little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Mook]

"it is what it is"

Every cunt keeps saying it, especially that uber cunt Tony Bellew.

My boss uses that all the time, repped.

 

Her other favourite is "You're damned if you do, damned if you don't.".

 

Hopefully in her case she's right & she'll be damned to spend eternity in the 9th circle of Hell.

[Stickman]

Is there a worse insect than a bluebottle ?

You wait all year for some decent weather so you can have all your windows open for a bit of cool air and every few seconds these big horrible fuckers fly in and what makes it worse you know they've probably been swanning around in a load of dog shit....

Horrible dirty fuckers.

  

A wasp, to answer your question.

Wasps are nasty fuckers but they don't land on your food with their feet covered in shit..

 

I may change my mind though if I get stung in the next few days

[Paulie Dangerously]

I've never got stang off a blue bottle so they're one up on wasps for me

[The Golden Eel]

Daisies are annoying little twats aren't they? No matter how often it chop them, loads of them are all over the garden in a couple of days

[Aventus]

Is there a worse insect than a bluebottle ?

You wait all year for some decent weather so you can have all your windows open for a bit of cool air and every few seconds these big horrible fuckers fly in and what makes it worse you know they've probably been swanning around in a load of dog shit....

Horrible dirty fuckers.

Horseflys are the new TLW flying nemesis.

[Remmie]

Daisies are annoying little twats aren't they? No matter how often it chop them, loads of them are all over the garden in a couple of days

Why don't you want daisies on your lawn bro?

[Oh Buoy]

Fucking horseflies.

 

I'd happily spend a night with Tony's ma to end that fucking species.

 

More angry than the Ev after a derby.

[Jose Jones]

People writing Columbia instead of Colombia.

So many people. Stupid annoying fuck faces.

[The Golden Eel]

Why don't you want daisies on your lawn bro?

I wouldn't mind a few here and there but these are covering about 70% of the lawn

[VladimirIlyich]

People writing Columbia instead of Colombia.

So many people. Stupid annoying fuck faces.

Maybe they are referring to the New York University or the district Washington is based in?

[Bjornebye]

People writing Columbia instead of Colombia.

So many people. Stupid annoying fuck faces.

I don't like fucking Colombians

[Mook]

I don't like fucking Colombians

I reckon I'd enjoy fucking this one...

 

[Aventus]

I reckon I'd enjoy fucking this one...

 

I'd be happy just to have a wig made of her hair, then sticking it on my pillow and fucking it.

[Champ]

People who laugh at absolutely everything. Very loudly

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'd be happy just to have a wig made of her hair, then sticking it on my postman pat and fucking it.

[Elite]

People who laugh at absolutely everything. Very loudly

HAHA HAHA HAHA, you don't half crack me up Champ.

[Aventus]

HAHA HAHA HAHA, you don't half crack me up Champ.

I was going to write this, but I decided against it because I didn't think it'd be funny.

 

Thanks for taking the gamble and showing me I made the right decision, you're a braver man than I.

[Captain Turdseye]

Sunburn. Every year, without fail, I have one day in the summer where I throw caution to the wind, forget that I was a ginger child, go out without sun cream on and end up regretting it the next morning.

 

I can’t even bend my ankle joint. Why did I have to wear flip flops?

[Elite]

I was going to write this, but I decided against it because I didn't think it'd be funny.

 

Thanks for taking the gamble and showing me I made the right decision, you're a braver man than I.

Cool story bro.

[VladimirIlyich]

People who laugh at absolutely everything. Very loudly

James Corden has made a career out of this.

[cloggypop]

He's a very big thing that annoys the shit out of me. I hope he continues his success in the USA and never returns.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

He's so unbelievably unfunny it angers me.

[cloggypop]

The only thing about the USA success that puzzles me is that surely his USP of being fat therefore funny shouldn't actually work there. Maybe he's just an everyman there. He's got an English accent but he's a fat fuck like us!

[chrisbonnie]

The only thing about the USA success that puzzles me is that surely his USP of being fat therefore funny shouldn't actually work there. Maybe he's just an everyman there. He's got an English accent but he's a fat fuck like us!

He has put on some kind of odd twang since he fucked off over there hasn't he.

 

I think that's even more annoying. That silly fucking accent

[VladimirIlyich]

The only thing about the USA success that puzzles me is that surely his USP of being fat therefore funny shouldn't actually work there. Maybe he's just an everyman there. He's got an English accent but he's a fat fuck like us!

They are looking for a male version of that Melissa McCarthy,maybe?