little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Numero Veinticinco 4,997]

You just hit quote and then you actually type your stuff under the quote box, mate.

[rotoq 4,195]

Yeh but it's inappropriate exercise for a dog unless it's a fukn husky used to pulling a sled. Just take the poor mutt for a proper walk afterwards

I'm not quite sure why you're saying so correct me if I'm wrong. But are you saying dogs should walk and that running isn't appropriate for dogs? Any reasoning for this? Should we not throw tennis balls for them to chase?

[lifetime fan 9,486]

I'm not quite sure why you're saying so correct me if I'm wrong. But are you saying dogs should walk and that running isn't appropriate for dogs? Any reasoning for this? Should we not throw tennis balls for them to chase?

 

I’m a little confused by this too.

[Ezekiel 25:17 2,999]

If it's a young (ish) dog and of a decent size then they need bare minimum two hours exercise a day and no vet in the world is going to chastise someone for talking it for a run. People who don't walk their dog at all, leave them cooped up all day, letting them get depressed, now that's a fucking problem.

[lifetime fan 9,486]

Milo is 19 and goes running with the wife most weeks.

 

When he was younger he used to love going for 2/3 hour walks at a time and would never stop running off and coming back.

[rotoq 4,195]

They're fucking dynamos and running is good for them.

 

Walking is just the bare minimum imo. Depending on the breed, obviously as a teacup yorkie isn't going to run for very long.

[Champ 4,133]

This might be more of a rant or a big thing that annoys the shit out of me...but paying for work to be done and finding you could have done the job better yourself.

 

We've recently had our utility room done and repainting (is that a word?) was part of the job. They made such a poor job of it I'm now having to spend the day bringing it up to my standard. Oh, yeah, and this is twice this has happened now, why don't they loosen switch plates so they can paint right up to them and not all over them as they seem to think is acceptable. It annoys me no end

[lifetime fan 9,486]

This might be more of a rant or a big thing that annoys the shit out of me...but paying for work to be done and finding you could have done the job better yourself.

 

We've recently had our utility room done and repainting (is that a word?) was part of the job. They made such a poor job of it I'm now having to spend the day bringing it up to my standard. Oh, yeah, and this is twice this has happened now, why don't they loosen switch plates so they can paint right up to them and not all over them as they seem to think is acceptable. It annoys me no end

 

Bodgeit & Scarper.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA 5,840]

This might be more of a rant or a big thing that annoys the shit out of me...but paying for work to be done and finding you could have done the job better yourself.

We've recently had our utility room done and repainting (is that a word?) was part of the job. They made such a poor job of it I'm now having to spend the day bringing it up to my standard. Oh, yeah, and this is twice this has happened now, why don't they loosen switch plates so they can paint right up to them and not all over them as they seem to think is acceptable. It annoys me no end

Most of us can cut in without loosening screws as most of us a professionals. Mostly. I'm going home.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA 5,840]

Bodgeit & Scarper.

My lad got his hair cut the other week and it looked like it was cut with a knife and fork. Told him to wax his own bollocks in future!

[moof 5,403]

My girls love running a nice scenic trail, too. The vet is fully on board, says it’s great excercise for them - but be wary about overdoing it. Going to have to disagree, Steve.

[Scottish Steve 61]

Fair enough everyone, i guess to clarify, it's when it's done to excess & the dog clearly is getting coerced into doing something it wouldn't necessarily choose of its own accord, and getting flogged. People training for half marathons & killing two birds with one stone by dragging the dog along

[Bjornebye 17,527]

Fat fuckers with breathing problems who still insist on smashing in 6/7 cans of fizzy coke a day then wonder why they are an enormous breathless twat 

[Jairzinho 20,537]

If it's a young (ish) dog and of a decent size then they need bare minimum two hours exercise a day and no vet in the world is going to chastise someone for talking it for a run. People who don't walk their dog at all, leave them cooped up all day, letting them get depressed, now that's a fucking problem.

 

Fucking Kay Burley over here.

