a conservative estimate, at least 15 of them if you were planning a wank.  

 

Lucky you weren't wiping your arse with it then . Glass half empty mate

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

What could go wrong 

 

Fucking hell. Two of you. 

 

Whoosh. 

[Champ]

8 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Shit tissues. We normally keep a box in the living room but we ran out a few days ago. I had to nip in the corner shop this morning anyway and I noticed they had some on offer. 50p for a box or two for a pound. Never one to miss out on a bargain, I picked up the two boxes. 

 

As it happens I’ve got a runny nose today so I tried one of these tissues. Fucking woeful. I’ve never known anything like it. Couldn’t even withstand one nose blow before it fell to bits. 

 

I reckon you’d need, and this is a conservative estimate, at least 15 of them if you were planning a wank.  

That’s a man’s bargain, that is.

 

We’ve had this countless times at home. A bargain’s only a bargain if you know the thing’s any good 

[Trumo]

When your team loses on your birthday. Doesn't happen very often thankfully.

[Dave D]

Little party sausage rolls that you have to brush with milk before cooking.

 

Then the bastards superglue themselves to the baking tray anyway  

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Buying some cheap frozen food that you think is microwavable, only to find it needs to go in the oven. I'm not pre-heating for 15 minutes for a mini pizza that's about four mouthfuls.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

16 hours ago, Trumo said:

When your team loses on your birthday. Doesn't happen very often thankfully.

Once a year unless you’re the Queen.

[Anubis]

17 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Buying some cheap frozen food that you think is microwavable, only to find it needs to go in the oven. I'm not pre-heating for 15 minutes for a mini pizza that's about four mouthfuls.

You could try checking the box before you buy it. Just a helpful suggestion...

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Dave D said:

Little party sausage rolls that you have to brush with milk before cooking.

 

Then the bastards superglue themselves to the baking tray anyway  

The milk is just to make them go brown.

 

You need to lightly grease your tray with some butter to stop them sticking.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

You could try checking the box before you buy it. Just a helpful suggestion...

 

 

[Trumo]

19 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

The milk is just to make them go brown.

 

You need to lightly grease your tray with some butter to stop them sticking.

 

Or just put some greaseproof/baking/parchment paper on the tray first.

[General Dryness]

8 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

Or just put some greaseproof/baking/parchment paper on the tray first.

Yes that's another option.

 

 

[Dave D]

16 hours ago, Trumo said:

 

Or just put some greaseproof/baking/parchment paper on the tray first.

Life changing advice right there.

 

Not keen on the butter idea as would impair the flavour of these culinary masterpieces 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Dave D said:

Life changing advice right there.

 

Not keen on the butter idea as would impair the flavour of these culinary masterpieces 

I said lightly. Greasing a baking tray doesn't affect the flavour of what you're baking on it.

 

Each to their own, I prefer this method.