little things that annoy the shit out of you

[General Dryness]

Freebasing is for bored housewives and small children. I inject mine directly into the eyeball in a solution of plum palinka

Is plum palinka Hungarian for jism?

[Jairzinho]

After the revolution, people will be separated based on whether they put the milk in first or not.

 

Pre-milkers will not be tolerated.

 

As it's almost entirely the bourgeoisie that does that it'll be during the revolution that this gets sorted, not after it.

[General Dryness]

I use a single Aldi own-brand teabag microwaved in a full cup of milk. Sue me.

Fascist.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

As it's almost entirely the bourgeoisie that does that it'll be during the revolution that this gets sorted, not after it.

 

During the revolution, we take out the coffee drinkers. Afterwards, we can move onto the milk first brigade, those who allow the kettle to cool, herbal fuckers who don't have any regular bags to hand and anyone who accidentally serves me a tea without sugar.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

One of my students is Spanish and she usually makes a brew when I get to hers.

 

One Twinings tea bag in a pot. 

 

The colour of the tea...fucking hell. 

 

"I'm sorry, I just can't do this..."

 

I'm taking it by using the word "Student" a "PICS or GTFO" is called for here. 

[Tony Moanero]

I can't wait for this cunt to fuck off to the African Cup of Nations.

[Jairzinho]

I'm taking it by using the word "Student" a "PICS or GTFO" is called for here. 

 

I'm afraid this particular student I neither have pictures of, nor would anyone particularly want to see any. 

 

She's almost as old as you, mate!

[Jairzinho]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm afraid this particular student I neither have pictures of, nor would anyone particularly want to see any. 

 

She's almost as old as you, mate!

 

Ha, maybe Stringy and myself would be interested, then again. My experience of Spanish birds in my last place of employment was that they were pretty and also pretty hairy. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I drink my tea black with no sugar. It took a while to get used to but after  a while you reap the benefits, both health and taste wise. 

[Bjornebye]

I use a single Aldi own-brand teabag microwaved in a full cup of milk. Sue me.

In certain circles I've heard they call that the "Jimmy Saville wet". Not surprised one bit that you enjoy it.

[Trumo]

I use a single Aldi own-brand teabag microwaved in a full cup of milk. Sue me. 

 

[Alan Sex]

I use a single Aldi own-brand teabag microwaved in a full cup of milk. Sue me.

 

So you like you tea like you like your men?

 

Weak, white, and dribbling down your chin.

[Mook]

People putting the word 'essentially' in sentences when there is absolutely no need for it.

 

It's gone into 3rd place (behind 'narrative' & 'awesome') in my league of shit & overused words.

[Jairzinho]

Sorry.

[Curly]

People putting the word 'essentially' in sentences when there is absolutely no need for it.

 

It's gone into 3rd place (behind 'narrative' & 'awesome') in my league of shit & overused words.

That really is essentially awesome narrative that mate.

[Mook]

Sorry.

 

Ha ha, it was someone else who set me off.

 

Some words are like a disease though, you never hear them & then all of a sudden they're everywhere. 'Strawman' was another one that was doing my head in but it seems to have had the common courtesy to have fucked off.

[Dr Nowt]

Ha ha, it was someone else who set me off.

 

Some words are like a disease though, you never hear them & then all of a sudden they're everywhere. 'Strawman' was another one that was doing my head in but it seems to have had the common courtesy to have fucked off.

That's a bit disingenuous of you.

 

Just let that sink in.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Whenever I hear the term "strawman" I think of Worzel Gummidge. I found that show genuinely terrifying as a child.

[ZonkoVille77]

Yer ma loves Worzel

[Rico1304]

Basically

Literally

 

Fuck off

[General Dryness]

Ha ha, it was someone else who set me off.

 

Some words are like a disease though, you never hear them & then all of a sudden they're everywhere. 'Strawman' was another one that was doing my head in but it seems to have had the common courtesy to have fucked off.

The first time I noticed it was with "semantics " a few years ago. More recently it's been "worldview ".

 

I know at least 174 words, and my favourite one is still cunt.

[Jairzinho]

Whisper it quietly.

[Captain Turdseye]

When you've had missed calls on your phone and the little number icon won't fuck off.

[SammyAftershave]

One of my students is Spanish and she usually makes a brew when I get to hers.

 

One Twinings tea bag in a pot. 

 

The colour of the tea...fucking hell. 

 

"I'm sorry, I just can't do this..."

 

Sounds like hell. Fuck her. Metaphorically speaking.