[Champ 4,133]

Most of us can cut in without loosening screws as most of us a professionals. Mostly. I'm going home.

I’m not persuaded, when unscrewing them leaves a much neater job and probably saves time in the end because you can paint with bigger smoother strokes

[Fugitive 2,585]

Fair enough everyone, i guess to clarify, it's when it's done to excess & the dog clearly is getting coerced into doing something it wouldn't necessarily choose of its own accord, and getting flogged. People training for half marathons & killing two birds with one stone by dragging the dog along

Depends on the dog. I’ve got a Border Collie and even chasing Mo Farah could not wear the little mad bastard out. He can run for days and still keep harassing you for another walk.

[Trumo 12,186]

Depends on the dog. I’ve got a Border Collie and even chasing Mo Farah could not wear the little mad bastard out. He can run for days and still keep harassing you for another walk.

 

Maybe you should move to a house that isn't on Mo Farah's training route.

[Numero Veinticinco 4,997]

FFS.

 

So, I drift off for half an hour. Need a piss, so get up and whilst I’m having a relaxing sit-down girly piss, I think ‘I’m thirsty, better go in and get a drink quickly but I can’t really be fucked with this’ so I go in, get a tall class of ice from the freezer, poor water over it. Leave the kitchen and I noticed the TV is on, so I go into the lounge, and I’ve got five minutes left on a show, so I think ‘I’ll knock this away whilst having this drink’. Sit on the sofa, put my drink on the floor instead of the coffee table. Press play. Go for my drink, knock the cunt clean over, under the sofa. All the water and ice is under the fucking sofa. So, tired as a cunt, I have to move the sofa out and mop that shit up.

 

Cunt.

[lifetime fan 9,486]

FFS.

 

So, I drift off for half an hour. Need a piss, so get up and whilst I’m having a relaxing sit-down girly piss, I think ‘I’m thirsty, better go in and get a drink quickly but I can’t really be fucked with this’ so I go in, get a tall class of ice from the freezer, poor water over it. Leave the kitchen and I noticed the TV is on, so I go into the lounge, and I’ve got five minutes left on a show, so I think ‘I’ll knock this away whilst having this drink’. Sit on the sofa, put my drink on the floor instead of the coffee table. Press play. Go for my drink, knock the cunt clean over, under the sofa. All the water and ice is under the fucking sofa. So, tired as a cunt, I have to move the sofa out and mop that shit up.

 

Cunt.

 

You couldn’t have been that tired or you’d have just left the water there to dry.

[Numero Veinticinco 4,997]

You couldn’t have been that tired or you’d have just left the water there to dry.

 

 

I seriously thought about it. It's not in my nature though, I'd have fallen asleep mid-job rather than not try to get it done.

[RedKnight 5,275]

Royal Mail managing to lose a tracked delivery. What is the point of tracking then?

[Duff Man 1,099]

So they know when they've lost it.

[Dougie Do'ins 8,060]

When someone continually tries to phone my place of work but the daft fucking bastard cannot distinguish between the actual phone number and the fax number. Its been at least 30 times in the last hour.

[Mook 14,077]

When someone continually tries to phone my place of work but the daft fucking bastard cannot distinguish between the actual phone number and the fax number. Its been at least 30 times in the last hour.

 

Where do you work, 1983?

[sir roger 3,580]

Royal Mail managing to lose a tracked delivery. What is the point of tracking then?

 

Wife paid a fair bit including insurance to track a parcel via Royal Mail to Adelaide ( New LFC shirt for a niece to wear for a CL final party  ).

Sent in loads of time and given a tracking number.

The day after it is sent the tracking message is 'received at depot for foreign despatch'.

The message never changes

Gets to 2 days before the final with no sign at the other end , so Mrs goes to the Post Office and is told with a smile ' Don't worry , the tracking stops at the UK border and that's why the message never changes, but if it doesn't get there within 21 days of the agreed date you can come back and complete a compensation claim form '. Cashier can't seem to grasp why that isn't really good enough.

Shirt turns up in Oz in early June.

 

Royal Mail & Hermes both proper shit