little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Champ]

I don't give a fuck what google says.

 

It ain't a real thing!

 

 

 

 

Agree with your point about it being hell. I go on 'holiday' to escape cunts. Not chose to take them with me.

That includes my own family as well as hers.

 

Familymoon denier

[lifetime fan]

Familymoon denier

You can't deny something that doesn't exist.

[Champ]

You can't deny something that doesn't exist.

 

Has anyone ever called you pig headed?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Or bumming?

Are you buying ?

[lifetime fan]

Has anyone ever called you pig headed?

Pretty much anyone that's met me.

 

Why?

[Champ]

Pretty much anyone that's met me.

 

Why?

 

You're either that or a bit bored or both

[cloggypop]

Cunts leaving their bike across you and your neighbours doors. I've carried it half the way down the road to the nearest bike rack and I hope it takes them a fair while to find it.

[lifetime fan]

You're either that or a bit bored or both

It's not 'a thing'.

 

Simple as.

[Furmedge]

Been at Drayton Manor with the kids yesterday and we decided to stay in the hotel on site so we could stay late and not worry about the drive home until the morning. Youngest slept in car on way here and for an hour in the park meaning she was still up at 12.30am.

 

Fast forward a short while til 2.30am and the fire alarm has gone off, we've all been rushed out of the hotel and then told it's a false alarm and a staff member has fucked up.

 

We're all back in the hotel rooms now and you may as well have given our kids a bag of Tate and Lyle each. Multiply that by over 100 rooms.

 

Should have just driven home last night.

[sir roger]

Been at Drayton Manor with the kids yesterday and we decided to stay in the hotel on site so we could stay late and not worry about the drive home until the morning. Youngest slept in car on way here and for an hour in the park meaning she was still up at 12.30am.

 

Fast forward a short while til 2.30am and the fire alarm has gone off, we've all been rushed out of the hotel and then told it's a false alarm and a staff member has fucked up.

 

We're all back in the hotel rooms now and you may as well have given our kids a bag of Tate and Lyle each. Multiply that by over 100 rooms.

 

Should have just driven home last night.

 

Anybody else have the 'Lifesaver' scene from The Jerk come to mind here.

[Furmedge]

Anybody else have the 'Lifesaver' scene from The Jerk come to mind here.

Me.

[Carvalho Diablo]

People who are always late. ie my fucking brother.

 

Makes my fucking piss boil.

[Kloppite]

Watching a documentary about Milton Keynes (sad I know) and the cunt who is filming it thinks it is cool or funky to keep losing the focus on the camera and it is fucking winding me up.

 

Also I am currently working nights which means that sometimes through the day j get a but tired and as a result a bit irritable so when people keep asking me if I am alright if fucking winds me up no end I can feel my blood pressure rising.

[PestiRed]

Why are you watching a documentary about round-abouts?

[Kloppite]

Why are you watching a documentary about round-abouts?

It's about the 50th birthday of the place and the ideas and concepts about the building the place.

 

Just interested because I know other new towns like skem and runcorn are shite holes but apparently people like Milton Keynes and j am also bored.

[PestiRed]

It's about the 50th birthday of the place and the ideas and concepts about the building the place.

Just interested because I know other new towns like skem and runcorn are shite holes but apparently people like Milton Keynes and j am also bored.

I can save you some time if you want to learn about MK

 

1) round-abouts are the basic design of the city

2) concrete cows are the cultural highpoint of the city

3) remmie's pigs are the only interesting thing about the city

[Kloppite]

I can save you some time if you want to learn about MK

 

1) round-abouts are the basic design of the city

2) concrete cows are the cultural highpoint of the city

3) remmie's pigs are the only interesting thing about the city

Nearly finished watching and I think that I was correct on my original perception of the place and that is that it's a shit hole just like runcorn. The buildings are just like runcorn and the whole place is just like Runcorn just on a larger scale and the only people who like it are the people who are from there.

[Elite]

Why are you watching a documentary about round-abouts?

I tried to watch that but they kept going round in circles.

[cloggypop]

Swinging documentary > roundabout documentary

[Remmie]

The neg gun is cocked!

[Bjornebye]

What the fuck? I'd rather watch a documentary about my mums sex life than Milton fucking Keynes. 

[Bjornebye]

What the fuck? I'd rather watch a documentary about my mums sex life than Milton fucking Keynes. 

[Jockey]

What the fuck? I'd rather watch a documentary about my mums sex life than Milton fucking Keynes. 

 

You'd be right too mate!

 

I've seen both, and your Mums documentary was well better. 

 

Tore my cock off. 

[Bjornebye]

What the fuck? I'd rather watch a documentary about my mums sex life than Milton fucking Keynes. 

[Bjornebye]

You'd be right too mate!

 

I've seen both, and your Mums documentary was well better. 

 

Tore my cock off. 

 

Oh right. Thanks.