little things that annoy the shit out of you

[cloggypop]

Can someone reboot Stig please?

[Jockey]

Oh right. Thanks. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

People who say 'when I grow up' but they're all ready grown up.

[VladimirIlyich]

People who say 'when I grow up' but they're all ready grown up.

We never grow up, in our own minds at least. We still expect to see a 13 year old face instead of a wrinkly old man. If you are Gary Glitter you can have both options.

[Pureblood]

Nearly finished watching and I think that I was correct on my original perception of the place and that is that it's a shit hole just like runcorn. The buildings are just like runcorn and the whole place is just like Runcorn just on a larger scale and the only people who like it are the people who are from there.

 

I was an outsider and moved to MK.  I absolutely loved it.  Scratch under the surface of roundabouts and bland looking suburbs and you'll find hidden charms, mucky girls and a wonderful cricketing culture in the city.  

 

What struck me about living in MK is how easy it was to do normal, everyday activities.  You can drive from one end of the city to the other in no time at all, like in Grand Theft Auto, thanks to the aforementioned roundabouts. 

[General Dryness]

Can someone reboot Stig please?

I'll reboot him in the nuts.

[Paulie Dangerously]

"ongoing incident in Liverpool city centre" fuck off the Echo. Completely irresponsible click bait tweeting

[Pony Princess]

"ongoing incident in Liverpool city centre" fuck off the Echo. Completely irresponsible click bait tweeting

 

Echo website is an absolute disgrace especially on mobile. Loads of pop ups and surveys, then serious articles mixed with 'Doctors hate this Liverpool grandma who just made a 50p skin cream that made her look 25' shite.

 

 

[Curly]

Echo website is an absolute disgrace especially on mobile. Loads of pop ups and surveys, then serious articles mixed with 'Doctors hate this Liverpool grandma who just made a 50p skin cream that made her look 25' shite.

 

 

I used to love the echo growing up. The pink echo and all that. Now it is the shittest thing you could ever imagine up.

[Dougie Do'ins]

I used to love the echo growing up. The pink echo and all that. Now it is the shittest thing you could ever imagine up.

The only good thing about the echo now is the comments in the online version.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Sitting down. Getting all comfortable and then realising I've left the remote on the other side of the fucking room.

[Harry Squatter]

Cleaning paintbrushes

[cloggypop]

Cleaning paintbrushes

Just wrap them in clingfilm if you are using them the next day

[Curly]

Just wrap them in clingfilm if you are using them the next day

I had to double check this wasn't an Alan Sex post

[Redder Lurtz]

People who pronounce "plastic" as "plarstic" (primarily BBC newsreader types). Fuck off.

[Vincent Vega]

People who pronounce "plastic" as "plarstic" (primarily BBC newsreader types). Fuck off.

On a similar theme, news readers annoy me when pronouncing Iran and Iraq. They're pronounced ee-ran and ee-rack, not i-rarn and i-rark.

[rubble-rouser]

People who pronounce "plastic" as "plarstic" (primarily BBC newsreader types). Fuck off.

 

Southern English people pronouncing the name of the  Spanish sparkling wine as Car-Var, and correcting me for calling it Cava.

 

Pricks 

[Redder Lurtz]

On a similar theme, news readers annoy me when pronouncing Iran and Iraq. They're pronounced ee-ran and ee-rack, not i-rarn and i-rark.

 

"Parkistarn"

 

FFS.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

All these people thinking Big Ben not chiming is a big deal, get a grip you fucking cunts. 

[Dave D]

Faulty goods.

 

Just bought a new radio for the kitchen- seems a pretty good radio- if the volume knob worked. I cant turn the bloody thing down. Figured it must be me being an out of touch techno fobe and there would be some kind of hipster way of doing it, but nope. Read the book, its just a good old fashioned twister knob thing.

 

Cant wait for the Argos conversation when I take it back. Everyone in the queue will be thinking " silly twat is doing it wrong"

 

But Im not.... fucking hope Im not!

[Elite]

Faulty goods.

 

Just bought a new radio for the kitchen- seems a pretty good radio- if the volume knob worked. I cant turn the bloody thing down. Figured it must be me being an out of touch techno fobe and there would be some kind of hipster way of doing it, but nope. Read the book, its just a good old fashioned twister knob thing.

 

Cant wait for the Argos conversation when I take it back. Everyone in the queue will be thinking " silly twat is doing it wrong"

 

But Im not.... fucking hope Im not!

Have you tried plugging it in?

[Carvalho Diablo]

The Microsoft TV advert, notably "Mr. Jackson the rapping teacher".

 

FUCK OFF YOU CREEPY HIPSTER PAEDOPHILE.

[cloggypop]

All these people thinking Big Ben not chiming is a big deal, get a grip you fucking cunts.

Massive Bell Ends

[Remmie]

The Milton Keynes documentary doing a whole segment on the roundabouts with some virgin roundabout spotters/appreciators banging on about how it's the Mecca of roundabouts in the country, whilst simultaneously decrying how it's all people ever mention when you are asked where you come from. The best part of the show was when they featured my old school and interviewed some of the new pupils. For those who understandably switched off after the roundabout love in, my school had a pretty exciting new approach to teaching - no uniforms, teachers called by their first names and entire days dedicated to an activity from golf to maths to a day out to a museum. Of course some fucking dull thundercunt decided to turn it into every other school in the country, so all those things have gone now.

[Bobby Hundreds]

The school photo everyone with their bollocks out.