little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

My dishwasher won't start. Only bastard time I've ever bothered to use it too.

 

Take it out of the box

[moof]

My dishwasher won't start. Only bastard time I've ever bothered to use it too.

Give her a slap.

[lifetime fan]

Switch it on at the mains?

Look at Champ learning.

[Captain Turdseye]

Walking behind somebody that's smoking whilst I'm in the process of kicking the biftas. It's both annoying and immensely pleasurable at the same time.

[Champ]

Look at Champ learning.

Feel yourself frozen with a hard stare

[lifetime fan]

Feel yourself frozen with a hard stare

Hahaha

[Lee909]

Fucking hell, look at Medusa over there

[Alan Sex]

My dishwasher won't start. Only bastard time I've ever bothered to use it too.

Does it smell of spunk?

[VladimirIlyich]

Found out today that my sister who has OsteoArthritis and walks round on crutches because of the disease and a partly botched operation on her back had her phone stolen,in the Doctors while she turned her back to pick up her crutches to stand up. I wish I'd have seen the twat who did it and they could have tried walking with crutches and constant pain for while.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Some utter cunts about. 

[Rico1304]

Fuck me that's terrible.

[Captain Turdseye]

Tea/coffee rings on the kitchen side. Just keep it in the cup, woman, for fuck sake.

[Bob]

Waiting.

 

Waiting for things you need.

 

Waiting for things you need but aren't able to chase.

 

Urrrrgghhh!

[Anny Road]

Found out today that my sister who has OsteoArthritis and walks round on crutches because of the disease and a partly botched operation on her back had her phone stolen,in the Doctors while she turned her back to pick up her crutches to stand up. I wish I'd have seen the twat who did it and they could have tried walking with crutches and constant pain for while.

These are the type of cunts that need hurting. We all make mistakes and do the wrong thing at times but pricks like that need hurting.

[cloggypop]

Waiting.

 

Waiting for things you need.

 

Waiting for things you need but aren't able to chase.

 

Urrrrgghhh!

Back on Tinder, Bob?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Found out today that my sister who has OsteoArthritis and walks round on crutches because of the disease and a partly botched operation on her back had her phone stolen,in the Doctors while she turned her back to pick up her crutches to stand up. I wish I'd have seen the twat who did it and they could have tried walking with crutches and constant pain for while.

 

If a bus load of children goes over the edge of a cliff the mourning is peppered with "what ifs".  What if one of the children would grow up to cure cancer?  Become the next mozart?  Create the next revolution in technology?  There are, however, a certain section of people in which we would have no such fear should they simply drop dead tomorrow. 

[Total Longo]

If a bus load of children goes over the edge of a cliff the mourning is peppered with "what ifs".  What if one of the children would grow up to cure cancer?  Become the next mozart?  Create the next revolution in technology?  There are, however, a certain section of people in which we would have no such fear should they simply drop dead tomorrow. 

 

Bit heavy that, lad.

[Bjornebye]

Found out today that my sister who has OsteoArthritis and walks round on crutches because of the disease and a partly botched operation on her back had her phone stolen,in the Doctors while she turned her back to pick up her crutches to stand up. I wish I'd have seen the twat who did it and they could have tried walking with crutches and constant pain for while.

Utter cunts. I'd love to see some prick try that on me or someone else. They will need more than the fucking doctors afterwards. Makes my blood boil. She insured?

[Bob]

Can the m62 be classed as a little thing?

[Dougie Do'ins]

Can the m62 be classed as a little thing?

The parts of it that manage to keep moving during rush hour can be.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Masterchef food critics. Pretentious and smug.

[VladimirIlyich]

Utter cunts. I'd love to see some prick try that on me or someone else. They will need more than the fucking doctors afterwards. Makes my blood boil. She insured?

I think she was but still requires buying and setting up a new one and getting used to it. Its just the circumstances surrounding it.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Automated telephone queuing systems.

 

ANSWER IT YOU FUCKING CUUUUUUNNNNNNNTTTTSSSS.

[sir roger]

Automated telephone queuing systems.

 

ANSWER IT YOU FUCKING CUUUUUUNNNNNNNTTTTSSSS.

 

' Your call is important to us ' - obviously not that important.

[Furmedge]

' Your call is important to us ' - obviously not that important.

In other words 'Please stay on the line whilst we charge you national rate to listen to Adele or Ed Sheeran for the next ten minutes'