little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

£35 a nibble, from a busted ass aids drawer pulled from a skip

 

Reminds me of this: (1 minute in)

 

[Dave D]

One of my mates went for afternoon tea at the Radisson Blue.

 

Y'know, Afternoon Tea - that quaint traditional treat of sandwiches on a fine china plate and little cakes on a matching china cake stand?  Yeah, that.

 

 

They look like chopped up supermarket  sandwiches

[AngryOfTuebrook]

She did say that the actual food was shite.  When was the last time anyone even saw chicken roll on a sarnie?

[Dave D]

She did say that the actual food was shite.  When was the last time anyone even saw chicken roll on a sarnie?

 

I cant believe they stuffed it into a dodgy bookcase!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I cant believe they stuffed it into a dodgy bookcase!

Not even. It's an old scrapped drawer on its end. Look at the handle on top. Farcical. Probably gets bonus points from twats for being "chabby-chic" or something.

[Dave D]

Not even. It's an old scrapped drawer on its end. Look at the handle on top. Farcical. Probably gets bonus points from twats for being "chabby-chic" or something.

 

Bloody Hell your right.

 

Where is this hotbed of madness?

[Elite]

Bet there's splinters in those butties.

[cloggypop]

I wouldn't eat off that in a fucking squat

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Bloody Hell your right.

 

Where is this hotbed of madness?

Right here.

https://www.radissonblu.com/en/hotel-liverpool

 

You know what we must do.

[Harry Squatter]

Pavement hoggers. The ones who walk in banks of 3 or 4 who have an in depth conversation with each other and move at a snails pace. You virtually have to shove the cunts into the road to get past.

[Aventus]

Or single person walking slowly on the pavement if I know them, I don't want to catch up and end up having to make conversation, it seems rude to power walk past them because then it's obvious I'm swerving them, and I can't linger around following slightly behind them like a creepy stalker anymore since the court order came through.

[manwiththestick]

One of my mates went for afternoon tea at the Radisson Blue.

 

Y'know, Afternoon Tea - that quaint traditional treat of sandwiches on a fine china plate and little cakes on a matching china cake stand? Yeah, that.

 

What absolute twats they are. And people pay for this?

[Fugitive]

Fucking midges are doing my head in. My car is splattered with the dead bodies of thousands of the little cunts and trying to clear them off your windscreen just smears them all over it.

 

Gonna have to wash it again.

[easytoslip]

Is this a euphemism for dogging and power-wanking?

Power wanking? The very thought of that makes me grimace , though curious.

[Bjornebye]

who picks the nettles? Annie Road? Fuck it i'll eat some drawing pins while i'm at it. Fry them off in a little olive oil with some chopped parsley and fish eyes. Delightful. 

[Anny Road]

I just stare at them and the leaves fall off.

[Remmie]

I'd eat the nettles mate

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just been to a Poundworld in Speke on my lunch hour to get a few party bits for ToddleDs birthday.  There's up to 50% off everything there and fuck me it was like a feeding frenzy.  People stuffing baskets with Solar garden frogs, 20 packets of blag army men toys and industrial amounts of tena lady.   Arguing at the till "no that's meant to be 40% off not 30%, no wonder you're going fucking bust" it was an absolute cretin fest. 

 

I got to the till and as the girl* was scanning my stuff I asked her if she knew what was going on with the jobs there and how long left.  She said they didn't know and had just been told to come to work as usual until otherwise told but that she was dead worried.  I wished her all the best and said I hoped it all worked out for her and she told me I was the first customer who'd said that since the news broke they were in trouble.  

 

Just felt really sorry for the staff having to deal with that shit, people haggling over literal pennies when they have so much insecurity over their jobs.

 

 

 

*20s, fit before anyone asks. 

[Bjornebye]

Just been to a Poundworld in Speke on my lunch hour to get a few party bits for ToddleDs birthday.  There's up to 50% off everything there and fuck me it was like a feeding frenzy.  People stuffing baskets with Solar garden frogs, 20 packets of blag army men toys and industrial amounts of tena lady.   Arguing at the till "no that's meant to be 40% off not 30%, no wonder you're going fucking bust" it was an absolute cretin fest. 

 

I got to the till and as the girl* was scanning my stuff I asked her if she knew what was going on with the jobs there and how long left.  She said they didn't know and had just been told to come to work as usual until otherwise told but that she was dead worried.  I wished her all the best and said I hoped it all worked out for her and she told me I was the first customer who'd said that since the news broke they were in trouble.  

 

Just felt really sorry for the staff having to deal with that shit, people haggling over literal pennies when they have so much insecurity over their jobs.

 

 

 

*20s, fit before anyone asks. 

 

Pics or GTFO

 

Good on you mate. Nearly made me well up there thinking about them poor sods wondering what the fuck they are going to do. A bit of humanity costs fuck all but can mean the absolute world to people. I might come across like a cunt on here but I am always do my best to make people feel better. Even just saying thank you and have a good day means a lot. If only everyone could be nice and not be either too fucking aloof or so wrapped up in their own bubble that they could walk past someone dying and not even fucking notice. We are all human beings at the end of the day. 

 

 

Except train staff of course. And other commuters on trains. 

[Bjornebye]

People who use the term "Its like anything" or "everything". No it fucking isn't. Is it like my toaster? No it fucking isn't. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Just been to a Poundworld in Speke on my lunch hour to get a few party bits for ToddleDs birthday.  There's up to 50% off everything there and fuck me it was like a feeding frenzy.  People stuffing baskets with Solar garden frogs, 20 packets of blag army men toys and industrial amounts of tena lady.   Arguing at the till "no that's meant to be 40% off not 30%, no wonder you're going fucking bust" it was an absolute cretin fest. 

 

I got to the till and as the girl* was scanning my stuff I asked her if she knew what was going on with the jobs there and how long left.  She said they didn't know and had just been told to come to work as usual until otherwise told but that she was dead worried.  I wished her all the best and said I hoped it all worked out for her and she told me I was the first customer who'd said that since the news broke they were in trouble.  

 

Just felt really sorry for the staff having to deal with that shit, people haggling over literal pennies when they have so much insecurity over their jobs.

 

 

 

*20s, fit before anyone asks. 

There's your problem right there. Should have gone in your dinner hour.

[moof]

There's your problem right there. Should have gone in your dinner hour.

Poundworld closes before 9pm, surely?

[Stickman]

Is there a worse insect than a bluebottle ?

You wait all year for some decent weather so you can have all your windows open for a bit of cool air and every few seconds these big horrible fuckers fly in and what makes it worse you know they've probably been swanning around in a load of dog shit....

Horrible dirty fuckers.

[Elite]

"it is what it is"

 

Every cunt keeps saying it, especially that uber cunt Tony Bellew.

[Trumo]

Is there a worse insect than a bluebottle ?

You wait all year for some decent weather so you can have all your windows open for a bit of cool air and every few seconds these big horrible fuckers fly in and what makes it worse you know they've probably been swanning around in a load of dog shit....

Horrible dirty fuckers.

 

A wasp, to answer your question.