little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Le Duan]

Upspeaking. 

[Le Duan]

Lazy inarticulate fuckers who can’t be bothered to pronounce ‘th’ - saying ‘wiv’ Instead of ‘with’, for example

[Le Duan]

People writing ‘should of’ instead of ‘should have’ as in ‘he should have got the bus’ not ‘of’ got the bus.....cunts

[Le Duan]

Cashiers in Asda trying to start a conversation with me because someone in head office has instructed them to on the basis that it’s good customer service. No it fucking isn’t - every attempt to glean whether I’ve been to work or what type of day I’ve had, is likely to result in me never shopping there again. It’s none of your fucking business you slack jawed munter - pack the fucking bag and shut the fuck up - grrrr 

[ZonkoVille77]

 Go on @Le Duan my son. Let it out. I can feel the hatred flowing from you. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

It's not your fault... It's not your fault... It's not...

 

It is

[Le Duan]

Being called ‘hun’ or ‘babe’ by said munter cashiers

[Le Duan]

Women doing their make up on the train - as socially unacceptable as wearing rollers and pyjamas to go out in

[Le Duan]

Chippy staff only starting to cook the telephone order you placed an hour ago, when you arrive I’m said chippy - even after being assured it would be ready in 20 minutes when you phoned it in.

[Captain Turdseye]

Are you Doctor Troy’s twin brother? 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Triple posts.

[Le Duan]

People who don’t seem to pay attention when you tell them or ask them something, saying ‘eh?’ And then answering the original question as you’re repeating it.

[Bjornebye]

I feel like i'm in Vietnam all of a sudden. 

[Anubis]

On 11/13/2018 at 8:55 AM, chevettehs said:

I don't have an iphone and very few people contact me on account of me being a cunt of epic proportions.

 

8% battery can give me a full day of use easy. 

 

[Le Duan]

Policy to eradicate all that vexes me will shortly ratified by the politburo and woe betide anyone dissenting 

[Le Duan]

I’m going to have a kip now

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Le Duan said:

I’m going to have a kip now

Sounds like you need a Pot Noodle and a wank mate 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

53 minutes ago, Le Duan said:

Chippy staff only starting to cook the telephone order you placed an hour ago, when you arrive I’m said chippy - even after being assured it would be ready in 20 minutes when you phoned it in.

“I’m said chippy” well you’ve only got yourself to blame hun.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Le Duan said:

Chippy staff only starting to cook the telephone order you placed an hour ago, when you arrive I’m said chippy - even after being assured it would be ready in 20 minutes when you phoned it in.

 Negged. Freshly cooked, hot food > lukewarm food that’s being sitting there for half an hour

[Dr Nowt]

8 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Yes, but they are taking pictures of every cup of coffee they had in those places though. So maybe you're wrong. You considered that?

 

 

Ranulph Fiennes will be shitting himself.

[Jairzinho]

23 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Ranulph Fiennes will be shitting himself.

Hope he takes some pictures.

[Champ]

5 hours ago, Le Duan said:

I’m going to have a kip now

Good

[Mook]

13 hours ago, Le Duan said:

Women doing their make up on the train - as socially unacceptable as wearing rollers and pyjamas to go out in

I love it when they do their make up on the train, stiffy material.

[Chairman Meow]

24 minutes ago, Mook said:

I love it when they do their make up on the train, stiffy material.

There was one doing it yesterday morning on the Metro when I was on my way into uni, turns out you can put lipstick on a pig after all.

[Chairman Meow]

14 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

 

Fancy modern rubbish!