little things that annoy the shit out of you

[dandyman]

We’ve just been driving down a side street and a bloke wanting to park outside his house on our side of the road has indicated right then driven on the wrong side of the road towards us. Couldn’t wait 5 seconds until we’d gone past. Cunt.

The gym parent generation who do the school run in full Lycra gear and then park on the zig zags so their precious little cherub doesn’t have to walk more than 10m

 

Cunt twat fuckers!!

[ZonkoVille77]

Getting a pube trapped under the foreskin.

[Lee909]

Getting a pube trapped under the foreskin.

Getting your foreskin stuck in the zip of your jeans

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Johnny come latelies, suddenly experts on everything and anyone. I blame google.

[Dave D]

American descriptions of shoes as sneakers or pumps.

 

Its a little thing that annoys that shit out of me right there

[VladimirIlyich]

American descriptions of shoes as sneakers or pumps.

 

Its a little thing that annoys that shit out of me right there

Calling some types of footwear sneakers when a good few of the population are obese is the very definition of irony.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Calling some types of footwear sneakers when a good few of the population are obese is the very definition of irony.

 

Fat cunts can't sneak Vlad?

I'm not having that, I know a good few sneaky fat cunts.

 

speaking of sneaks, pub quiz cheats, why fucking bother?

[VladimirIlyich]

Fat cunts can't sneak Vlad?

I'm not having that, I know a good few sneaky fat cunts.

 

speaking of sneaks, pub quiz cheats, why fucking bother?

The pub quiz died with the invention of 'smart' phones. Maybe more irony from the makers?

[Rico1304]

This couple who’ve won £21m on the lottery but are staying on at work. Cunts

[Harry Squatter]

This couple who’ve won £21m on the lottery but are staying on at work. Cunts

Cunts. It's always tight arse boring twats who win the lottery. Also, why go public if you have no intention of it changing your life?.

[Harry Squatter]

People who constantly make out how "mad" they are and that they are big party animals.

[The Golden Eel]

We’ve just been driving down a side street and a bloke wanting to park outside his house on our side of the road has indicated right then driven on the wrong side of the road towards us. Couldn’t wait 5 seconds until we’d gone past. Cunt.

Really annoys me that type of thing. Or pedestrians who walk out in front of you and then walk really slowly instead, even not looking at you, of getting out of the way.

 

The general public really annoy me but driving and shopping are the worst.

[Evelyn Tentions]

People that take the trouble to post a picture of someone without taking 5 seconds longer and saying who the fuck it is

[Evelyn Tentions]

Websites that are nearly impossible to use on mobile phone. After about 30finger taps a totally different link opens

[Bob]

People that take the trouble to post a picture of someone without taking 5 seconds longer and saying who the fuck it is

Similarly, posting twitter links with nothing else to tell me if I should bother clicking on it.

[Tj hooker]

This couple who’ve won £21m on the lottery but are staying on at work. Cunts

Jesus tonight you wouldn't see me for dust, what the fuck is the point in doing the lottery in the first place if your not going to use it to .

A : See the world

 

B : live the life of luxury

 

C : Treat family and friends .

 

Twats these are

[Dougie Do'ins]

Cunts who don't walk up or down stairs on the left hand side.

[Trumo]

Cunts who don't walk up or down stairs on the left hand side.

 

# Pass the Dougie on the left hand side...#

[manwiththestick]

# Pass the Dougie on the left hand side...#

Brilliant.

[ZonkoVille77]

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[Mook]

This is quite a large thing (literally) that's annoyed me but one of our clients has sent 61 big heavy boxes full of their annual reports to our tiny office.

 

I shat myself when I saw them all this morning & my first instinct was to check on whether I'd fucked up with my delivery instructions. Nope, clear instructions were given to send the documents to an address in Kent last week. This fucking muppet has sent them to me & of course we're in an office where there isn't room to swing a gnat so there's 30 boxes sitting in the corridor blocking the fire extinguisher/IT cupboard & another 30 sitting downstairs at reception which of course, every Tom, Dick & Harry are complaining about.

 

My boss is out at a meeting just now but I can't wait 'til she gets back this afternoon & has a go at me about it, one of the boxes will be going over her skull.

[Mook]

This is quite a large thing (literally) that's annoyed me but one of our clients has sent 61 big heavy boxes full of their annual reports to our tiny office.

 

I shat myself when I saw them all this morning & my first instinct was to check on whether I'd fucked up with my delivery instructions. Nope, clear instructions were given to send the documents to an address in Kent last week. This fucking muppet has sent them to me & of course we're in an office where there isn't room to swing a gnat so there's 30 boxes sitting in the corridor blocking the fire extinguisher/IT cupboard & another 30 sitting downstairs at reception which of course, every Tom, Dick & Harry are complaining about.

 

My boss is out at a meeting just now but I can't wait 'til she gets back this afternoon & has a go at me about it, one of the boxes will be going over her skull.

 

This has just got even better, because the client is based in Zambia, they can't get their courier to pick the boxes up so muggins is going to have to organise it as well as carrying the 30 boxes the numpty from DHL brought up the stairs back down to reception.

 

I'm tempted to have a fucking bonfire with it.

[Bjornebye]

Block the complaining cunts office doors with the boxes then pour petrol over them, light them and just bail mate. That's all you can do. 

[Dr Nowt]

This GDPR shite is doing my head in at the moment, 7.5hrs a day at work with it & then e-mails from every website I've ever bought anything from coming into my inbox all day.

 

Those pensioners who avoid computers like the plague will be having the last laugh after all, the grave dodging twats.

This lad has been making me chuckle on twatter generally this week, but his take on GDPR was particularly apt.

 

[cloggypop]

This is quite a large thing (literally) that's annoyed me but one of our clients has sent 61 big heavy boxes full of their annual reports to our tiny office.

 

I shat myself when I saw them all this morning & my first instinct was to check on whether I'd fucked up with my delivery instructions. Nope, clear instructions were given to send the documents to an address in Kent last week. This fucking muppet has sent them to me & of course we're in an office where there isn't room to swing a gnat so there's 30 boxes sitting in the corridor blocking the fire extinguisher/IT cupboard & another 30 sitting downstairs at reception which of course, every Tom, Dick & Harry are complaining about.

 

My boss is out at a meeting just now but I can't wait 'til she gets back this afternoon & has a go at me about it, one of the boxes will be going over her skull.

61 big boxes filling the office can only bring you and your boss closer together.