little things that annoy the shit out of you

[stringvest]

That shower of tossers in the Nivea Advert , and to top it off, the only sensible-looking one gets squashed by a dinosaur's foot.

 

 

I can't watch it.  It's as bad as watching a video of yourself giving a best man speech.

[Bjornebye]

The fast talking terms and conditions speech at the end of adverts on the radio. 

[Champ]

I can't watch it. It's as bad as watching a video of yourself giving a best man speech.

Klopp's BetVictor one is a thousand times worse.

It's excruciating

[Pureblood]

That fast speaking at the end of radio adverts. Gets right on my tits that does. Wankers

 

 

The fast talking terms and conditions speech at the end of adverts on the radio. 

 

Youcansaythatagaintermsandconditionsapply

[Bjornebye]

Youcansaythatagaintermsandconditionsapply

 

Knew i'd mentioned it before , maybe it should go in the things that still annoy the shit out of me thread. 

[Pureblood]

Knew i'd mentioned it before , maybe it should go in the things that still annoy the shit out of me thread. 

 

I remember the first time you posted about it.  Funny how certain things stick in the old cranium, eh?

[Bjornebye]

I remember the first time you posted about it.  Funny how certain things stick in the old cranium, eh?

 

It certainly is mate. 

[Kevin D]

People saying zero fucks.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

The pronunciation of the words mirrrrrrrr and horrrrrr by Americans, even the awesome Rosario Dawson was at it. Mirror and horror, not fucking hard is it?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Mirrrrr, Frankenstein and Grrrrr.

[RobG]

Can anyone just not be classed as a weird cunt, regular cunt or a knobhead anymore?.

 

Every time I read about some twat being arrested or charged for being a peado or reckless behaviour they always try to attach the "learning difficulties" or "Aspergers" tag onto them.

 

There was some twat from my school who got involved with a gang who made him store drugs and guns for him and he tried to get out of it by saying he had learning difficulties. Yet this didn't stop him beating people up for money for years and being an utter cunt. He's just found some people bigger than him who can now bully him.

 

Some paedo was caught on camera by one of these vigilante groups trying to meet a 13 year old girl outside a school. Yet when he got caught he raised the learning difficulties card and said he had Aspergers. Yet his learning difficulties didn't stop him setting up multiple Facebook accounts and deliberately ignoring his exclusion zones. The twat threw himself on the floor crying but then stopped when a bus was driving towards him.

 

I just think that people who do have genuine mental health problems are going to have more of a social stigma because it is just used by horrible cunts to justify bad behaviour.

This

[RobG]

Klopp's BetVictor one is a thousand times worse.

It's excruciating

Yes, grim

[Furmedge]

The Microsoft TV advert, notably "Mr. Jackson the rapping teacher".

 

FUCK OFF YOU CREEPY HIPSTER PAEDOPHILE.

Thought it was just me thinking that, but he is one annoying prick.

[cloggypop]

Australian in the silent carriage on the train today. Fucking cunt.

[Dave D]

Pubs that give you tiny amounts of gravy if you have a roast or bangers and mash etc

 

Gravy isnt expensive- just give everyone half a litre of the stuff, stop the faffing about

[Dave D]

Woman who works at my place gets ridiculously annoyed by people who put an "s" on the end of supermarket names-

 

"Im just popping to Tescos/Lidls/Aldis"  etc bothers the shit out of her, eg- it should be  "Im just popping to Tesco"

 

Weird hilarious bint   

[Mook]

Woman who works at my place gets ridiculously annoyed by people who put an "s" on the end of supermarket names-

 

"Im just popping to Tescos/Lidls/Aldis"  etc bothers the shit out of her, eg- it should be  "Im just popping to Tesco"

 

Weird hilarious bint   

 

That really pisses me off too, Asda isn't someone's surname so you're not going into (Mr) Asda's are you, your going into Asda.

 

Not as much as the misuse of the word 'key' though, "It's key that we get home in time." does not make any fucking sense. Sporty cunts are the worst for it.

[Captain Turdseye]

There's a Sainsbury's at the bottom of our road and I've been known to say "I'm just popping down to Sainsbo's".

 

I don't give a fuck.

[Dave D]

There's a Sainsbury's at the bottom of our road and I've been known to say "I'm just popping down to Sainsbo's".

 

I don't give a fuck.

 

Thats fucking reckless behaviour 

[Dave D]

That really pisses me off too, Asda isn't someone's surname so you're not going into (Mr) Asda's are you, your going into Asda.

 

Not as much as the misuse of the word 'key' though, "It's key that we get home in time." does not make any fucking sense. Sporty cunts are the worst for it.

If only you could meet her. I think she would marry you on the above basis alone.

 

She's pretty fit, I'll put a word in 

[Champ]

If I hear have to watch one more interview with some snivelling eejit talking about what Diana meant to them or anything else about her death for that matter I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna...

[s(k)aturation]

If I hear have to watch one more interview with some snivelling eejit talking about what Diana meant to them or anything else about her death for that matter I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna...

 

Are you a bit cross today, Champ?

[Champ]

Are you a bit cross today, Champ?

They've been building up to it for weeks, John. It's just nuts

[s(k)aturation]

They've been building up to it for weeks, John. It's just nuts

 

 

Yes, my wife told me to calm down when I cracked the shits about it the other night too.  Shite it is.

[Champ]

Yes, my wife told me to calm down when I cracked the shits about it the other night too. Shite it is.

You have no idea.

 

I can hardly imagine what it would have been like if she'd died in the internet age