little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Jairzinho]

Mosquitoes.

 

Fuck the eco system, we should dedicate a day every year to killing the little cunts. 

[Dave D]

Brambles and stinging nettles.

 

I mean, whats that about?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'm sick of seeing the grids of this straight couple kicking off over not being granted a civil partnership all over the news.

 

It's the sort of thing only rich people can afford to get the hump over.

Ah yes, the greatly oppressed group that is straight white westerners. When will they ever get a fair crack eh? Not in our lifetime, certainly.

[Bjornebye]

Brambles and stinging nettles.

 

I mean, whats that about?

 

How old are you? If over 12, what the fuck are you doing in the nettles? 

[Mook]

I was staying in a hotel in London last night & they had a porn filter on their wifi the fascist cunts.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I was staying in a hotel in London last night & they had a porn filter on their wifi the fascist cunts.

Proxy/VPN?

[Mook]

Proxy/VPN?

After the sightseeing I'd done yesterday it wasn't entirely necessary but irritating nontheless.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

The wank bank balance was in the black

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

How old are you? If over 12, what the fuck are you doing in the nettles?

 

He was making a brew.

[M_B]

Brambles and stinging nettles.

 

I mean, whats that about?

Spring nettles are great to eat. Fry them in butter or olive oil, garlic, chilli with chopped up sausage and add to pasta.

[Dr Nowt]

Eating fucking nettles?

 

Jesus, that’s privation on a scale not reported since Dickens croaked.

[ZonkoVille77]

Spring nettles are great to eat. Fry them in butter or olive oil, garlic, chilli with chopped up sausage and add to pasta.

You're still upset that Jimmy Savile is dead.

[lifetime fan]

Fucking flies.

 

Piss off you little cunts.

[SammyAftershave]

Mosquitoes.

 

Fuck the eco system, we should dedicate a day every year to killing the little cunts. 

 

I've had a couple of near fatal run-ins in the tropics with these wee cunts over the years. Daytime tiger-striped little cunts that you don't even feel biting you. Dengue fever, two different strains, eight years apart. Wouldn't recommend it.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Spring nettles are great to eat. Fry them in butter or olive oil, garlic, chilli with chopped up sausage and add to pasta.

No.

[M_B]

Eating fucking nettles?

 

Jesus, that’s privation on a scale not reported since Dickens croaked.

 

It's popular in parts of Italy which is where I first had it. You can buy it in a lot of their daily street markets.

 

It tastes better than spinach and is full of vitamins and iron. The sting goes when you fry or boil it, but its better fried. You have to use the leaves of young nettles before they flower.

 

Even the bbc has a recipe for nettle soup

 

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2137636/nettle-soup

 

...here's some more

 

https://www.thekitchn.com/stinging-nettles-8-recipes-for-145582

[Dave D]

How old are you? If over 12, what the fuck are you doing in the nettles? 

 

40- and the fucking things sprang up at the back of the garden and savaged my hand whilst pruning. Ive lived here 7years and never seen them in the garden, all of sudden they want a piece of me.

 

Well they can get to fuck, I took a blade to them   

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I prefer to poison them and watch their 4 week long excruciating downward spiral, cackling all the while.

[Dr Nowt]

I prefer to poison them and watch their 4 week long excruciating downward spiral, cackling all the while.

Only person I know colder than this is my Albanian mate, who lifts up snails which have spent half a day climbing towards the top of a wall and places them back down at floor level, purely for his own amusement.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Only person I know colder than this is my Albanian mate, who lifts up snails which have spent half a day climbing towards the top of a wall and places them back down at floor level, purely for his own amusement.

I have suffered untold mild temporary pain at the hands of those pesky bastards. They deserve to we tortured until the end of their days.

 

Slugs are irrelevant. In fact I feel bad for them. A footpath I used to cycle on regularly was essentially slug genocide. Hundreds of the poor little buggars, killed to bits.

[SammyAftershave]

40- and the fucking things sprang up at the back of the garden and savaged my hand whilst pruning. Ive lived here 7years and never seen them in the garden, all of sudden they want a piece of me.

 

Well they can get to fuck, I took a blade to them   

 

Is this a euphemism for dogging and power-wanking?

[Dave D]

Is this a euphemism for dogging and power-wanking?

 

..................whats power wanking? 

[stringvest]

Spring nettles are great to eat. Fry them in butter or olive oil, garlic, chilli with chopped up sausage and add to pasta.

That’s certainly a good way of ensuring you don’t taste the fuckers

[SammyAftershave]

..................whats power wanking? 

 

It's a practice that requires some dedication, development and finessing, so I believe. *taps nose*

[AngryOfTuebrook]

One of my mates went for afternoon tea at the Radisson Blue.

 

Y'know, Afternoon Tea - that quaint traditional treat of sandwiches on a fine china plate and little cakes on a matching china cake stand?  Yeah, that.