little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Captain Turdseye]

When you’ve prearranged weeks in advance to go and visit someone’s house for the weekend and they’ve made absolutely no effort whatsoever beforehand to accommodate you.

 

Am I the only one that tidies up, puts clean bedding on for guests and ensures that they’ve at least got something to eat, after a three hour drive?

[Rico1304]

When you’ve prearranged weeks in advance to go and visit someone’s house for the weekend and they’ve made absolutely no effort whatsoever beforehand to accommodate you.

 

Am I the only one that tidies up, puts clean bedding on for guests and ensures that they’ve at least got something to eat, after a three hour drive?

My MiL does that. We get there and she says ‘I’ve nothing in for tea’. Infuriating.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Wiring plugs. Does my fucking head in.

[Guest]

New and stupid fads of existing things that have no place being combined together. Like....

 

Broccoli and coffee??

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/989382d2-8f51-40af-9756-b057a76dde53?intc_type=promo&intc_location=news&intc_campaign=broccolicoffee_article&intc_linkname=bbcthree_yc_low_c3

[Captain Turdseye]

When you’ve prearranged weeks in advance to go and visit someone’s house for the weekend and on the day you’re supposed to go home they get into their car hungover, reverse smash into your car and write it off.

[Captain Turdseye]

Insurance companies phone lines not opening until 10am on Sundays.

[manwiththestick]

Turds having a mare here.

[Heggemony]

So no food fresh bed and he smashed your car in?

 

You're doing well to not go postal.

[Anny Road]

Would that not be classed as a RTA and need reporting to the plod? Just curious.

[Captain Turdseye]

Would that not be classed as a RTA and need reporting to the plod? Just curious.

The insurance companies haven’t said anything like that, so no. It was in a private residents car park and not on the road so maybe that’s why.

 

Edit: Actually I’ve been in a couple of bumps myself and just gone straight through the insurance without any need for police involvement.

[Anny Road]

Just as well. If your pal was over the limit it may have voided his insurance.

[Scott_M]

People chewing gum.

[Bob]

The inflection Phil Neville puts into his words when he’s trying to make them sound exciting when there’s been a close chance (see Kroos hitting the bar with a free kick just now) annoys the shit out of me.

 

So do hayfever induced sneezes.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Having to work. I've only just finished last week now I've got to start another. Fuck off.

[Dave D]

Give Turdseye a break for crying out loud

[Captain Turdseye]

Give Turdseye a break for crying out loud

Can you give me a car instead?

 

Just got home. Complete waste of a weekend and a shite, stressful Father’s Day.

[Elite]

Can you give me a car instead?

 

Just got home. Complete waste of a weekend and a shite, stressful Father’s Day.

Miles ahead of me on Score, so it's not all bad.

[Dave D]

 

Can you give me a car instead?

 

Just got home. Complete waste of a weekend and a shite, stressful Father’s Day.

 

Didn't sound the best of weekends!

[Dave D]

I got unreasonably irked whilst watching a live band at a packed pub last weekend.

 

Ive seen this band before, they are very good and get the crowd going with some brilliant covers.

 

However, whilst performing Don't Look Back in Anger, the lead singer took it upon himself to change the lyric "Don't Look Back in Anger" to "Don't talk back you wanker"

 

You could see in his face how hilarious he thought it was and he really over emphasised the line, just in case you hadn't heard him (which as you know is repeated several times) 

 

I'm sure he made eye contact with me and I hope my look of disappointed bemusement was enough to let him know it just wasn't on.  

[Captain Turdseye]

Didn't sound the best of weekends!

I won’t look back in anger.

[TheBitch]

When you open a thread on your phone and the last post is some boring wanker you've got on ignore.

[Captain Turdseye]

Well, you can fuck off.

[TheBitch]

Same again. FFS.

[Dave D]

I won’t look back in anger.

 

Don't talk back you wa.......

 

Nope, not funny

[Paulie Dangerously]

Wiring plugs. Does my fucking head in.

 

The LIVE brown cow, sits on the green and yellow EARTH looking at the blue NEUTRAL sky.  Hope this helps